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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
chatGPT

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Grok

netizen
Jun 25, 2023

Mike McCarthy + Donald Trump, now that's what I call America's Team.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
Putin

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Byron Looper

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

no way he picks a guy called byron donalds

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

[V]ladimir
[P]utin

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Jim Jordan.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012





Take your pick.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
some total psycho. someone who dissuades the heart attack gun folks from pulling the trigger

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Mola Yam posted:

some total psycho. someone who dissuades the heart attack gun folks from pulling the trigger

so kamala harris??? 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😭

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
joe biden

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Mola Yam posted:

joe biden

RETVRN to the Presidential second place guy being the VP!

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



vivec, the one from morrowind

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
terry tate office linebacker

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

Kane from command and conquer

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy

This would sickk.. also Bernie.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Vivek no is free money after his recent comment

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Smythe posted:

terry tate office linebacker

you build the wall you win it all! woo!

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

January 6 Survivor posted:

Hillary Clinton

a plan so crazy it might just work

team of rivals

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

fosborb posted:

she would provide the same religious back stop Pence did

One of the more interesting questions is whether she would accept the nod. She's clearly got presidential ambitions, just as Pence did, and she can see pretty clearly how well that worked out for Pence. It's easy to forget what with how things ended that Trump made sure that Pence didn't do poo poo to help his national profile for the entirety of the term. Trump needs the VP equivalent of a background dancer, someone who will never do anything to draw attention away from him, and that's ... not Noem. That's why his VP will be Herman Cain reanimated by dark magic and science so unspeakable that everyone involved in the project goes mad.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Rolling Stones you can’t always get what you want blaring as Trump waves to the crowd and a spry Mike Pence in blackface and drag emerges from offstage

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Real answer

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


i don't think there's much chance of a woman winning the republican primary. vp is probably the best a woman could do and then spin that off into media jobs and various financial crimes.
governor is probably a pretty decent way to get bribes and abuse your office, but she's in some shithole state with the population of a mid-size city, so she probably could get more bribes and do more financial crimes as a senator or other federal position. seems mutually beneficial for noem to be vp because she can get more money and he gets someone who seems sane as his running mate. trump doesn't need to sew up psycho christian or nazi votes. they're all in, he needs moderates.
doesn't really matter though because all republicans will vote for trump regardless of who his vp is

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Azathoth posted:

One of the more interesting questions is whether she would accept the nod. She's clearly got presidential ambitions, just as Pence did, and she can see pretty clearly how well that worked out for Pence. It's easy to forget what with how things ended that Trump made sure that Pence didn't do poo poo to help his national profile for the entirety of the term. Trump needs the VP equivalent of a background dancer, someone who will never do anything to draw attention away from him, and that's ... not Noem. That's why his VP will be Herman Cain reanimated by dark magic and science so unspeakable that everyone involved in the project goes mad.

i guess the other consideration is does he even need a religious fig leaf anymore? he got the judges. and polling is showing the red meat is now in anti-woke, anti-trans tax cuts for border guards.

it wont be Stefanik. she'll continue to be an important surrogate, but Trump is frankly too vain. he's too racist for Tim Scott. RFK Jr offers him nothing

poo poo, i'm starting to lean toward Kari Lake. she's "straight out of central casting" for a white woman VP, and any other consideration is probably just political advisors coping

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Kari has loser stink tho

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
then Trump in a wig and twirly mustache it is!

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Melania

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Some stupid jerk probably. Nobody near as funny.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

fosborb posted:

i guess the other consideration is does he even need a religious fig leaf anymore? he got the judges. and polling is showing the red meat is now in anti-woke, anti-trans tax cuts for border guards.

it wont be Stefanik. she'll continue to be an important surrogate, but Trump is frankly too vain. he's too racist for Tim Scott. RFK Jr offers him nothing

poo poo, i'm starting to lean toward Kari Lake. she's "straight out of central casting" for a white woman VP, and any other consideration is probably just political advisors coping
You're right in that he doesn't really need the pious VP but it's likely to be one simply because the primary qualification will be that they not have the ability to upstage Trump. Not that they won't, but that they can't, and that's an overrepresented skillset within the evangelical of crowd. It'll probably be some governor from a deep red state that has no national profile.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Azathoth posted:

the primary qualification will be that they not have the ability to upstage Trump. Not that they won't, but that they can't, and that's an overrepresented skillset within the evangelical of crowd. It'll probably be some governor from a deep red state that has no national profile.

yeah

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Azathoth posted:

You're right in that he doesn't really need the pious VP but it's likely to be one simply because the primary qualification will be that they not have the ability to upstage Trump. Not that they won't, but that they can't, and that's an overrepresented skillset within the evangelical of crowd. It'll probably be some governor from a deep red state that has no national profile.

lol forever if it’s shucks

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

HashtagGirlboss posted:

lol forever if it’s shucks

that makes a disturbing amount of sense

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
can we please be serious

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

It'll be George Santos

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
She Huck would be very funny but I don’t think Trump would pick a female VP that he couldn’t make lots of creepy side comments about wanting to have sex with.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


taylor swift

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
adolf hitler

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The Rock

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