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Would you rather be exposed to 500 lovely thought experiments or be the subject/victim of one
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would you rather have to read everyone's inane thought experiments or be free from them but have your pee extrude as a thick, viscous paste you need to squeeze out your hog
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mailorder bees posted:would you rather have to read everyone's inane thought experiments or be free from them but have your pee extrude as a thick, viscous paste you need to squeeze out your hog Does it still feel like a good piss?
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Would you rather have to hug every stranger you meet or fart every time someone makes eye contact?
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Does it still feel like a good piss? i suppose once you get used to it
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Being immortal would be really loving horrible. Like, imagine you couldn't die, you didn't need to eat, you didn't feel pain, you could I guess hold your breath forever. Eventually, the entire universe will die but you will remain.
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credburn posted:Being immortal would be really loving horrible. Like, imagine you couldn't die, you didn't need to eat, you didn't feel pain, you could I guess hold your breath forever. Eventually, the entire universe will die but you will remain. You would go insane and create a world in your head. You'd become the Windfish Link.
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credburn posted:Being immortal would be really loving horrible. Like, imagine you couldn't die, you didn't need to eat, you didn't feel pain, you could I guess hold your breath forever. Eventually, the entire universe will die but you will remain. I imagine at some point any increment of time would be so puny in comparison to your lifespan that eons would just kind of wiz by for you, and by the time the universe "ends," since you can't exist without a universe and your immortal rear end can't simply not exist, I'd imagine you'd transcend one-dimensional perception of time and just eternally exist "all at once," so to speak.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I imagine at some point any increment of time would be so puny in comparison to your lifespan that eons would just kind of wiz by for you, and by the time the universe "ends," since you can't exist without a universe and your immortal rear end can't simply not exist, I'd imagine you'd transcend one-dimensional perception of time and just eternally exist "all at once," so to speak. but would i cum?
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would you rather have minor constipation once every two days for the first poop of the morning (you can take poop pills beforehand to help,) or a random bought of diarrhea once a week but you don't know when it will happen (you can also use poop pills)???
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p5nv212B8Y1wtefip.mp4
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Would you rather go temporarily blind (10 mins) after orgasming, or temporarily deaf (10 mins) every time you purchase something at a store/online
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credburn posted:Being immortal would be really loving horrible. Like, imagine you couldn't die, you didn't need to eat, you didn't feel pain, you could I guess hold your breath forever. Eventually, the entire universe will die but you will remain. stay mortal then fool
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but enough talk, have at you!
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Would you rather go temporarily blind (10 mins) after orgasming, or temporarily deaf (10 mins) every time you purchase something at a store/online My hearing is shite anyway, gimme that deafness
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jelqer or jelqee
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sex excellence posted:would you rather have minor constipation once every two days for the first poop of the morning (you can take poop pills beforehand to help,) or a random bought of diarrhea once a week but you don't know when it will happen (you can also use poop pills)??? This is just me already when I'm super fuckin regular 
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credburn posted:This is just me already when I'm super fuckin regular okay for you the runny poop will always feel like battery acid, leaving a radiating crater of pain within your delicate folds after expression; does this "flip the script" for you at all??
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No thank-you. Burning diarrhea is the bad side of the diarrhea coin flip.
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credburn posted:Being immortal would be really loving horrible. Like, imagine you couldn't die, you didn't need to eat, you didn't feel pain, you could I guess hold your breath forever. Eventually, the entire universe will die but you will remain. Especially if you got trapped by some wiley magic or some such, and in that trap lay for eons, galaxies coming and going, clocks twirling around in black and white in the background.
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Which is better/worse? Winning a lightbulb eating contest or coming in a close second?
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Would you rather swallow the worlds sharpest knife or give birth to a pineapple was the thought experiment popular in my halcyon school days
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in space could you poo poo into the air and catch it back in you're butt
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One time I tried to vape by putting weed on the inside of a light bulb am I going to get lung cancer asking for a friend
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So like we live in the gravity well of Earth, and Earth lives in the gravity well of the Sun, and the Sun lives in the gravity well of the super black hole in the center of the galaxy, and our galaxy lives in the gravity well between galactic clusters, and our cluster lives in the gravity well of super clusters, and so on..... *takes hit I forget my point.
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What would happen if you put a ball of weed the size of the sun, into the sun like this 
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redshirt posted:Sun lives in the gravity well of the super black hole in the center of the galaxy, and our galaxy lives in the gravity well between galactic clusters, and our cluster lives in the gravity well of super clusters, and so on..... More like gravity fail 
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Would you rather be the guy banging Margot Robbie, or be constantly thirsty forever? Comedy option provided by my 7 year old daughter “Would you rather be a dog or a dildo?” (She heard the word at school and thought a dildo was a type of barnyard animal)
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1.) Sex every day but with a shaved orangutan, or 2.) Potato chips every day but they're plain and unsalted
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What if sea monkeys kept growing until they reached the size of Andre the Giant
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So imagine, let's say that instead of feeling pain at all for the rest of your life, you would instead be subjected to all the pain that you will ever feel in your future all at once, like you get in a box and feel it sustained over like a twenty-four hour period. Would you do it? The problem with this is, if you agree to do it, the painbox becomes that much more painful, because in the future if you can't feel pain you're going to do a lot more otherwise painful things than you um, otherwise would have.
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redshirt posted:So like we live in the gravity well of Earth, and Earth lives in the gravity well of the Sun, and the Sun lives in the gravity well of the super black hole in the center of the galaxy, and our galaxy lives in the gravity well between galactic clusters, and our cluster lives in the gravity well of super clusters, and so on..... Black Hole Sun, won't you come
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credburn posted:So imagine, let's say that instead of feeling pain at all for the rest of your life, you would instead be subjected to all the pain that you will ever feel in your future all at once, like you get in a box and feel it sustained over like a twenty-four hour period. Would you do it? 
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who do you think is better in bed, santa or the easter bunny?
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Should I ask you if your username is a Misfits reference, or should I keep that question to myself?
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credburn posted:So imagine, let's say that instead of feeling pain at all for the rest of your life, you would instead be subjected to all the pain that you will ever feel in your future all at once, like you get in a box and feel it sustained over like a twenty-four hour period. Would you do it? you mean like, emotional pain?
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mailorder bees posted:who do you think is better in bed, santa or the easter bunny? Which is easier to find: Santa’s mouth or Santa’s rear end in a top hat?
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