Sunday Night NFL Wild Card GDT: Lions Bitch?

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

LIONS BITCH

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:08

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:41

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

TOUCHDOWNNNNNNN

What a drive!!!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:23

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lmao Reggie Bush was the last Lion to score a playoff rouchdown

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:24

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Wonder if Dan ever cooks the kneecaps or always raw crunches on em

If you're biting you gotta go raw

Better nutrients

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:25

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Martha Ford is 98?

poo poo she looks good for her age

Guess it helps to have lots of money

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:27

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bullshit that was incidental

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:29

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Fire the refs into the sun

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:30

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Now all we need is for our defense to hold up :ohdear:

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:47

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Lmfao

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

THE FIX IS IN (Stafford wants the Lions to win :kheldragar:

)

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ugh damnit

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:50

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

56-10 is still in play :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 02:55

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dango Bango posted:

It's wild that the Lions let both Swift and Williams go and upgraded at RB

The conventional wisdom was that he was a lateral move from both of them but like Brad Holmes is a scouting God

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:00

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

God drat our offense is insane!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:03

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'm actually pleased that they've mostly been able to neutralize Aaron Donald

It's like the Rams D line can't do poo poo without him

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:04

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

LAPORTAAAAAAA

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:06

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Stafford

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:16

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I don't ever want to hear positional value again because that's now been proven to be a bullshit term

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:22

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'm glad Dallas lost

Hope that screwjob was worth it!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:38

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I cancelled Peacock because I never used it so eat poo poo NBC

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:41

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

1957 coming up a lot for this first half

Coincidentally the last time the Lions won a championship.... :thunk:

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:46

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Am I drunk or displaced in time or did I really just see a loving Geico caveman ad?

Millennial nostalgia is a hell of a thing

Eagerly awaiting the return of the WASSSUUUUUPPPP guys eventually

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:54

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

All praise the sun God!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 03:55

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

That kick's gonna be real important here soon

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:01

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

What was the reasoning of moving the kickoff five yards ahead again? I miss the run backs

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:02

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ahh that beautiful stout lions defense coming through again

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:06

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Jesus Christ our secondary

What secondary?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:08

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Stafford looks hurt and now I'm worried for the Lions

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:09

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Stafford.

I mean, I still want the Lions to win but my sweet angel Matthew shouldn't be in any more pain.

Yeah dude already sacrificed his body for 12 years for a lovely team so the least people can do is not add to that pain

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:12

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mental Hospitality posted:

Some did, not all. Some of us genuinely like him and were happy to see him succeed when surrounded by a good team. I hope he's okay.

I had no hard feelings for Stafford wanting to leave

He gave his all to the Lions and he wanted a ring. I can't fault him for that. I was rooting for him to win when the Rams made the Superbowl

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:14

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ugh.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:15

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Do not even ask posted:

having to rely on an aaron glenn defence to keep the team in this... i feel sick

I don't remember the last time the Lions had a good or even decent defense

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:20

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Holy poo poo uh... One timeout left for the Rams lmao

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:23

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hey it'd be nice if we had some defense

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:24

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

C. Everett Koop posted:

lions inability to stop a nosebleed becoming a real issue

This has been an issue for years and they just have never found an answer for it

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:27

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Kirios posted:

If I were a Lions fan I’d be absolutely terrified right now.

Oh I absolutely am

Lions gonna Lions is a thing for a reason

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:31

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Guido Merkens posted:

Isn’t that standard operation procedure for the Rams WRs? I feel like they have amazing WRs that just vanish suddenly.

Edit: nevermind, thinking of the chargers. I can never tell them apart.

I mean they're located in the same place and both have fanbases who don't care about them it's normal

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 04:36