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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > wrong thread
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
damnit kid

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

bean mom posted:



happy molassacre day to all that celebrate

"Slower than molasses in January" is 35 MPH?!?

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

AndrewP posted:

Larry Csonka
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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 Tonight’s game is on Crunchyroll.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
eagles how long you gonna keep this losing skid up for



♪ all night long ♪

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Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

 lmao cowboys

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

aBagorn posted:

everyone is calling the eagles cooked (including most of the fans) so it feels like a 31-6 birds win tonight

go birds
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

"Slower than molasses in January" is 35 MPH?!?

fermentation under extreme pressure and mechanical failure means you see some serious poo poo!!!

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

kidcoelacanth posted:

let's go the loving bucs

:woop:

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 https://x.com/Eagles/status/1747042251992076526?s=20
https://x.com/ECloskyWTSP/status/1747042458704245203?s=20

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
that thousand-yard stare and extremely sad voice on Hurts for the pregame interview is an excellent sign

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 So glad there's a Manningcast for this

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
This is already the best thread this forum has seen in a long time

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Eli Manning has been a quarterback for how many years and retired for how many more

and he's just this last week done some experiments to learn how to throw a football

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Apples McGrind posted:

lmao cowboys

:hai:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
what the poo poo is that table, Peyton can I come play RPGs at your house

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

what the poo poo is that table, Peyton can I come play RPGs at your house

peyton would be an awful DM i think

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

what the poo poo is that table, Peyton can I come play RPGs at your house

i want to see him do warhammer 40k play by plays on it

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 It's hilarious that broadcasters still can't get rid of the huge time delay when talking to someone not on location

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Good soup! posted:



:hmmyes:

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Is this the next gdt?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"Sirianni eats plant-based cheesesteaks" lmao


fire him right now, there is no more deadly insult

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 espn crew all picking the bucs as they should

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 sirianni better not get fired before fat mike

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Ric Flair is gonna let Nick Sirianni's mom ride Space Mountain

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 gently caress a Buc.

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 go away richard flair

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Why is ric flair there and also thought he was dead

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 why the gently caress is ric flair there lol

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 Eagles fans are so pessimistic about this game that I now believe they will win comfortably

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
good lord Ric Flair looks like a zombie

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

post hole digger posted:

why the gently caress is ric flair there lol

Wrestlers return to Florida like salmon returning to spawn

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

shyduck posted:

espn crew all picking the bucs as they should

kiss of death, unfortunately

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Scarabrae posted:

Why is ric flair there and also thought he was dead
he's alive for a certain, very narrow definition of the term

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

post hole digger posted:

why the gently caress is ric flair there lol

i told ya, he's a fan of whoever paid him last

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Scarabrae posted:

Why is ric flair there and also thought he was dead

i have had a google news alert set up for "'ric flair' dead" since 2013.

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

AndrewP posted:

Eagles fans are so pessimistic about this game that I now believe they will win comfortably

Fanbase been playing the long con all season.

I'm totally prepared mentally and physically for the season to end tonight.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

WampaLord posted:

Wrestlers return to Florida like salmon returning to spawn

the neighborhood i grew up in south of tampa had a few wrestlers living there, i forget who they were though

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 I think the Eagles show up tonight.

The rest of the playoffs, though...

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Ric Flair gonna go climb back into his mausoleum in just a minute.

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