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What pairs best with cheddar?
Bud Lite
A fine red wine I guess I dunno anything about wine
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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
gently caress you Strahan, you're dead to me.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Scarabrae posted:

The sports betting is proof of a dying society

I haven't watched much pre-game this season, but them pitches prop bets like that is disgusting.

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Coldforge posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

Also gently caress the Packers.

gently caress Jerry Jones the most, so I guess go Pack.

:hmmyes:

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

I hope we get an ending as funny as this:

https://youtu.be/Ja9stWVoFGA

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

Everyone picked the Cowboys to win on the pregame show



:doink:

On NFL Network, everyone picked the Cowboys... except Michael Irvin, who explicitly picked the Packers to try and avoid the "everyone picks the same team jinx" and probably cocaine

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I didn't even know there were games yesterday, thought there was a week off like before lol

I watched the replays though, and today I'm all set up :)

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SKULL.GIF posted:

Everyone picked the Cowboys to win on the pregame show



:doink:

We are on a 2 season winning streak at home, there is literally no way we don't clinch this first round :patriot:

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is that time.

Go Pack Go!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

WampaLord posted:

*ahem*

gently caress the Cowboys

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Ugh Greg Olsen?

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Let's get loving weird

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I could see this either way. Packers are raw enough for the Cowboys to dominate and delay the inevitable meltdown, but the funniest outcome would be losing here and now to a young Packers.

Should be funny either way!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

rooting for the packers in the playoffs is deeply disturbing but here we are

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I found it! The perfect beer to pair with this game!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

WampaLord posted:

Ugh Greg Olsen?

next year that’s tom brady

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


can't wait for the last play of this game to be dak lining up as the center

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
I love that the Packers have zero pressure on us. We can pull out all the stops and get weird.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Dak and Ceedee gonna tear the Packers defense apart, god willing 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Oh no I just remembered we’re gonna hear YEAH HERE WE GO for three hours

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

WampaLord posted:

Ugh Greg Olsen?

who the gently caress was the analysis guy in the Texans game yesterday? That guy sucked so much rear end and was literally just saying random football cliches that had nothing to do with what was actually happening in the game.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Such a tiny prick... so powerful.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

SKULL.GIF posted:

Everyone picked the Cowboys to win on the pregame show



:doink:

Images preceding "unfortunate" events

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
Shut uuuupppp


Start the gaaaaame-uhhh

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Kirios posted:

Oh no I just remembered we’re gonna hear YEAH HERE WE GO for three hours

i just did as well and im not looking forward to it

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Play posted:

who the gently caress was the analysis guy in the Texans game yesterday? That guy sucked so much rear end and was literally just saying random football cliches that had nothing to do with what was actually happening in the game.

I dunno but I've heard enough of Greg Olsen, they keep putting him on Bucs games and he's so boring and his voice has become a little annoying to me

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I don't really hate the Cowboys.

I mean I do absolutely hate the Cowboys, but I don't hate them as much as I once did. Growing old is troublesome.

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Y’ALL READY FOR SOME FOOTBAW?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Play posted:

who the gently caress was the analysis guy in the Texans game yesterday? That guy sucked so much rear end and was literally just saying random football cliches that had nothing to do with what was actually happening in the game.

Noted alcoholic and likely pedophilia defender Todd blackledge

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

xbilkis posted:

Dak and Ceedee gonna tear the Packers defense apart, god willing 🙏🙏🙏🙏

It'd be way funnier if Jordan Love threw like 4 picks

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe

Mega64 posted:

I could see this either way. Packers are raw enough for the Cowboys to dominate and delay the inevitable meltdown, but the funniest outcome would be losing here and now to a young Packers.

Should be funny either way!

The Cowboys have a commitment to content, and nothing would produce more content than a loss to Jordan Love.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

did that lady just say "i didnt know a little prick could be so powerful"

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

At least Kevin Burkhart is good

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Number19 posted:

Y’ALL READY FOR SOME FOOTBAW?

YEAAAAAAH HERE WE GOOOOO

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Number19 posted:

Y’ALL READY FOR SOME FOOTBAW?

I'm ready to watch whatever the hell the Cowboys call playoff football.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
This may be the Luke Musgrave breakout game.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Number19 posted:

Y’ALL READY FOR SOME FOOTBAW?

:hellyeah:

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Packers are my first team still and they’re playing with house money so gently caress it

GO PACK GO

gently caress THE COWBOYS

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

WampaLord posted:

I dunno but I've heard enough of Greg Olsen, they keep putting him on Bucs games and he's so boring and his voice has become a little annoying to me

Apparently it was Todd Blackledge, who I've never heard of before. But now I hate him

I don't mind Olsen so much tbh, but I agree that his style can get a bit old

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