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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yes, you caught me, I am constantly doing unsecured searches on "flight attendant with comically oversized circus tits."

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Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Advertisers want to make money through scams or selling products. They get potential customers by buying advertisements on Facebook. It is in Facebook's interest to make money. Therefore, they wish to 1. sell as much ad space as possible and 2. make their ads as targeted as possible. Point 1 is self-explanatory. Point 2 makes sense because well-targeted ads mean higher conversion rates, which means advertisers make more money and are more inclined to use Facebook's advertising platform in the future.

Facebook figured out you're into physically improbable women. Therefore they serve you ads with AI-generated pictures of physically improbable women. They have to do this because if they don't, there will be a tiny chance some other platform appears that will serve you pictures of physically improbable women. Then that platform will make money, which runs counter to point 1.

This is uncontroversial and entirely inevitable in any capitalist society with internet access.

Buddy_Cthulhu
Jun 10, 2005


Do you post about Dune? The military girls appear to be saturated with Melange.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Facebook got worse because you left, op. You abandoned it. The Social Network is crying out for your contributions to keep it on the straight and narrow. Well actually not narrow, but definitely straight, no doubt about that.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

not sure what’s garbage about pics of hot babes, seems to be an improvement to me

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I deleted my fb in 2014. It sucked already by then.

I recently made a new one maybe a year ago only to sell things locally I don't need anymore, because fb marketplace is still the go to, and it sucks so bad. I have no posts only junk to sell.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

for some reason I het a shitload of trad west poo poo on my feed.

peachy...
Jan 15, 2020

~hey~
Facebook can be okay-ish if you exclusively follow other mentally ill poo poo posters / groups. But even then, it's not great

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Facebook has decided on a very niche genre for me, which is reasonably attractive women doing electrical work. I'm gonna be honest, if I'm not busy, I click the links.

great username
Dec 28, 2023

Slugworth posted:

Facebook has decided on a very niche genre for me, which is reasonably attractive women doing electrical work. I'm gonna be honest, if I'm not busy, I click the links.

There's a sweet spot you can hit where you just kinda passively observe the thirst trap video loops and once in a while click tasteful ones so that your algo starts being like "alright buddy, I see what you're going for" and sends you lots of these, women splitting logs in flexy thermals, world athletic games clips, badass lady Judoka throwing people around, and other more "fun/cool and also a bit horny" content.

You can never escape the deluge fully only keep it under control, and any misclicks or gawking will poison the algorithm too far.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

"Hi ya'll remember that site that no-one in their right mind goes on that sucks, well, I went on it, and it sucked."

Although, I gotta admit; I too, am curious, as its been a couple of years since I went on there as well. on my backup fake af profile.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Here's a couple examples of the weird fetishy stuff that I don't feel the need to spoiler, at least. No, on second thought I'm going to spoiler the flight attendant one that's first:





The visible replies to these appear to be from guys who do not realize this is all AI crap. And who are very, very thirsty.

A 2-3 star Air Force general and two Marines in the Fremen Defense Forces. Nice ... can you post more?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Just join ‘A group where we all pretend to be boomers’. You’ll see the same content, but at least it’s posted by people who know it’s garbage. And if they share from someone being sincere, it’s fun to see that person getting dogpiled in the original post.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

CaptainSarcastic posted:

You have a more optimistic view of humanity than I do, apparently.
I'm just assuming. I assume all accounts still on facebook (I call it fakebook!) are bots

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

I deleted my fb in 2014. It sucked already by then.

I recently made a new one maybe a year ago only to sell things locally I don't need anymore, because fb marketplace is still the go to, and it sucks so bad. I have no posts only junk to sell.

:same:

although FB marketplace is its own bullshit. I'm moving so I need it to sell furniture and poo poo, but I am actively anticipating deleting that mofo and never ever ever dealing with it again

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

i haven't logged into facebook since 2014 and i had to confirm i'd seen the rules for a fishing tournament recently. irritatingly, they do this by posting on a facebook page. so i set out trying to either remember what my old account was or try to make a new one.

they immediately blocked me when i tried just using a normal gmail and putting real info in saying that i was a real person violating facebook's tos for having multiple accounts or something. i tried recovering my account after this and because i tried making an account first i was unable to do like, normal account recovery and would have to reach out to facebook to do this. i do not care enough to talk to facebook to do this.

i ended up making a new mail on proton and putting in fake info other than my name and that got past facebook's account checker bullshit well enough for me to post that i had, indeed, read the rules for the fishing tournament

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Vampire Panties posted:

:same:

although FB marketplace is its own bullshit. I'm moving so I need it to sell furniture and poo poo, but I am actively anticipating deleting that mofo and never ever ever dealing with it again

Yeah and it's full of bots and poo poo too.
We tried getting rid of some stuff yesterday and had a hit, "cool can i pick it up" "yeah" then just a message or two that made absolutley zero sense in or out of context.

Sucks that it's the end all be all of local selling currently.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Facebook tends to offer me egg and egg related products

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I check a local neighborhood group on FB which has been super worthwhile during outages and one or two times there’s been a shooting. Also got a 2000 dollar sewing machine off an older lady in the neighborhood on there for 150 bucks.

Facebook thinks I wanna see like “Avril Lavigne looked like this and now she looks like this” type content.

The only people I know who use it habitually are my parents and their peers, and a few weirdos in my age group.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah and it's full of bots and poo poo too.
We tried getting rid of some stuff yesterday and had a hit, "cool can i pick it up" "yeah" then just a message or two that made absolutley zero sense in or out of context.

Sucks that it's the end all be all of local selling currently.

:haibrow: its a cesspool of bots and scams. Inexpensive furniture and home goods is mostly outside of their purview, but posting any sort of electronics over 500$ is an instant barrage of "Hey I'm interested in your item. Can I call you?" messages. :ssh: they want your phone number so they can steal your 2FA :ssh:

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


So what pixel blocking tech do you use?? Facebook has defaulted me to Boomer but the most I get are like pictures of Chinese guys making food in stalls or fixing pipes hyper efficiently and then yeah lots of shots of actresses on runways

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Vampire Panties posted:

:haibrow: its a cesspool of bots and scams. Inexpensive furniture and home goods is mostly outside of their purview, but posting any sort of electronics over 500$ is an instant barrage of "Hey I'm interested in your item. Can I call you?" messages. :ssh: they want your phone number so they can steal your 2FA :ssh:

Good thing I absolutely hate phonecalls and avoid them at all costs. Yeah msg me on fb or don't bother at all.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Facebook is unironically useful for hobby groups. I collect fossil shark teeth, and there are active groups where you can post alongside paleontologists and what not. All the old forums for the hobby are dead.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

Good thing I absolutely hate phonecalls and avoid them at all costs. Yeah msg me on fb or don't bother at all.

I have sent you many unanswered DMs

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Yeah, it's that kind of creepiness that led to running the amount of privacy/security stuff that I do. I know it's not 100%, but I limit how much of my information goes out as best I can. Even SA lives in its own container in Firefox. And my phones all have the DuckDuckGo tracker blocker running, and it is frightening how many things that clamps down on.

i dont do any of this stuff, and as a result all my ads are for things like music software and instruments and equipment etc. - stuff i actually buy - instead of weird AI thirst traps.

i'm not sure exactly what information i should be hiding and from who because you are going to see ads either way, why not some relevant ones?

Szechwan
Jun 10, 2023

kntfkr posted:

Anyone who still has facebook should feel ashamed.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Grey Cat posted:

Yeah and it's full of bots and poo poo too.
We tried getting rid of some stuff yesterday and had a hit, "cool can i pick it up" "yeah" then just a message or two that made absolutley zero sense in or out of context.

Sucks that it's the end all be all of local selling currently.
Offer Up is busy where I live. I buy and sell stuff on there regularly

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Love that 'coordination during a shooting' is a positive, multiple times a decade use case for social media

Mine's just one post a week of someone's baby and 100 recommended clickbait articles.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Spinz posted:

Offer Up is busy where I live. I buy and sell stuff on there regularly

idk what the colorado go to is but it seems fb. Different region to region.

In Utah it was KSL or nothing at all and drat did I get a lot of porn messages on my phone using that garbage.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

buglord posted:

This kind of reminds me of how weird YouTube looks when you're not logged in.

Sucks that I communicate so much on Messenger that it necessitates having a FB account. Though I only ever use FB outside of messenger when I need to use Marketplace, which seemingly hasn't enshittified as hard because the bar was so low to begin with there.

I signed out of youtube a few weeks ago when they started messing with adblockers and the feed had like 4X the amount of right wing/scam content. In a couple seconds I found out James O'Keefe, Alex Jones and Russell Brand are still out there doing whatever they want

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Facebook thinks I live in Cornwall, England (I do not) and enjoy badly photoshopped Lego scams (I do not). I block all tracking and have no personal information on the account - it's used for Oculus stuff only, and the other 'friends' on there also only use it for Oculus and don't have personal details either. Even the names are false.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
all I ever see when I use Facebook are roller coaster videos and nostalgia posts about towns I grew up in where half the comments are people getting the location wrong and arguing over it and the other half are people simply saying "I remember"

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

Offer Up is busy where I live. I buy and sell stuff on there regularly

:hmmyes: Offer Up is also fairly busy where I live, but somehow its user base is the worst. One thing craigslist did right (unintentionally) is there was a tiny barrier of entry; OfferUp encourages people to make super lovely lowball offers

EDIT

I literally only go on Facebook to do marketplace stuff. I'm in maybe 20 groups, stuff like "SoCal Buy Sell Trade Everything" with 100k members. My feed is product ads, ads to join groups based on the physical location of the other groups I'm a member of (i.e. "You Grew Up in San Diego In The 50s 60s 70s 80s" whatever), and posts from the aforementioned sales groups.. which are ads.

Snow Crash eat your heart out

Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jan 14, 2024

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Pheeeew 😮‍💨 just got back from Facebook so I can report my findings:: it sucks.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Strategic Tea posted:

Love that 'coordination during a shooting' is a positive, multiple times a decade use case for social media

Mine's just one post a week of someone's baby and 100 recommended clickbait articles.

Twice in like two years actually. My neighborhood is very quiet so it’s unusual. We had one crazy guy get his hands on a gun during an episode and shoot a random guy on a bike. The second was a SOVCIT black Israelite that barricaded himself in his house and made national news.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

As far as online P2P classifieds go north of the 49th parallel, the most widely used one to offload any purloined personal belongings would probably be Kijiji marketplace.

e. Kijiji means 'village' in Swahili.

Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jan 14, 2024

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Tbc those aren’t ads, those are suggested posts, right? Facebook has gotten extremely aggressive with suggested posts in the feed lately. If you click the three dots, you can block the source, or there’s often an option for “show less posts like this,” which will clean up your feed for maybe a month.

My suggested posts are from weaving groups. I don’t weave, but I knit, and Facebook either can’t tell the difference or assumes there’s a lot of overlap. It’s still annoying

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Zuckerberg generated that content specifically for you OP based on gigabytes of your personal data history.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

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Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
I prefer chatting to my pals/sisters over the computer instead of my phone because Messenger is extremely poo poo on my phone, so I have a facebook tab open all day. My feed is about 50% old The Onion articles (it was the last thing I Liked, and they just repost old links all day, kinda annoying but occasionally funny), 30% memes, mostly Sopranos and Simpsons, 10% links or pictures shared by my 4 or 5 friends who still share to feed (though nobody in the world has posted an actual personal update in about a decade, I figure) and, lately, 10% AI-generated pictures of liminal spaces and japanese-looking alleys.
No weird thirsty or horny stuff here. But you're probably just "blank slate, male" to the Algorithm.

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