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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Would you rather get potato chips every day or have sex every day?

The ethical answer is chips because then you can share them with a friend.

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'll be honest. i think i'm too old for sex every day. i never thought i'd say that. simply based on that alone i'll have to go with chips

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Sharing sex is called an orgy OP

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'd probably be just fine with the chips
No BBQ please

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'll be honest. i think i'm too old for sex every day. i never thought i'd say that. simply based on that alone i'll have to go with chips

Chips but only if I could change the flavor every so often.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don't like chips.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Chips are certainly more consistently good, I'm going with chips on this one.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


would you rather choke to death on ants, or get stabbed to death with a thumb tack?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i would take the sex and i would sell any that i don't use to make a tidy sum

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Instead of chips how about a nice plain Graham Cracker?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

100% chips bc I can still get blown and suck on some big tatas and all that stuff

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




wait, this isn't some kind of sneaky british trap where the chips are actually soggy french fries is it?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
who would win in a fight, a caveman or an astronaut in a spacesuit

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Is the fight in a cave or in outer space?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shinjobi posted:

who would win in a fight, a caveman or an astronaut in a spacesuit

What about just straight up caveman v astronaut (who has traveled back in time)?

Astronaut can use whatever he had on him, but in the caveman's home territory.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I’m not a sex- haver, so give me them chips.

I can share the chips with friends! But first I need to have friends to share with :(

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Shinjobi posted:

who would win in a fight, a caveman or an astronaut in a spacesuit

Caveman. It’d be like fighting a chimp.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Would you rather have the world's best boobies or the world's best butt.
They will be attached in the opposite location.

Rockin titass, or rockin butttits

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

Would you rather have the world's best boobies or the world's best butt.
They will be attached in the opposite location.

Rockin titass, or rockin butttits

Does the chest rear end in a top hat point toward the face or no

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Motorboating the rear end titties

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Does the chest rear end in a top hat point toward the face or no

No it points directly forward.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
How many chips and how much sex?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

No it points directly forward.

Sweet I’ll have bomb titties hanging off what used to be my rear end and I can use my new chest rear end as a defensive weapon

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How many chips and how much sex?

Half a bag

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Does the chest rear end in a top hat point toward the face or no

Turn... off your monitor??

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
If you could only eat one thing forever would you choose lobster or ice cream. If you're allergic to seafood and lactose intolerant, I can't help you.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Is this like a mandatory thing, or can I opt out at my leisure? Like I must have sex everyday per contract, or must accept a predetermined amount of chips? Or do I have to eat the chips?

Oh, this is just the trolly problem all over again. I say I'll take the sex, then you say, ok, but the sex is with a random person who you've never met and the chips are hot and fresh and batter dipped too.

Then I take the chips and you tell me that every 10 lbs. gets an additional microgram of uncurable poison.

The trolley problem is stupid too.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Dixville posted:

If you could only eat one thing forever would you choose lobster or ice cream. If you're allergic to seafood and lactose intolerant, I can't help you.

Probably lobster, you'd live a lot longer than if you only ate icecream.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


cult_hero posted:

Is this like a mandatory thing, or can I opt out at my leisure? Like I must have sex everyday per contract, or must accept a predetermined amount of chips? Or do I have to eat the chips?

Oh, this is just the trolly problem all over again. I say I'll take the sex, then you say, ok, but the sex is with a random person who you've never met and the chips are hot and fresh and batter dipped too.

Then I take the chips and you tell me that every 10 lbs. gets an additional microgram of uncurable poison.

The trolley problem is stupid too.

I'm going to point towards the title of the thread.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


if you could only use one number for the rest of your life what would it be?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Dixville posted:

If you could only eat one thing forever would you choose lobster or ice cream. If you're allergic to seafood and lactose intolerant, I can't help you.

I'll take the ice cream, I find seafood disgusting. Plus gut issues are easier to deal with than anaphylaxis.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
would you rather suck 1 horse sized dick or 100 dick sized horses?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


mailorder bees posted:

would you rather suck 1 horse sized dick or 100 dick sized horses?

Yes.

fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting
Would you rather never be able to poop for the rest of your life, or only be able to poop for the rest of your life?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

flubber nuts posted:

if you could only use one number for the rest of your life what would it be?

0

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I do both but I'm a nasty animal.

You need a break? Here's some chips and some water. Now get back over here were not done.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Take the sex, no one ever laments their spouse won’t eat chips with them anymore.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Sex every day sounds exhausting and chips are just okay.
Can I sell the sex or chips? I would rather be a pimp than a chip vendor.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

fartzilla posted:

Would you rather never be able to poop for the rest of your life, or only be able to poop for the rest of your life?

i pick.... number 2 :grin:

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


fartzilla posted:

Would you rather never be able to poop for the rest of your life, or only be able to poop for the rest of your life?

this is easy and not very lovely. absolutely only be able to poop every single time. ask me again see what id say. poop all the time always. always pooping beats never pooping a hundred percent of the time. i world without making GBS threads is like a world without oxygen. this is a wild speculation to make please relax fartzilla.

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