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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Sunday Night NFL Wild Card GDT: Lions Bitch?
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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 Wings in the oven.

Let’s go the lions.

https://x.com/snfonnbc/status/1746363841976422603

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Eminem says: shoot the rams

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 The Lions are the main character tonight. Holy moly nobody mentions anything about the Rams in this pregame.

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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Didn't see the new thread. Go loins.

Failson posted:

I am braced for a devasating Lions loss.

I don't want it, but the Rams are perfidious.
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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 I think both these teams are cool but I would like for the Lions to get some success

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Hizawk posted:

Go Eminem!

I just need him to say LIONS BITCH

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Good luck Lions! It's time to break the curse. Make it a clean NFCN sweep for the weekend!

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 don't give a gently caress about eminem (no offense, he's cool)
go lions

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 remember, loins win and they host another game next week

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

 Ford Field looks absolutely amazing. Please Lions, do it for us.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Palms sweaty

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 You ain't Detroit I'm the D you the new kid on the block 'bout to get smacked back to the Boondocks.

Lions bitch.

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

post hole digger posted:

nbcs overemphasis on eminem makes me not want to cheer from the lions. heartbreaking.

it's so annoying

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I literally did not recognize Eminem with the beard

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 stafford is definitely going in the lions ring of honor right

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Go Lions, please

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 Detroit: only cringe celebs

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I think I'm going to support the Same Old Sorry rear end Rams for thread balance

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

bean mom posted:

stafford is definitely going in the lions ring of honor right

Be a crime if he didn't

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Lets be real, Eminem hasn't put out good poo poo in 22 years (The Eminem Show). Hard to be angry when you're filthy rich.

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

bean mom posted:

stafford is definitely going in the lions ring of honor right

Oddly, The more picks he throws tonight the better the chances.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Benne posted:

He called a Notre Dame game with Garrett this year and it was the drizzling shits

i'd expect nothing less for Notre Dame

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I just now realized if the Lions win they’re locked in for another home game next week.

Go the motherfucking Detroit Lions. Get yours!

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The Stafford kids were cute

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Let's do the thing Lions. I want this for you.

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Bip Roberts posted:

Detroit: only cringe celebs

eminem is actually pretty dece and not at all Cringe

kid rock literally would never, ever come into the city lol he's a huge pussy rear end bitch

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

 Welcome to "an NFL playoff game"

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
HERE WE GO!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Hughmoris posted:

:hai:

I had steak, followed by cheese cake.

That's a good combo.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
All the goons want Detroit to win.




The Lions are doomed.

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
im eating some thai food

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 God drat that offensive line is incredible. Never seen a PFF score so good amongst all five.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

MJeff posted:

HEEEEEERE WE GO!
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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
gently caress the Cowboys

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Victorious Radia posted:

eminem is actually pretty dece and not at all Cringe

kid rock literally would never, ever come into the city lol he's a huge pussy rear end bitch

Eminem has been lame for 20 years and kid is in the stadium

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Go Loins! NFC North Championship game!

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Victorious Radia posted:

im eating some thai food

Jack can't talk thai

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Go The Lions.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Let's loving go

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 lol run much Jameson

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