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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Just a heads up that your post somehow converted the url link in my post to an inline image. You might want to tweak that.

I appreciate the feedback though.

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Superb

Jean Pony
Nov 27, 2007


fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret


I wish I could give this thread more :five:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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edit: tweaked

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Feb 5, 2024

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

The whole thing is here in low res
https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1

The message is you can't get into heaven if you were ever disobedient to your parents (and don't become born again)



Hater of God and Whoremonger were 2 seperate characters this thole time?! Someone's going to hell for this blunder.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
It's all the same guy. Goon Whoremonger face-blindness strikes again!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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Piss And Shittium
Dec 20, 2023

Piss And Shittium fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Feb 5, 2024

Piss And Shittium
Dec 20, 2023

loving hell lmao

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

incredible

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix


Post Of The Year (POTY)

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
surely you mean MOTW

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
- "They took your wallet and spiked your drinks...!"
- "Ahh... but I got off with several stunning man-whores..."

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Feb 8, 2024

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

"My dear doctor, all men are whoremongers."
"Even the lizard-men?"
"Especially the lizard-men."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Andrew Robinson wanted Garak to mong that whore Bashir but the producers were too cowardly to do that in the 90's.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Animal-Mother posted:

Andrew Robinson wanted Garak to mong that whore Bashir but the producers were too cowardly to do that in the 90's.

If I recall correctly, he monged the poo poo out of Gul Dakat’s daughter though.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Animal-Mother posted:

Andrew Robinson wanted Garak to mong that whore Bashir but the producers were too cowardly to do that in the 90's.

the way he played garak you could still totally tell he was trying to get in bashirs pants. man, ds9 had so many excellent alien characters

"why captain sisko, how many times must I remind you that I am but a simple monger"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"That's why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? You knew that I could mong the whores you were unwilling to."

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Welcome to the Slam Sector.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The scruntmonger! :3:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Grammarchist posted:

Welcome to the Slam Sector.



horm onger

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
I am the mong!

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
As a certified whoremonger, this thread has me rolling on the floor.

I have nothing to contribute, but propose this be the unofficial soundtrack for this thread :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZHnMJ-FEk

itry
Aug 23, 2019







:prepop:

itry fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Feb 11, 2024

Discernibly Turgid
Mar 30, 2010

This was not the improvement I was asking for!

DeeplyConcerned posted:

As a certified whoremonger, this thread has me rolling on the floor.

I have nothing to contribute, but propose this be the unofficial soundtrack for this thread :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZHnMJ-FEk

As someone who, “got into,” Anticon before mp3s were around, this post makes me happy.

DeeplyConcerned: I see you

Also, it occurs to me that this provides an example of the seldom-seen user/user combo (and it’s a pretty strong one at that, made funnier because it made me think of the movie, “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,” and that, “Deeply Concerned and Discernibly Turgid,” would at least be worth a drunk watch.

Thank you for your service. I REALLY need to eat breakfast so I can take my Adderall.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

DeeplyConcerned posted:

As a certified whoremonger, this thread has me rolling on the floor.

I have nothing to contribute, but propose this be the unofficial soundtrack for this thread :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZHnMJ-FEk

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Discernibly Turgid posted:

As someone who, “got into,” Anticon before mp3s were around, this post makes me happy.

DeeplyConcerned: I see you

Also, it occurs to me that this provides an example of the seldom-seen user/user combo (and it’s a pretty strong one at that, made funnier because it made me think of the movie, “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,” and that, “Deeply Concerned and Discernibly Turgid,” would at least be worth a drunk watch.

Thank you for your service. I REALLY need to eat breakfast so I can take my Adderall.

Excellent, glad to be of service. LMAO at user/user combo!


:worship:

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

About monging*

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


War Wizard posted:

About monging*

i was thinking about that, but honestly, loving is what the whoremonger is all about.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Aishlinn posted:

i was thinking about that, but honestly, loving is what the whoremonger is all about.
Yes... conversely:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I had forgotten about Sage Francis. I look forward to forgetting about him again.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

Harry_Potato posted:

The full James Mong Filmography

Dr. Whore
From Russia with Whores
Mongfinger
ThunderMong
You only Mong Twice
On Whore Monger's Secret Service
Whores are Forever
Mong and Let Whore
The Monger with the Golden Whore
The Spy that Monged Me
MoonMonger
For your Whores Only
MongoPussy
Never WhoreMonger Again
A View to a Whore
The Mongering Daylights
License to Monger Whores
GoldenMong
Monger Never Dies
The Whores are Not Enough
Monger another Day
Monger Royale
Quantum of Monger
WhoreFall
Monger
No time to Whore

Holy poo poo quantum of monger was the one that got me finally. I made it almost the whole list

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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I just read through this thread again and it's so wonderful

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