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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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A playoff game against the Packers where the Cowboys have the advantage on pen and paper?


Hahaha, never seen this one before

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gently caress the Packers but I will concede my spirit for that has diminished greatly since Rodgers bounced.


So like, still "gently caress the Packers" but just barely over that threshold.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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A Sneaker Broker posted:

This crew calls the most flags. Be ready for that.

Micah will not be held once, somehow

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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gonna be a long day

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Kirios posted:

If the Cowboys lose this game I think McCarthy’s gone.

it's all DFW has been talking about all week

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Playoff Cowboys football right there

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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8 minutes, and two-three moments where the Cowboys could have killed the run were ruined by braindead garbage play


Cowboys forever, never gonna get better

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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they might as well just get rid of it as a penalty

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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So glad we ran for it on 2nd and 10

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I'm so glad we spent an entire season being shown that Tony Pollard and the offensive line are 100% fraudulent but we got this fat gently caress thinkin he's gonna hit a homerun on 2nd and 10 when you're already down and got scored on way too easy

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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It was a dive but it doesn't matter, Sam Williams is loving braindead

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Kirios posted:

It sounds like you’re already calling for McCarthy’s head.

The team poo poo its pants, then Mike got jealous and joined in.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:lmao:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Boy they love leaving Doubs wide open huh

to be fair, Bland didn't realize how you're supposed to defend when the QB isn't throwing straight at you so...

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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THEY CALLED A HOLD


THEY CALLED A HOLD




THE DALLAS COWBOYS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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PRIONT THE SHIRTS AND GIMME DA RINGS MICAH WAS HEL--oh they declined it



makes sense but kinda deflating

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:lmao: see ya later Mike

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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You kill Tom Brady and then you just retire too, I guess!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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flags don't mean a goddamn thing if no one came prepared to play a football game today

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Undefeated at home until the playoffs when suddenly your QB can't locate a throw, receivers can't catch and your defense can't cover anyone

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Next time just throw a pick six, Dak, save everyone the time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Mega64 posted:

McCarthy hasn't had the Packers dominate a playoff game like this in a long tome.

he's about to go 3-0 against the Cowboys in the playoffs, everyone didn't think he had it in him

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cut Turpin and set fire to his home

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Cowboys win, they got a first down without making GBS threads their pants

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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CATCH THE loving BALL

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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A Sneaker Broker posted:

What's going on with CD?

he loves to disappear for a bit


his numbers are even more insane when you consider this

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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go gently caress yourself dak

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I hope Anger is actually a super chill dude

our kickers are the only thing everybody should unite and be cool with


they're good

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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davecrazy posted:

Is being a cowboys fan just like repeatedly kicking yourself in the nuts for year after year?

the playoffs were decided when the cowboys lost to the Cardinals then got mutilated in San Francisco


they burned any luck they had left on stealing the division

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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aight, im off to take a shower


bill belichik gonna coach the cowboys and i will bury myself

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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dan quinn is going to have this amazing reputation for putting together a defense that has been mid as all hell if not for Micah Parsons

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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In the spirit of "welp gently caress this I'm out," for everyone who wants to watch cowboys misery in realtime along with the game, have this

https://www.youtube.com/live/fmvcwUnXtZk?si=jzyY6BmaNcr9HqWy

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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DAN QUINN DEFENSE


STRONGEST

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If Jerry Jones dies after this game folks I will get drunk and celebrate online with all of you

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Gallup caught a loving catch, sky is falling

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If Gallup is your target today all hope is lost

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I am in a bad mood, to the surprise of no one, but god drat I just want reality TV to die a miserable death

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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lmao let's feel that rebuilding year

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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they lost to the cardinals

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I'm officially NOT getting a sleep number bed

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