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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

MrQwerty posted:

Jerry Jones and Mark Davis will be locked in a battle of wits over who is the dumbest owner this off-season

* David Tepper has entered the chat

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

did someone say DemCowboys?

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


cowboys fans are npcs

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Yeah exactly

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Presto posted:

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David Tepper absolutely takes this crown and it's no contest

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I feel compelled to mention Dean Spanos, who is well on his way to be the first to sell a NFL franchise because they needed the money

Go London Chargers! :toot:

The Bible
May 8, 2010

GEEKABALL posted:

The Cowboys have one of the largest fandoms in the world. Apparently many people enjoy getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly and hoodwinked by the hillbilly retard Jerry Jones and his idiot progeny.

And most of them are from Texas.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This is now the official GBS #sports thread

The Bible
May 8, 2010

My uncle took me to a Rangers game when I was a kid and he told me Nolan Ryan got his 7th no-hitter but I missed it because I fell asleep.

That's my sports story.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vampire Panties posted:

I feel compelled to mention Dean Spanos, who is well on his way to be the first to sell a NFL franchise because they needed the money

Go London Chargers! :toot:

The guy who owned the Pats in the 80s had to sell because he took a bath on the Jackson 5 farewell tour, lol.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The Bible posted:

My uncle took me to a Rangers game when I was a kid and he told me Nolan Ryan got his 7th no-hitter but I missed it because I fell asleep.

That's my sports story.

To be fair, that would be an incredibly boring game to watch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Believe in Detroit

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I bought a vanity license plate at mardens today for $1.99 that says #1 red Sox fan and Im going to put it on the back of my lawn mower

Barudak
May 7, 2007

redshirt posted:

Believe in Detroit

Stafford took a dive at the end to avoid Eminems fury

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Barudak posted:

To be fair, that would be an incredibly boring game to watch

Oh, it absolutely was.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Barudak posted:

Stafford took a dive at the end to avoid Eminems fury

Mmm, Peanut Butter M&M's.....

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
gridiron holds a mystic fascination in the american psyche

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Anybody catch the cornhole semi finals

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Smugworth posted:

Anybody catch the cornhole semi finals

Why bother, your mom wins every year.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Why bother, your mom wins every year.

:vince:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm glad that they all had fun

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

There's more #Sports on today!

The Steelers of Pittsburgh first face the cowardly Bills of Buffalo.
Tune in fellows, around 16:30 Eastern Time on CBS!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

redshirt posted:

There's more #Sports on today!

The Steelers of Pittsburgh first face the cowardly Bills of Buffalo.
Tune in fellows, around 16:30 Eastern Time on CBS!

I hope the Bills win!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

I hope the Bills win!

AFC East hate prevents me, but also how much Romo loves Allen. He's gonna slobber on him all game today. I want to Steelers to win some ugly 9-6 game.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

sports are cool

basketball s cooler than the nfl tho they’re a buncha goofy goobers in the nba and I like that

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

sugar free jazz posted:

basketball s cooler than the nfl tho they’re a buncha goofy goobers in the nba and I like that

the loss of cam newton was felt league-wide

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

sugar free jazz posted:

sports are cool

basketball s cooler than the nfl tho they’re a buncha goofy goobers in the nba and I like that

Have you heard of the late Gardner Minshew?

NBA is fun though, except for the refs.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

I hope the Bills win!

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

sugar free jazz posted:

sports are cool

basketball s cooler than the nfl tho they’re a buncha goofy goobers in the nba and I like that



I kinda think most pro athletes are goobers

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Vampire Panties posted:



I kinda think most pro athletes are goobers




what about pro athletes covered in goobers

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm so sick of you south Texas pig jockeys coming in here waking me up to tell me how bout them Cowboys

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


cowboys should have been called horseboys. they don't even ride cows what a ripoff

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
da da da da da da da
STAMPEDE!
Go you Dallas Cowboys go

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTWT6jMoxk

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
AT&T Stadium: Home of the Dallas Cowboys and the world biggest jumbotron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7e3K4hFeKs

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

X JAKK posted:

da da da da da da da
STAMPEDE!
Go you Dallas Cowboys go

GO SOONERS!!!
GO SOONERS!!!

GO SOONERS!!!!!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sounds like they needed some cowmen instead

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