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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
As soon as a friend's dad bought a Sega Dreamcast with a modem, my friends used it to look at porn during a sleepover. None of us had private computer access at the time and it was a Big Deal. I was into the idea, but was 1000% not when I realized that most guys are into things that I am not for Reasons haha. I wanted to play Worms Armageddon instead asap.

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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Stunt-Puffin posted:

That idea that Roman jerk-off rooms used to be called masterbatoriums is actually a historical misconception that everyone latched onto because it sounds right. The truth is less salacious and a masterbatorium was just a pulpet that a master of ceremonies would speak from at Roman circuses and sporting events.

:goonsay:
Also Romans would just lie on their weird dinner couches while a Greek guy jacked them off, and they would continue talking about tax revenues or murdering their enemies or whatnot with their friends like nothing was out of the ordinary.

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