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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Nooner posted:

Then why do I have to put out my garbage on Thursday night instead of Wednesday night SIB?? THIS DOESNT ADD UP

don't ask questions or they'll take you away too

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
where's all the garbage women?

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

numberoneposter posted:

im gonna retrain to drive a garbage truck

gonna be a trash man

Just gonna get out on the ring, throw trash everywhere

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's bullshit Op

Fellow Friday pickup poster here and it sucks rear end

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

where's all the garbage women?

there’s a great garbage woman behind every great garbage man

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
They refuse the refuse. :smug:

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

where's all the garbage women?

hey that's my ex wife you're talkin' about!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Your supposed to call them by their trade name, op, which is “Solid Waste Disposalists”

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
https://i.imgur.com/BL3z1Dc.mp4

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

where's all the garbage women?

hey :wink:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

jayz: i'm not a garbageman; i'm a garbage, man

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

I don't remember this scene in the movie Anger Management

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

No unskilled labor

You couldn't destroy a mailbox with twice as much time

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I get it bro. I really do

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mail cops are gonna lock that guy up and throw away the key

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ive got the postmaster general on speed dial

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Look at all the big city slickers with garbage men in here.

Out here in the country we're our own garbage men. Like in the Constitution.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
In the city I live in, if theres a holiday they just collect the garbage on the following day. So if you're a garbage man and you have a long weekend with a holiday Monday, thats great and all but then you have a short weekend because you're collecting Friday people garbage on Saturday.

I hope they're at least getting over time for that poo poo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

So Monday was a holiday so all garbage collection gets pushed a day back, but doesn't that just mean that they gotta work on a Saturday because they didn't work Monday so really it isn't like they actually get a day off?

Or are people who had Friday morning pickups just hosed and gotta wait an extra week?

How does this work???

Uhh. No it means they just have to uses their trucks to pick up overfilled trucks next monday

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

numberoneposter posted:

ive got the postmaster general on speed dial

my mailbox was never approved by the post master general. cost me a grip

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

kntfkr posted:

my mailbox was never approved by the post master general. cost me a grip

I change my mail box every week just so the postmaster general has to come out and personally approve it. Because gently caress that guy

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


lifehack: if you buy a garbage truck you can just drive around and people will literally just give u their garbage and then you'll have a whole bunch of free garbage.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Play posted:

I change my mail box every week just so the postmaster general has to come out and personally approve it. Because gently caress that guy

:haibrow:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I'm pretty sure some people in my neighborhood thought the trash was coming Tuesday but it came monday like usual. I put mine out pretty late at night on Sunday and it didn't look like everyone had theirs out. I thought I was the one putting it out early. Sucks for those people their garage is gonna reek probably.

great username
Dec 28, 2023

Curious about this now, I guess the answer is just "it really sucks to deal with and fucks everything up" to get the 'day off'.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

in the uk they’re called rubbish gentlemen

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It's an easy fix just work every day. Duh, so simple.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
In my town there's just a bottomless pit in the town square and we just chuck all our garbage in there.

Do not all towns and cities have their own bottomless pitt? Apart from all the people who fall in it dumping their trash, super convenient. Can just dump your trash in when ever you feel like it.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

lifehack: if you buy a garbage truck you can just drive around and people will literally just give u their garbage and then you'll have a whole bunch of free garbage.

This is why it's important to check your garbage man's ID every trash day. Yes it's a hassle but otherwise your garbage is at risk.

Does anybody know if there's a block chain solution for this?

AKA Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Jan 17, 2024

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have an update for you op: trash was picked up yesterday as per usual, however the recycling was not. I’m expecting recycling pickup today instead. Minor inconvenience but I’m glad the fellas got a day off.

Qvark
May 4, 2010
Soiled Meat
This is the funniest thread I've read on sa for ages. Good work everyone.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dixville posted:

I'm pretty sure some people in my neighborhood thought the trash was coming Tuesday but it came monday like usual. I put mine out pretty late at night on Sunday and it didn't look like everyone had theirs out. I thought I was the one putting it out early. Sucks for those people their garage is gonna reek probably.

Trash freezes in the winter op

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
i think in these times and days we should say garbage person

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

bradzilla posted:

Trash freezes in the winter op

That just means it can all stay put frozen in place in a pile to the weather gets good again in the summer and the trash collectors can come and pick it up.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

bradzilla posted:

Trash freezes in the winter op

you ever cleaned out your fridge in the winter, realized you hosed up on something way in the back, thrown it in the trash and been like "thank god it's going down to 23 every morning for the next week"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Buce posted:

in the uk they’re called rubbish gentlemen

disgusting

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Buce posted:

in the uk they’re called rubbish gentlemen

bin lads

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI61uKYNNFk

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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
All men are garbage men, my sweet summer child.

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