Sunday Afternoon WC Playoff GDT: The Perfect Cheese/Whine Pairing

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What pairs best with cheddar?
	Bud Lite
	A fine red wine I guess I dunno anything about wine
	Cowboys tears
	Crackers
	Some other cheese
	Shame

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Hope to welcome Jordan Love to the ring of gently caress The Cowboys by nightfall

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:11

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:03

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

It is perfectly normal, and indeed preferred, to want to see the Cowboys lose in embarrassing fashion at every opportunity. To want otherwise (I.e., not wanting the Cowboys to get hosed) is a sign of severe trauma and underlying mental and/or medical conditions.

If symptoms of not wanting the Cowboys to get hosed persist for more than 48 hours, consult your physician

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:22

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It'd be way funnier if Jordan Love threw like 4 picks

This is not very gently caress The Cowboys of you

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:39

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Why is *insert random no-name announcer* so loving bad at this?

FizFashizzle posted:

He usually does college.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:40

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Play posted:

I could swear that football games used to start at literally the exact time they were supposed to

Maybe that's just Sunday regular season games?

Yeah, regular season games still pretty much start at 1 and 4:30. Maybe sometimes five minutes after.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:48

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Do not even ask posted:

lmao cowboys

My stream's a little behind and this is the kind of spoiler I like to see

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:51

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Grimson posted:

if its covid, go to your local walmart and cough at everyone you see

if its covid, no it's not covid is over

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 22:54

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

lol cowboys

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:00

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I'm going to go insane if we have to listen to HERE WE GO the entire game

Might as well book the bed at the mental hospital now

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:03

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Hahaha Love said gently caress your pass rush

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:06

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Yo, remember when ppl were ready to call Love a bust because he was bad in his very first game?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:07

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gently caress THE COWBOYS gently caress YOU DAK

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:14

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Dango Bango posted:

So who's fumbling on this next Cowboys' drive?

You know it's Dak

You know it

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:23

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Praying for a shutout followed by fat Mike getting fired

Hope you like your new coach Bill Belichick and your new OC Matt Patricia

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:24

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

TheKingslayer posted:

omg. I just got back from the park. What has happened?

The Dallas Cowboys from the famous quote 'The Dallas Cowboys are dogshit garbage'

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:25

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

A Sneaker Broker posted:

What's going on with CD?

He remembered he's a Dallas Cowboy

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:27

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Turns out 'not being Zeke Elliot' isn't a great attribute when Zeke isn't on the team anymore

Also, Sak Prescott

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:29

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

OMG someone gif that Dak stare

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:31

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

How did Dallas fail to gameplan against noted superweapon Romeo Doubs?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:36

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

bean mom posted:

i almost feel bad for dallas, no no i dont

I'm glad you caught yourself there

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:38

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

This is kawalimus posting

This is the way of the NFC East please respect our customs

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:40

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:41

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Feel that pick coming

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:47

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Black Lighter posted:

Feel that pick coming

LIKE CLOCKWORK

LIKE DAKWORK

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:50

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kirios posted:

AS A PERSONAL RULE OF THUMB I NEVER DRINK BACK TO BACK DAYS

SHOULD I MAKE AN EXCEPTION GOONS?

TODAY, YES

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:52

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Please do not besmirch this beautiful moment by feeding Kawalimus

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:56

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

SirPablo posted:

Please throw another Interception

You almost made it happen

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:58

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Black Sunshine posted:

Is it too late to say gently caress the Cowboys?

Never too late never too early timing always perfect

gently caress the Cowboys

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:59

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Alaois posted:

honestly dallas coming back to win this one might be even funnier

Don't speak this evil into the world

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:06

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Joe Barry is that little kid playing Madden who picks Prevent every defensive snap because prevent is what defense is supposed to do, right?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:23

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

ROMEO DOUBS SUPERSTAR???

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:31

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Bellmaker posted:

49ers fans can start panicking about playing the Packers again now

I don't think 49ers fans do that

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:35

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

No you guys don't get it Brandon Aubrey is perfect in every way

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:53

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

MJeff posted:

MAN THAT SUCKS COWBOYS, MAYBE THAT GUY SHOULDA REPORTED AS ELIGIBLE SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AN INELIGIBLE MAN DOWNFIELD.

The arc of Ball Don't Lie is long, but it bends towards justice

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:57

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

lol

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 00:58

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

Chuck Noll never coached in Seattle

Chuck Knox, maybe?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 01:11

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

hahahahahaha lafleur with the biggest gently caress you

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 01:15

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:03

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

a classic from the NFC East thread:

Come back to the true faith indigi

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 01:32

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