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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Look at porn with your friend
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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Grey Cat posted:

I pee in a big bed with my wife.

ew

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 Porn parody of Everybody Loves Raymond called Everybody Loves Semen.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 Everybody Physically Loves Raymond.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 What about a gay porn version called Everybody Loves Gay Men.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Every Buddy Plugs Raymond

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 Everybody Cucks Raymond?

* # ? Jan 25, 2024 23:54
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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Every nut is payment

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Tonight, on PBS Frontline,

The Buttocks or the Ballot: How Porn Will Shape The 2024 Election.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 The joy of tainting with knob Ross.

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Brings a tear to my eye. All accurate and true.

Yknow since it's relevant for the thread topic, Ive only had one other rhyme written about me and it's from my SO. It went something like.

Grey was a cat
She drew this and that
It was porn, true fact

WHERE'S MY COLOSSAL MAN PORN? HMMMM? *checks rule34 again*

ColossalStars
ColossalCoochie
Colossal_Titan
Colossal_Boy
colossal_coochie
colossal_kaiju_combat
ColossalStinker
Colossal_Gorgol

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Play posted:

I hardly jack off at all, I guess not all heroes wear capes

you should softly jack off so u don't damage your junk

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

numberoneposter posted:

Porn parody of Everybody Loves Raymond called Everybody Loves Semen.

Big Dong Theory

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

OMFG FURRY posted:

Big Dong Theory

Mad About Dong

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