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Bad Purchase posted:saw the floor plan for the new McMansion going up down the street In my day we called them masturbatoriums and these loving millennials just keep butchering the lords english like this
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They did a live action video This thing came equipped with its own porn parody right out of the gate didn't it?
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Grey Cat posted:I won't cuddle and watch edward penishands with an acquaintance. 
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cult_hero posted:This thing came equipped with its own porn parody right out of the gate didn't it? Where the super ladys at?
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Me and my bros monitor each other's porn watching to see who gets the high score. I'm going for world record any percent glitchless nut.
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Dixville posted:I tried to watch porn with a guy once. It was not as fun as I anticipated. Would not recommend. One of the most awkward experiences in my life was the time in high school (I think senior year) someone in my co-ed (roughly half and half girls/guys) extended friend group of "kinda preppy AP students from my year and the year below us" decided to watch some uncensored Japanese porn in someone's living room. It was a fascinating mix of people trying to keep a poker-face (I fell into this group) and people trying to joke a lot and be overly casual. I remember one guy sitting funny and obviously trying to hide his boner. I, and I think most of the other guys, were fortunate enough that the awkwardness overpowered anything else. It's a very surreal memory.
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Not really sure what they're trying to get at but now I would like to watch a porn.
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Decided to look at porn, thanks collosal man.
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me and the bible study boys, hootin every eve that someone doesn't jack their hog
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As soon as a friend's dad bought a Sega Dreamcast with a modem, my friends used it to look at porn during a sleepover. None of us had private computer access at the time and it was a Big Deal. I was into the idea, but was 1000% not when I realized that most guys are into things that I am not for Reasons haha. I wanted to play Worms Armageddon instead asap.
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Alright who's calling HR first, cuz I don't want it to be me. Shhh they're busy, have you seen this?
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Grey Cat posted:Decided to look at porn, thanks collosal man. sounds fun, hmu next time
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Jan 18, 2024 01:59
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Hey how come he's named Colossal Man even though he's the same height as every other character
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You ever heard of something called SWAP.avi? Uh, no...me neither. That's gross.
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Does porn still have plots? Asking for my friend.
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Pretty sure the internet destroyed the concept of porn with plots
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I've got some pipes that need fixing, but I'm also hungry... Are there plumber pizza boys yet or will I just have to settle for two services?
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Gutcruncher posted:Pretty sure the internet destroyed the concept of porn with plots Maybe it was the loss of the TV Repair Man who made house calls.
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Grey Cat posted:I've got some pipes that need fixing, but I'm also hungry... Are there plumber pizza boys yet or will I just have to settle for two services? Good side hustle.
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Would it be morally wrong to draw a bunch of porn of the series about no porn? I think it'd be funny.
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Grey Cat posted:I've got some pipes that need fixing, but I'm also hungry... Are there plumber pizza boys yet or will I just have to settle for two services? You'll have to schedule them to show up at the same time. Or maybe the plumber is there working, you order some pizza for lunch and then realize you have no money to pay either.
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wesleywillis posted:You'll have to schedule them to show up at the same time. Oh no now they're both mad and I need to find a way to payyyyy. Whatever will I do? Hold on I need to slip into something more comfortable this money situation is stressing me out.
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Grey Cat posted:Would it be morally wrong to draw a bunch of porn of the series about no porn? it's a porn about nothing jerry!!!!
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:it's a porn about nothing jerry!!!! Funny enough... 
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Gutcruncher posted:In my day we called them masturbatoriums and these loving millennials just keep butchering the lords english like this That idea that Roman jerk-off rooms used to be called masterbatoriums is actually a historical misconception that everyone latched onto because it sounds right. The truth is less salacious and a masterbatorium was just a pulpet that a master of ceremonies would speak from at Roman circuses and sporting events. 
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Grey Cat posted:Oh no now they're both mad and I need to find a way to payyyyy. Whatever will I do? Now the plumber is pissed because his few hours of work is worth more than the pizza guy's 17 dollar pizza and 3 dollar tip.
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Jan 18, 2024 03:44
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wesleywillis posted:Now the plumber is pissed because his few hours of work is worth more than the pizza guy's 17 dollar pizza and 3 dollar tip. He thinks he's worth so much because he went to trade school while I went to laid school.
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Stunt-Puffin posted:That idea that Roman jerk-off rooms used to be called masterbatoriums is actually a historical misconception that everyone latched onto because it sounds right. The truth is less salacious and a masterbatorium was just a pulpet that a master of ceremonies would speak from at Roman circuses and sporting events.
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Do dramatic readings of terrible amateur erotica, whether fanfic or regular. Just find the worst written ones and really put passion into your reading. It's genuinely hard to not have to stop because everything is laughing.
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Grey Cat posted:He thinks he's worth so much because he went to trade school while I went to laid school. He's definitely going to want some "extras" if you catch my drift
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wesleywillis posted:He's definitely going to want some "extras" if you catch my drift I'm picking up what you're laying down.
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Thanks so much, OP! I will watch the Colossal Man video, hopefully before watching porn again, and as a Christian I hope and pray it helps with my Colossal Boner problem.
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Diving sideways to catch the nut of my best pal like a secret service agent protecting the president
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Jim Carry looks like he needs some work Or do furry porn. The world is your oyster.
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PokeJoe posted:Now what We wait for someone to dump the actual comic so we can read it.
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I've only watched porn with women I'm having some sort of sex with except for uh once? In college a friend of mines friends came to visit and played a porno with one of their former high school classmates who made some gay pornos after he graduated Then one of those friends kept putting her hands in my shoes 🤔
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Grey Cat posted:We wait for someone to dump the actual comic so we can read it. Comic? I think I'm out of the loop but I'll do what it takes to see the porno cartoon
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grey cat grey cat perhaps a very gay cat If I was a grey cat I'd wear a clay hat Why would I ever do that? Because clay hats are all that
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