The whoremonger is out and about!

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Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Aishlinn posted:

you wanna know how I monged these whores?

# ? Jan 16, 2024 04:14

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:23

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

fartknocker posted:

extremely low effort cause I can't photoshop to save my life, but maybe it'll inspire someone else

# ? Jan 16, 2024 04:41

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

covidstomper58 posted:

# ? Jan 16, 2024 08:01

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Pneub posted:

Some things just aren't worth monging for.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 08:44

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

# ? Jan 16, 2024 10:30

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Whoremonger was my third favorite Bond villain.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 20:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

# ? Jan 16, 2024 22:29

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Animal-Mother posted:

"i always like jerking it over mass graves"
"GIGGITY GIGGITY---"

BLAM.

"WHO ELSE BUT WHOREMONGER"

# ? Jan 16, 2024 22:31

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

Better safe than sorry NSFW

# ? Jan 16, 2024 22:59

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

# ? Jan 16, 2024 23:14

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Eediot Jedi posted:

I'm willing to play this FF Tactics ROM hack.

# ? Jan 16, 2024 23:20

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Eediot Jedi posted:

lmao

# ? Jan 17, 2024 05:24

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Eediot Jedi posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2024 05:41

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Eediot Jedi posted:

holy gently caress lmao.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 05:50

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

# ? Jan 17, 2024 06:07

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 07:21

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 17, 2024 16:33

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

alt:

# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:15

Gherkin Jerkin: Jan 22, 2006; With great power, comes great crunchability...

Bregor posted:

D... Do I want to know what kind of performance they are all watching?

# ? Jan 17, 2024 17:51

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Wall Balls posted:

alt:

Dangit, I was gonna do this. Boo.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:08

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Nyan Bread posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2024 20:30

The Merkinman: Apr 22, 2007; I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:49

Fucked-Up Little Dog: Aug 26, 2008; Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0; Scratchmo

# ? Jan 17, 2024 23:35

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 00:06

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

# ? Jan 18, 2024 00:13

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Time for a Whoremonger vs. Colossal Man crossover.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 01:01

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Call Your Grandma posted:

the whoremonger has no dignity. or all the dignity. i'm not sure.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 03:27

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Wall Balls posted:

OUT OF MY WAY
I NEED TO MONG WHORES
I NEED TO MONG WHORES IMMEDIATELY

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:10

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

This got a good laugh out of me.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:10

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

nine-gear crow posted:

Time for a Whoremonger vs. Colossal Man crossover.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:17

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I tried something that didn't work out, but it did generate this

so cursed

# ? Jan 18, 2024 05:52

emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:19

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Eediot Jedi posted:

I tried something that didn't work out, but it did generate this

so cursed

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:20

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Captain Hygiene posted:

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:40

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Captain Hygiene posted:

Woah.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 07:20

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Woah.

Wrong bullet time guy.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 07:26

carrionman: Oct 30, 2010

Pneub posted:

I don't know why but this got me good

# ? Jan 18, 2024 07:37

emSparkly: Nov 21, 2022; I'm open to interpretation!

Captain Hygiene posted:

# ? Jan 18, 2024 08:27

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's Payne! Wack 'im!

# ? Jan 18, 2024 08:35

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Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Captain Hygiene posted:

lmao

# ? Jan 18, 2024 09:45

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