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31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day. 32 And God said, “Let large men crash into each other and throw an oblong ball made of pig great distances through the air.” And it was so. God called the game "football,” and the gathered masses he called “fans.” And God saw that it was good. 33 Then God said, “Let the players establish teams in various locations, with colors matching their environments and names symbolic of their realms. It shall be called The League.” And it was so. 1The League established names from great creatures - Lions, Bills, Broncos, Dolphins, Rams, Seahawks, Bengals, Eagles, Jaguars, Cardinals, Bears, Ravens, Panthers, Falcons, Colts; 2names from lore - Titans, Giants, and Browns he supposes; 3names from warriors and people - Packers, Vikings, Chiefs, Texans, Cowboys, Raiders, Buccaneers, Saints, Commanders, Patriots, 49ers, Steelers; 3names from technology - Chargers and Jets. And God saw that it was good. 34 Then God saw happy Cowboys fans. He saw a senile racist smiling and blasphemous declarations of America's Team, idol worship of a silver star, and incoherent shouts of "how 'bout dem Boys?!" God saw that it was not good. 35 And God said, "gently caress the Cowboys", and it was good - the seventh day.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:It absolutely should have been called and the fact that it wasn't is bullshit By rule, yeah, but it was chicken poo poo yesterday and wouldn't been today as well. Until they call it on the Packers then gently caress that poo poo.
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Jan 14, 2024 22:49
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I do enjoy the Packers passing game. Love slinging it to the "I've never heard of that guy" all stars. Especially since none of these guys would've gotten targeted if Rodgers was still there! pmchem posted:if Fat Mike gets bounced by his former team in the first round in a season where he has Parsons and MVP-level Dak... Absolutely
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Jan 14, 2024 22:52
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Keep the pressure on. Don't let them back in this game. I don't look forward to the 2nd half soft defense and clock eating.
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Jan 14, 2024 23:23
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Syntaxed posted:Packers fan really suffered having bad QB play for like 5 games in past 30 years We all felt the pain of that time. It was a dark month.
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Rules. loving rules. Also gently caress you Carlson. That better not come back to bite them.
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Jan 14, 2024 23:42
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Ah this is the D I'm used to seeing
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Jan 14, 2024 23:47
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Packers up by 20 - time for soft coverage!
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Jan 14, 2024 23:48
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Shinjobi posted:I am in a bad mood, to the surprise of no one, but god drat I just want reality TV to die a miserable death What you don't wanna watch Farmer Needs A Wife?!
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Kirios posted:AS A PERSONAL RULE OF THUMB I NEVER DRINK BACK TO BACK DAYS gently caress yeah you should!
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That wasn't a horse collar
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Kawalimus posted:RIP Ravens Superbowl hopes 
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That's fair.
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Jan 15, 2024 00:00
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gently caress. They couldn't let that happen.
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Saved by the refs
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I'll feel a lot better if the Packers get a TD here.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Checking in to see if anyone said gently caress the cowboys??? gently caress the Cowboys friend! E: just gonna repost my Magnum Opus... Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
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fishing with the fam posted:Uncompetitive slate of games so far. Disappointing. Yeah, yesterday's games sucked, but today's game is pretty great!
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Remember when that one goon called McCarthy a pig fucker?
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SKULL.GIF posted:Other way around. Mike called Crimson Ghost a pigfucker Wait really? Aw, not nearly as cool a story then.
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Wide open in the middle. Shocking.
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The 7th Guest posted:the packers probably weren't going to beat SF next week anyway but losing their best defensive players is not going to help I'm ok losing to the 49ers. That's just the circle of life. Losing to the Cowboys is unacceptable.
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Jerry making phone calls
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It's destiny
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A good montage
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Cowboys player at someone's neck, nothing, flops, flag. Of course.
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Need to put the starting offense back in.
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Goddamn it
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gently caress the Cowboys.
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Shinjobi posted:The Ticket is gonna be even keeled to start, they won't go to the phones for a while This guy is way too level headed. I want a Doug and OB-style meltdown!
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