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any surgeons out there? im looking to have a procedure that makes it to where i poop every second of every day until im dead. please pm me. i have A LOT of magic the gathering cards i can pay you with (some rares).
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I also enjoy pooping. Having a tough time deciding what to give up. Rock, paper, scissors GO
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Holding out for a thread for really good thought experiments. Like the thread becomes the number one cited source in academic philosophy for a couple of years
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nice obelisk idiot posted:Holding out for a thread for really good thought experiments. Like the thread becomes the number one cited source in academic philosophy for a couple of years Working on it
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Jan 18, 2024 03:49
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I'm down, you'll never know until you try. 5 bucks says I'll eat all the chips
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Jan 18, 2024 03:51
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Waffles, pancakes, or flapjacks??
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redshirt shovels half of his driveway. he then returns to the garage to pick a different shovel on account of the snowpack, underlying ice consistency etc. he shovels half of what is remaining and then he repeats this process again. if he is intent on repeating this process until the driveway is complete without repeat shovels (he of course is), how many different shovels will redshirt end up using?
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Jan 18, 2024 04:05
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nice obelisk idiot posted:redshirt shovels half of his driveway. he then returns to the garage to pick a different shovel on account of the snowpack, underlying ice consistency etc. he shovels half of what is remaining and then he repeats this process again. if he is intent on repeating this process until the driveway is complete without repeat shovels (he of course is), how many different shovels will redshirt end up using? An infinite number of shovels.
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That's how many shovels redshirt has in his garage. it's like the gun picking scene in the matrix in there.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:10
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Grey Cat posted:An infinite number of shovels. Must be nice!
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Chief McHeath posted:Must be nice! First 3O and now Redshirt, is there anyone not flaunting their wealth?
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Jan 18, 2024 04:12
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You get $100 dollars for every unique person that touches your feces (any particle size), but if you are caught by the police you are put to death immediately. What is your methodology?
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Jan 18, 2024 04:17
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satanic splash-back posted:Waffles, pancakes, or flapjacks?? Yes.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:21
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I was just going to say 3 or 37 Figure out your own shovel math
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yes or no
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Treecko posted:I was just going to say 3 or 37 3
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i’m seeing several absurd and irreverent thought experiments posted, but we’re looking for silly itt please recalibrate
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Let's say you are estimated to spend 10 months of your life waiting on red lights: Would you spend 10 straight, uninterrupted months of your life doing nothing but sitting in your car at a red light, for 16 hours a day, to get it all out of the way at once if it meant once the 10 months was over you'd NEVER get another red light again for the rest of your life?
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Jan 18, 2024 05:58
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N. Senada posted:Motorboating the rear end titties
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Would u rather eat a raspberry or a grape 
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you guys are gay im gonna get my dick clipped
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Imagine a circle, but with four sides, and there are people living inside the circle, but they don't know it's a circle because they counted four sides and assumed it's a square. They don't know there's anything outside the circle, because they can't cross it because they think it's a square but it's not. Then one day more people show up, as in literally up above them, because the square circle was really on it's side the whole time. Time is also at a right angle in this example. Then the two groups of people start having sex in all kinds of wild unheard of positions because gravity doesn't work in the same direction for each of them. That would be pretty hot, right? And that is why government of society can only be from the self.
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Jan 18, 2024 06:24
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thought experiment: can you get laid before mother and father pass on?
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Would you rather fight fifty cat-sized dogs or one dog-sized cat?
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what if benjamin franklin discovered gooning?
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here's a shittier experiment, for the rest of your life you can only bring ONE thing into the toilet with you. that includes toilet paper, so like your phone or toilet paper??? could be anything but only one thing
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You can have X-ray vision, but it’s 50/50 seeing only hot bodies raw and filthy, or only seeing everyone’s bowels but also their thoughts.
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Jan 18, 2024 09:04
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You know, I at first went straight for not pooping again as a no brainer for me but now that I think about it sometimes you just need that time to yourself and maybe if I had kids or a spouse I would answer differently.
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Booty Pageant posted:here's a shittier experiment, for the rest of your life you can only bring ONE thing into the toilet with you. that includes toilet paper, so like your phone or toilet paper??? could be anything but only one thing The toilet paper is already in the bathroom tho so I don't have to bring it.
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fartzilla posted:Would you rather never be able to poop for the rest of your life, or only be able to poop for the rest of your life? how often do I get to flush
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Booty Pageant posted:here's a shittier experiment, for the rest of your life you can only bring ONE thing into the toilet with you. that includes toilet paper, so like your phone or toilet paper??? could be anything but only one thing Why do I need tp with a bidet?
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Is the answer me? I can only bring myself? Flush me daddy
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:You get $100 dollars for every unique person that touches your feces (any particle size), but if you are caught by the police you are put to death immediately. What is your methodology? Drop monster turds in high-traffic public bathrooms and make sure to leave the seat up. Any size means there's going to be a bunch of dookie particles in the air coming into contact with all sorts of people and the police will never find The Phantom Log Jammer.
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mailorder bees posted:what if benjamin franklin discovered gooning? If?
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:You get $100 dollars for every unique person that touches your feces (any particle size), but if you are caught by the police you are put to death immediately. What is your methodology? Poop in a blender and sneak the poopywater into the fog machines in an Ibiza superclub.
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What is the worst food you could yell the name of while having a mouth full of it? I think I've posted this before but 'soup' seems to be the winner.
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cumpantry posted:thought experiment: can you get laid before mother and father pass on? idk but i can def get laid once they have passed on.
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I already get both op
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how many spiders can you fit in your butt
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MSPain posted:how many spiders can you fit in your butt what species?
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