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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They did a live action video I was watching that and thinking "ok, this could be a good psa for people that legitimately have a porn addiction." But no, it's an ad. They're trying to sell you software. gently caress'em.
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N. Senada posted:Noam’s supposed to text me before posting. I’m their shitpost sponsor. It’s sad to see them fall off the wagon like that. A terrible curse.
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PokeJoe posted:grey cat grey cat perhaps a very gay cat Brings a tear to my eye. All accurate and true. Yknow since it's relevant for the thread topic, Ive only had one other rhyme written about me and it's from my SO. It went something like. Grey was a cat She drew this and that It was porn, true fact
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Khanstant posted:this dude, who loved with his sister, had a "big box of porn" 
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I don't believe even for 1 second none of you have watched a even a lil porno. It's fine.
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Touch yourself. Don't watch things you shouldn't and DEF don't touch me. It's just porn, it won't kill you unless you make it weird
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Treecko posted:Touch yourself. Don't watch things you shouldn't and DEF don't touch me. please don’t post about it though
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lfg porn, pst
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https://www.christianpost.com/news/covenant-eyes-ceo-calls-porn-demonic-urges-churches-to-do-more.html Anyone know where they sell these keyboards?
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Grey Cat posted:Brings a tear to my eye. All accurate and true. you give off horny vibes somehow. good or bad, it is what it is
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Jan 18, 2024 06:04
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Flintstones style “ITS A LIVING”
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Treecko posted:I don't believe even for 1 second none of you have watched a even a lil porno. I only watch big porno
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Sarsapariller posted:I only watch big porno and it's thanks to your mindless consumption of these creatively empty triple-X Hollywood cockbusters that the small- and mid-budget artisanal erotic features have all but disappeared from the sticky screen  I'd spit on those films and everyone involved in making them, but that's exactly what they want
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Lister posted:I was watching that and thinking "ok, this could be a good psa for people that legitimately have a porn addiction." But no, it's an ad. They're trying to sell you software. gently caress'em. Christian Value software
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Treecko posted:It's just porn, it won't kill you unless you make it weird Weird, you say?
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Gutcruncher posted:Pretty sure the internet destroyed the concept of porn with plots Opposite, can't get off if the porn doesn't include at least one McGuffin hole and a Chekhov's Dildo.
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And a good porn soundtrack. Whatever happened to the porn guitar?
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Grey Cat posted:Funny enough... Lol I don’t know why but I’m finding Gavin Newsom Jerry very funny
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Jan 18, 2024 12:13
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Bow chicka wow wow That's the closest I can get to the standard music I think about for porno beats
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Once something is created, how long does it take before rule 34 is enacted? On average?
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before the Thing is released to the public, it's creator or people hired to animate the Thing will create Wank Doodles, as practice Its a chicken and egg sort of nature
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Once something is created, how long does it take before rule 34 is enacted? On average? The moment you think about it, it's already been drawn and uploaded.
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PokeJoe posted:you give off horny vibes somehow. good or bad, it is what it is Not sure how to take it, but not a bad assessment either. I don't really toe the line and get probed for it like the really horny posters either, there's a balance to be struck. 
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Treecko posted:The moment you think about it, it's already been drawn and uploaded. I personally think it's more an exponential growth formula.
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Grey Cat posted:Would it be morally wrong to draw a bunch of porn of the series about no porn? Frankly it would be rude not to
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Grey Cat posted:I personally think it's more an exponential growth formula. And that's why nobody has jobs anymore
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Gutcruncher posted:Pretty sure the internet destroyed the concept of porn with plots You can find pornography with plots on the internet, but it's primarily crowdfunded Blender animations. C'est la vie.
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When I say I'm looking for a goon bud I don't mean someone who posts on a dead obscure comedy forum. 
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they're very close together. whichever one gets less posts in 24 hours will be gassed and i will probe the loser. good luck i forgot to check at 24 hrs but it looks like the threads ae very close to the same in both replies and views. and thusly, you are freed from your curse. enjoy your twin jack off accountability threads or w/e this is
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I’m once again not punished for posting about porn
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there's an old saying about beating 'em and joining 'em, can't quite recall how it goes, but the point is the threads should be merged
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N. Senada posted:I’m once again not punished for posting about porn The hero we need.
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The trick is to watch it in reverse. Dicks vacuuming up cum and people getting dressed. Lots of drunken fun to watch a porno in reverse.
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By the powers vested in me under Santorum's law, I hereby declare that all jerk-off buds and gooner goupies are henceforth rebranded forever as accountability partners.
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Joey_Redd posted:The trick is to watch it in reverse. Dicks vacuuming up cum and people getting dressed. Lots of drunken fun to watch a porno in reverse. Double-speed is pretty funny too.
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I hardly jack off at all, I guess not all heroes wear capes
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Play posted:I hardly jack off at all, I guess not all heroes wear capes I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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Grey Cat posted:I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Yeah, "sleep". I can see where this is going.
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