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There have been many malicious rumors surrounding my birthday but I'm here to say most of them are thankfully false. Some terrible people might say I'm turning 90 years old today, some others might even say I'm turning 5. This is simply not true. I've even seen some sickos claiming it to be the 15th or 17th. All very FAKE NEWS! You heard it directly from the source (ME!) If anyone says otherwise, please report them to the proper local authorities for trying to ruin such an important holiday.
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happy birthday, fellow cat av poster
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Jan 16, 2024 17:04
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:happy birthday, fellow cat av poster We're all cat posters on this fine birthmas morning. And to those that don't celebrate--TOO BAD--it's mandatory.
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Jan 16, 2024 17:06
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I heard rumors that grey cat was not birthed, but was spawned/hatched. Confirm or deny?
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Jan 16, 2024 17:08
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I heard rumors that grey cat was not birthed, but was spawned/hatched. Confirm or deny? I crawled forth from the void deep beneath the earth. What happened before that even I don't know.
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Jan 16, 2024 17:09
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Ah. Well, happy void emergence day to you
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Jan 16, 2024 17:15
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HBD GC 
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Jan 16, 2024 17:17
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One time on my birthday i poo poo my pants and hid it under the couch and also i was 3 and it was my first memory
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Jan 16, 2024 17:22
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please God someone just wheel out this cake already there is very little air in here
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Jan 16, 2024 17:27
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The Loin King posted:One time on my birthday i poo poo my pants and hid it under the couch and also i was 3 and it was my first memory Awww, at least it's a solid first memory. There's a primal urge to hide pooped pants I'm sure. My first memory wasn't quite that memorable. First thing I remember was sitting on a log at some campsite when I was almost 3 and pretending to fish like everyone else was doing.
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Jan 16, 2024 17:27
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Congrats on your parents having sex OP!
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Jan 16, 2024 17:29
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it's not your birthday op, it's the anniversary of your birthday happy anniversary of your birthday!
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Jan 16, 2024 17:31
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ChickenHeart posted:please God someone just wheel out this cake already there is very little air in here
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Jan 16, 2024 17:36
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apparently when i was a toddler i used to start bawling whenever anyone tried to flush my poop. also i'd grab the poop, run off and hide it somewhere.
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Jan 16, 2024 17:38
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:apparently when i was a toddler i used to start bawling whenever anyone tried to flush my poop. also i'd grab the poop, run off and hide it somewhere. gimme the GOD drat poop
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Jan 16, 2024 17:38
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Happy birthday (:
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Jan 16, 2024 17:46
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happy birthday cat
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Jan 16, 2024 17:49
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Lotta goons itt with hoarding poop stories. The only time I ever pooped my pants in memory was when I was maybe 8, and I was already in the bathroom at home so it was a non issue. Sorry to disappoint anyone who expected me to hoard poop, but I bury it in a box like everyone else.
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Jan 16, 2024 17:51
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Happy new year (of birth)
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Jan 16, 2024 17:52
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yet another tragic, preventable, cake-related goon death
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Jan 16, 2024 17:56
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judging from candle-based evidence i humbly submit that you have now turned 4 years old!
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Jan 16, 2024 17:57
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Mozi posted:judging from candle-based evidence i humbly submit that you have now turned 4 years old! Shhh, keep it down, will ya?
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Jan 16, 2024 18:01
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Happy birthdday, Grey Cat. I hop you got a present, like a nice bell. 
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Jan 16, 2024 18:09
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BigBadSteve posted:Happy birthdday, Grey Cat. I hop you got a present, like a nice bell. Crossing my fingers for a few grams of catnip. 
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Jan 16, 2024 18:13
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I had no idea! I got a present for you a couple months ago in case of this happening, though. It... should be... fine. Care to open it? 
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Jan 16, 2024 18:36
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Grey Cat posted:We're all cat posters on this fine birthmas morning. Mandatory birthday wishes, to the greyest cat around
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Jan 16, 2024 18:36
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Happy Earth day to da cat
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Jan 16, 2024 18:37
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Droogie posted:I had no idea! Gimme gimme gimme, what is it!?
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Jan 16, 2024 18:56
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Grey Cat posted:Gimme gimme gimme, what is it!? 
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Jan 16, 2024 18:57
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AW, gently caress
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Jan 16, 2024 18:57
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This keeps happening
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Jan 16, 2024 18:57
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Droogie posted:AW, gently caress Take solace in the fact that before you opened the box the cat was both alive and dead at the same time.
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Jan 16, 2024 18:59
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lfmao And happy birthday cat! 
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Jan 16, 2024 18:59
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Droogie posted:This keeps happening  Okay, it's a little macabre, but is it wrong if I think it really ties the room together?
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Jan 16, 2024 19:07
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I bet you're not even a cat happy birthday, chum
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Jan 16, 2024 19:23
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Some assembly required
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Jan 16, 2024 19:23
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rear end-penny posted:I bet you're not even a cat happy birthday, chum have you checked the av? looks like an open and shut case to me
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Jan 16, 2024 19:24
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im 169 in dog years
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I'm a Petro Dragon
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