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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20

https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=7PlBgcgn1dvnIxnd







I watched the video. It really seems like the solution to porn addiction is to act like your best friend is right there with you, looking at that filthy smut, sharing your lust.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I’m pretty sure the guy in the last pic is charged by JO crystals

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I tried to watch porn with a guy once. It was not as fun as I anticipated. Would not recommend.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
gently caress
I didn’t see the other thread. Mods please close my thread and probate me for my sins

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I have watched plenty of porn with friends. Especially those weird silly story ones.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

N. Senada posted:

gently caress
I didn’t see the other thread. Mods please close my thread and probate me for my sins

they're very close together. whichever one gets less posts in 24 hours will be gassed and i will probe the loser. good luck

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

4 minutes apart in fact. you and the other op watching porn together?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

they're very close together. whichever one gets less posts in 24 hours will be gassed and i will probe the loser. good luck

I will be the porn accountability buddy for anyone who posts in my thread

Every time you want to jack it, think of me

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Colossal Man? Seriously?
That sounds like a superhero/porn star name.

Check me out in my spandex. *gropes crotch*

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

4 minutes apart in fact. you and the other op watching porn together?

Noam’s supposed to text me before posting. I’m their shitpost sponsor. It’s sad to see them fall off the wagon like that.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

4 minutes apart in fact. you and the other op watching porn together?

Just two threads sitting on the couch together nothing wrong with that

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


im gonna jerk it to colossal man just to spite him

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I wish I had friends to watch porn with :smith:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


So this is like, even shittier bible man, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7cdqXCMaGg

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

They did a live action video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRBlv8Pc05E&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=organic_social&utm_campaign=Colossal_Man_Campaign



N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Grey Cat posted:

So this is like, even shittier bible man, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7cdqXCMaGg

But hornier

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Reported

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Archer going in some weird directions.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


I’m fully erect at the thought of all these men loving and sucking on my screen

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
One time in college we had to watch some movie for a class to write an analysis or some poo poo, and a classmate invited some of us over to watch it together. We ended up drinking and smoking so I had to watch it again later, but after the movie this dude, who loved with his sister, had a "big box of porn" literally a wooden chest next to the TV and he put on porno afterwards "as a joke" and I learned a new kind of uncomfortable social situation I have managed to avoid ever since.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Wait you can watch porn now?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

good to see that fellas are still out there giving their pals a hand. bros helping bros overcome pornography addiction

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Khanstant posted:

One time in college we had to watch some movie for a class to write an analysis or some poo poo, and a classmate invited some of us over to watch it together. We ended up drinking and smoking so I had to watch it again later, but after the movie this dude, who loved with his sister, had a "big box of porn" literally a wooden chest next to the TV and he put on porno afterwards "as a joke" and I learned a new kind of uncomfortable social situation I have managed to avoid ever since.

https://x.com/TheOnion/status/659449453435342848?s=20

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Khanstant posted:

who loved with his sister

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




saw the floor plan for the new McMansion going up down the street

two separate gooning rooms

you want to know why nobody looks at porn together anymore? it's because modern urban design and architecture force us into isolation

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
In this video essay I will explain how the erosion of unions have led to unprecedented rates of porn addiction

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

back in the day you go into any porno theatre and strike up a conversation, but you try to do that now and all you hear is a bunch of bitching and moaning

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dick Fontaine posted:

back in the day you go into any porno theatre and strike up a conversation, but you try to do that now and all you hear is a bunch of bitching and moaning

Pee Wee Herman died for our sins.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm a dude that has watched porn with other dudes before.

We didn't gently caress. Didn't even have to say "no homo" either. Not before, during or after.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Are you even good friends if you can't watch porn together?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I watch porn only with my loosest acquaintances

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


N. Senada posted:

I watch porn only with my loosest acquaintances

I won't cuddle and watch edward penishands with an acquaintance.

Unless this is a loose joke. Then carry on.

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hmmmm

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

A fist coming out of the goat man's hole? Well I never.......

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


N. Senada posted:

gently caress
I didn’t see the other thread. Mods please close my thread and probate me for my sins

i offer myself up for probation instead of op. take me instead.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH





:thunk:

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

saw the floor plan for the new McMansion going up down the street

two separate gooning rooms

you want to know why nobody looks at porn together anymore? it's because modern urban design and architecture force us into isolation

A sunken couch? In this economy??

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