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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > wrong thread
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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Is AJ Brown important to the Eagles offense?

without aj brown we have to find someone else to send on basic fly routes and toss easily intercepted prayer balls to

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 Guess I'm about as prepared as I'll be

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Is AJ Brown important to the Eagles offense?
I don't know, is being the only good player important

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Eagles defer. Ok

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Eagles, please do not make us watch the Bucs any longer than we have to already

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I predict eagles defense gets two good plays, it's 3rd and 7 or 8, bucs convert easily


this prediction is good for every drive

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Hell yeah, Ray Lewis on the Manningcast.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

CapnAndy posted:

I don't think I've ever dreaded an eagles playoff game more, or had less faith.

it's not a "hey we're scrappy underdogs who snuck in" season so just making the playoffs isn't enough, we've pre-lost this one three weeks ago, just get it over with

The last few weeks have been weird because I'm not exactly optimistic but it sounds like most of the other Eagles fans here are posting from ledges. Like this game still feels like a coin flip to me.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
MLK Jr.'s fam being there for the coin toss is, I dunno.

I don't think MLK would have approved of the NFL as it is (feel free to use the Boondocks gif on me)

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

CapnAndy posted:

I don't think I've ever dreaded an eagles playoff game more, or had less faith.

it's not a "hey we're scrappy underdogs who snuck in" season so just making the playoffs isn't enough, we've pre-lost this one three weeks ago, just get it over with
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 as bad as the eagles were in the second half of the year, i still wouldn't be shocked if the bucs completely goof it here

while evans gets 200 yards

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 On what loving planet is Baker a Top 10 QB

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 slay is back. im sure he loves the dc change to that fat rapist from the patriots

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 C.Otton!

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
hey did y'all see that very easy completion right up the middle

if not, don't worry, you'll have more chances

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
ah I see I may have been too optimistic

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 lmao

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Truther Vandross posted:

On what loving planet is Baker a Top 10 QB

The 2023 season where 1/3 of starting QBs got season-ending injuries

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Hell yes let's go

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal

Toaster Beef posted:

hey did y'all see that very easy completion right up the middle

if not, don't worry, you'll have more chances

I'm not sure what pass this post was for :ohdear:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
extremely soft zone coverage just not working? who could have predicted this, except anyone who watched any eagles game for the last two months or any game patricia's ever called

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 mike dead so what

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 eagles looked checked out as poo poo

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Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
I'm with Peyton - I don't like that injury at all

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 go tampa bakerneers

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Dejan Bimble posted:

I lived in Tampa for a month I can confirm

I have a good friend who has some friends of her own that live in Tampa that she goes to visit fairly regularly, so much so that I asked her if she ever thought about moving there one day. Her immediate response was "lol no, it's a shitshow."

For context we live in SC

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 My local broadcast is telling me everything that is closed tomorrow (everything is closed tomorrow) and it's taking up too much of the screen. I've gotten the point by now.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

FizFashizzle posted:

eagles looked checked out as poo poo
b-b-b-b-but sirianni hasn't lost the locker room

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 troy stumbling over his own words

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 this eagles defense is the worst

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Matriculating down the field

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 oh my God that ESPN graphic showing how bad Matt Patricia is

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 gently caress me. Cleat to the shin looks agonizing.

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Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
ESPN had the Eagles at a 55% win percentage a minute ago.

Lol

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 i hope baker wrecks the eagles just as bad as the cowboys got smoked last night.

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Toaster Beef posted:

hey did y'all see that very easy completion right up the middle

if not, don't worry, you'll have more chances

What about a very easy run right down the middle??

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

biceps crimes posted:

this eagles defense is the worst
It really is

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Getting tore up by this TB offense

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

biceps crimes posted:

this eagles defense is the worst
have you seen their offense

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

CapnAndy posted:

I don't know, is being the only good player important

Wow. No love for All Pro Jason Kelce.

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