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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Anybody had a dream about SA? After posting here for 15 years, and lurking for a few more, I can finally answer yes to this question. It was about those tags that lowtax gave out back in the day for donating to "the forums" which probably was actually used for cookies and other various frivolities. Mine says Ham Wrangler. Anyway I guess they got deleted and some people were mad for some reason. There was a SAD thread about it and everything. As you can tell, I have quite the imagination. So come on, don't be ashamed now, this is a judgement free zone to talk about your wacky, or mundane, SA related dreams.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
no

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Not yet or not that I remember.
I'll let you know, op.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
i smoke too much weed to dream but probably not

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
sometimes. I just fight with my friends who got permabanned

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Yea, I totally thought I would end up being a mod for GBS

But I think that's not going to happen now.
[ It's OK I don't even have a computer]

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
The only SA I dream about it sandwich artistry.

Overdose on melatonin on my way to sand-land.

Why dream in color when you can dream in flavor?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Never, OP.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I have dreams where I post and everyone yells at me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

timefly posted:

I have dreams where I post and everyone yells at me

I can make your dreams come true

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i did, i couldn't remember what it was about, but i found it by searching my post history

Bad Purchase posted:

went to halloween shindig last night at a garden / plant nursery, was pretty decent. had a dream afterward that weirdly featured new forums lore. somehow jeffrey had hired barack obama as a forums moderator, and he was having a real rough time of it in sad. some of us were trying to cheer up a very depressed and world weary obama, telling him it's impossible to please everyone and to just keep doing his best. anyway, i don't remember much else, except later in the dream there was a work party at a pizza buffet and work had paid for 8 slices per person. however, the restaurant was having a BOGO special that day, and a very nice waitress interpreted this to mean i could take 16 slices of a truly stacked and loaded veggie pizza and gave me a huge to-go box. god i wish dreams could come true sometimes.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Bicyclops posted:

had a dream last night that there was this new, AAA hit where you had to go through rooms in a mansion and exorcise ghosts. the actual exorcism was just mashing a button (with the exact same feeling as Oil Barons in yakuza kiwami 2's cabaret club), but you had to set up for each encounter by organizing a bunch of your character's memories and thoughts in a way that would make the ghosts hate staying in the world of the living. the throught/memory organization menu looked just like Sim Tower. i got so good at the game that i was the current world record for speedrunning it. the final ghost was called Jilted Lover and the way to win was to search the internet for the most disgusting porn possible and arrange it into the thought tower, because any kind of sex upset her.

the way streaming worked in the dream, people could video call into the stream and make comments on the run, and i was miserable because all of my calls were people wearing masks and screaming into their microphone that i was a horrible person for calling their particular fetishes "disgusting" and for supporting a kinkshaming video game. some group of foot fetish people in particular organized "raids" of my streaming channel to spam foot fetish porn. at one point i made a disgusted face and said "jeez, i'm starting to feel like the ghost here!" and that became a meme that people would use to react to anything they didn't like. i hated that i was suddenly well known for for what porn i thought was disgusting, but i really liked playing the game. i was so good at it and beating my own record periodically felt like it does when you break through a difficulty wall in a souls game. then, somehow, the final ghost starting transmitting porn back into MY brain and i couldn't make the game stop. she was laughing like this had been her plan the whole time. i woke up when she started transmitting nudes of my ex girlfriend.

:theinternetwasamistake:

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
I once spent two weeks in the hospital and had gently caress-all to do other than reading SA threads. I had dreams where I was reading the forums, and although I don't recall the specifics, I do remember that dream SA is a wild place.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

timefly posted:

I have dreams where I post and everyone yells at me

Your selfish loving subconcious is hoarding all of your precious posts. Just one post? Amateur hour! Dream GBS wants more from you, boy! Take an Ambien! Post a thread about it! gently caress!

:justpost:

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Sometimes I have dreams about posting and I can't read wtf I did or replies.

Then I remember to log out and forget about it for a week.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Sometimes when im sleeping one off i have a nightmare that i got probated for using swears

Like bad ones. Cancellable swears. Hard Hs. Hard Fs. Hard Rs. Pretty much every hard consonant you can think of.

I wake up indifferent

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I did dream about SA, years ago. It was a pretty boring dream. I was just sitting there at the computer reading a thread

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Actually yeah. One time I dreamt that Donald Trump died and Jeffrey pinned a message to the top of every forum about it.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yea. I've dreamed that I've accidentally posted nudes and also have weird dreams of posting about some hyperspecific subject that everyone is being super serious about that makes no sense when I wake up (like using indoor plumbing pipes in a custom water cooled PC)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Jan 17, 2024

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Also the forums always look how they did in the early 00s for some reason

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Stay out of my dreams, nerds. Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Is this an MLK themed post? Because you're a day late.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I once woke in a daze and told myself my brain can't connect to the internet.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yea. I've dreamed that I've accidentally posted nudes and also have weird dreams of posting about some hyperspecific subject that everyone is being super serious about that makes no sense when I wake up (like using indoor plumbing pipes in a custom water cooled PC)

lmao

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i dream that im wasting my life here with every post. thankfully, i wake

Last Visible Dog
Jul 30, 2015

Reposting from the Post Your Dreams thread:

Last Visible Dog posted:

I dreamed I was browsing GBS, and I saw a thread someone had posted: "My boyfriend: I just like how he smells".
And then I saw a knock-off thread someone made: "My 2 boyfriends: I only like how one of them smells", followed by another: "My 100 boyfriends: I don't like how any of them smell".
I opened this third thread, and the entire thing was screenshots from old PC games - Amstrad and ZX Spectrum and the like - of Roman gladiators. And there seemed to be no shortage of these, as the thread kept going. One post had screenshots from two unrelated games, one showing the character "Archimedes 2", the other one showing an "Archimedes II". The text underneath read, "CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!"

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
when i was a kid i was obsessed with nightshade on nes and had a dream where i was getting the poo poo beat out of me by a huge group of the sexy ninjas:



roughly 20-30 babes kicking me in the head in unison

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

if i do i'll probably queue an autoban

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

R.L. Stine posted:

when i was a kid i was obsessed with nightshade on nes and had a dream where i was getting the poo poo beat out of me by a huge group of the sexy ninjas:



roughly 20-30 babes kicking me in the head in unison

I want to dream

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I had a dream that I was a mod and everyone loved me

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
Yeah, Freddy Krueger turned into a thread and was like "Five golden manbabies, bitch!" (his claws were golden) and then he cut my throat open.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

R.L. Stine posted:

when i was a kid i was obsessed with nightshade on nes and had a dream where i was getting the poo poo beat out of me by a huge group of the sexy ninjas:



roughly 20-30 babes kicking me in the head in unison

I once had a dream that a goblin from the game Darkstone was chasing me around and stabbing me with a big needle in a landscape that I saw in a PC Gamer screenshot of the cancelled Black Isle game TORN.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Yea i dream about SA, (and Youtube,) I don't remember what I read, but it's pretty funny.

I hate high energy dreams.
"No Brain. I don't want to sit in school naked. I want to read Gray Dog posts and laugh at Pumpy Muffinz being probated."
I don't even post. - that's too much dream energy.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
I had a dream where I was just scrolling down for hours and it was nothing but people empty quoting me infinitely

I will never know euphoria like that in my waking life

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dreaming about posting is kind of like dreaming about work

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Okay I did last night and it was stupid so I blame this thread.

I was playing some sort of card/board game while scrolling through the Trump thread when I saw someone else post that they were playing the same game. They posted pictures and wrote their entire post in French but for whatever reason it wasn't off topic enough to get a probe.

I was dealt my cards in real life and all my cards were "vanilla coke zero" and I thought this was the funniest thing in the entire world. Then I was given 7 cans of it because I guess you get real versions of the cards. I took a picture and posted it into the Trump thread since I knew everyone else would find it to be the funniest thing in the world too.

The purpose of the game was to I guess roleplay/explain why you'd have all these items in story form. So I informed everyone I'd be roleplaying a dad that always had a soda for you no matter the situation. I keep typing up this clearly worthwhile post on the dream forum and I was then dealt "the end" card. It had a bunch of muppets and the robinhood men in tights cast on the art like it was from some weird muppet robinhood movie.

After that it lost the plot and had nothing to do with SA.
I woke up and thought that had to be the dumbest thing why would anyone find a bunch of vanilla coke zeros funny? I also blame the 3O fridge thread and talking about robinhood yesterday.

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