- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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this is the eagles/bucs gdt now
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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just end it quick, eagles, I don't want to have to stick around past halftime and witness some bullshit collapse.
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Jan 16, 2024 01:52
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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eagles how long you gonna keep this losing skid up for
♪ all night long ♪
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Jan 16, 2024 01:53
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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that thousand-yard stare and extremely sad voice on Hurts for the pregame interview is an excellent sign
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Jan 16, 2024 01:54
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Eli Manning has been a quarterback for how many years and retired for how many more
and he's just this last week done some experiments to learn how to throw a football
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Jan 16, 2024 01:55
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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what the poo poo is that table, Peyton can I come play RPGs at your house
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Jan 16, 2024 01:56
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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"Sirianni eats plant-based cheesesteaks" lmao
fire him right now, there is no more deadly insult
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Jan 16, 2024 01:59
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Ric Flair is gonna let Nick Sirianni's mom ride Space Mountain
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Jan 16, 2024 01:59
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Why is ric flair there and also thought he was dead
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Jan 16, 2024 02:01
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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I haven't seen the Eagles have one good night since November, is the thing
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Jan 16, 2024 02:03
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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hey matt patricia, the bucs QB is hurt, what's your game plan
"soft zone coverage"
not gonna rush anyone? even though our rushers are really good and the secondary is trash?
"can i rush 2"
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Jan 16, 2024 02:05
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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death to this season, let's lose this already
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Jan 16, 2024 02:07
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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we're, what, 20 minutes out before kickoff?
so I assume the Eagles are already down 14
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Jan 16, 2024 02:10
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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i'd be perfectly okay with the eagles being forced by hurts's injury to remember that they are a very good running team when they commit to it
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Jan 16, 2024 02:12
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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I don't think I've ever dreaded an eagles playoff game more, or had less faith.
it's not a "hey we're scrappy underdogs who snuck in" season so just making the playoffs isn't enough, we've pre-lost this one three weeks ago, just get it over with
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Jan 16, 2024 02:14
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Is AJ Brown important to the Eagles offense?
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Jan 16, 2024 02:16
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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I predict eagles defense gets two good plays, it's 3rd and 7 or 8, bucs convert easily
this prediction is good for every drive
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Jan 16, 2024 02:17
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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ah I see I may have been too optimistic
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Jan 16, 2024 02:19
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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extremely soft zone coverage just not working? who could have predicted this, except anyone who watched any eagles game for the last two months or any game patricia's ever called
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Jan 16, 2024 02:19
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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eagles looked checked out as poo poo
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Jan 16, 2024 02:20
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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this eagles defense is the worst
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Jan 16, 2024 02:21
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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oh poo poo a 3rd down
find someone who loves you as much as the eagles defense loves giving up extremely stoppable third downs
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Jan 16, 2024 02:22
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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future historians gonna look at that 11-6 record and think "this football team must have been pretty good"
do not be fooled, future historians
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Jan 16, 2024 02:24
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FANDOM MENTAL WELL BEING 1/15/24 5:20 pm pst
Arrogant euphoria
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Jan 16, 2024 02:24
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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okay boys, girls, and other, I'm taking bets
who says 3 and out, who says interception
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Jan 16, 2024 02:25
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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save that until it's appropriate or I'm gonna send the Packers back around again
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Jan 16, 2024 02:26
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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itll shift as the night goes
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Jan 16, 2024 02:27
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Time for everyone to get mad at the two screen plays
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Jan 16, 2024 02:29
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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okay third and manageable, time to throw it away deep downfield
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Jan 16, 2024 02:30
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- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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okay third and manageable, time to throw it away deep downfield
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Jan 16, 2024 02:31
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- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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eagles offensive playcalling baybeeeeeee
defense can't adjust to beat you if you were predictably beatable from the first drive
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Jan 16, 2024 02:33
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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"look if we keep putting four dudes 10 yards away from every eligible reciever, it'll psych the QBs out and they'll make bad throws because they think nobody is as terrible as we are" -- matt patricia, defense genius
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Jan 16, 2024 02:37
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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"third down and seven, mayfield WIDE OPEN" -- the philadelphia football eagles story
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Jan 16, 2024 02:38
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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"so far the eagles secondary has been awful" -- also the philadelphia eagles football story
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Jan 16, 2024 02:38
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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just end it quick, eagles, I don't want to have to stick around past halftime and witness some bullshit collapse.
I think if/when the eagles surrender the next offensive possession I'm gonna tap out
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Jan 16, 2024 02:39
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- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Can the Eagles suck more than the Cowboys
but we still suck poo poo through a straw don't get me wrong
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Jan 16, 2024 02:40
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- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Absolutely insane that theres nothing actually wrong with the eagles besides their vibes being incredibly cursed
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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okay third and manageable, time to throw it away deep downfield
okay see you guys next week, gently caress sirianni, gently caress johnson, gently caress desai, gently caress patricia twice
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