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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm a dude that has watched porn with other dudes before.

We didn't gently caress. Didn't even have to say "no homo" either. Not before, during or after.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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A fist coming out of the goat man's hole? Well I never.......

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grey Cat posted:

I've got some pipes that need fixing, but I'm also hungry... Are there plumber pizza boys yet or will I just have to settle for two services?

You'll have to schedule them to show up at the same time.

Or maybe the plumber is there working, you order some pizza for lunch and then realize you have no money to pay either.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grey Cat posted:

Oh no now they're both mad and I need to find a way to payyyyy. Whatever will I do?

Hold on I need to slip into something more comfortable this money situation is stressing me out.

Now the plumber is pissed because his few hours of work is worth more than the pizza guy's 17 dollar pizza and 3 dollar tip.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grey Cat posted:

He thinks he's worth so much because he went to trade school while I went to laid school.

He's definitely going to want some "extras" if you catch my drift

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grey Cat posted:

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


Yeah, "sleep".
I can see where this is going.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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What about a gay porn version called Everybody Loves Gay Men.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Everybody Cucks Raymond?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The joy of tainting with knob Ross.

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