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I get like 3 weeks (one person) but I see people online claiming poo poo like multiple months. What the gently caress? I know they can't be lying because on the internet you can't lie but what the gently caress? Soap dish? Check. Store outside the shower? Check. Clearly I need to learn these secret soap arts so my soaps last longer.
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Store the soap in your butthole. Amateur
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Jan 18, 2024 07:11
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I dont use soap bars. I use body wash, a scrub, then body butter op
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Depends on the size of the bar? 3-5 weeks or so. I've been getting those big bars of handmade vegan soap lately and they seem to last a little longer.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I dont use soap bars. I use body wash, a scrub, then body butter op I liked body wash well enough but the only thing that suds them up as much as I want seems to be those plastic loofahs things and I can't imagine those are that great for the environment.
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bar of soap hahahahhaha. let me read that one again, BAR of SOAP HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Jan 18, 2024 07:24
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At least 7 or 8 bites
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Jan 18, 2024 07:27
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ChickenHeart posted:At least 7 or 8 bites Mr. Owl you aren't suppose to bite them you're suppose to lick them. How many licks?
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Jan 18, 2024 07:28
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People who rub the bar directly on their bodies are sickos and I don't like them
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Jan 18, 2024 08:29
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who uses a loving bar of soap in the year 2024
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Jan 18, 2024 08:30
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i polish my knob like i polish my car, with a bar of polishing compound and a buffer until a mirror finish
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Jan 18, 2024 08:38
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it depends how hairy your are op
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Buce posted:who uses a loving bar of soap in the year 2024 The hygienic, stinky!
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i use a big bottle of shower gel at home i only use a bar of soap when im in a hotel that has bars of soap instead of shower gel, and i always feel a bit bad about it because it comes fresh in a box and i open it and use it for one, maybe two showers, and then it gets thrown away the next time they clean the room.
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Jan 18, 2024 08:57
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A few weeks I guess op, I don't track it with a spreadsheet or whatever the gently caress
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Hammerite posted:A few weeks I guess op, I don't track it with a spreadsheet or whatever the gently caress get a mg scale and weigh the soap before and after every shower for two weeks, then record the raw data in a spreadsheet so you can minmax your usage
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Buce posted:who uses a loving bar of soap in the year 2024 Just pour a bottle of turpentine over yourself. Cleaner, and you can do it on the go.
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Les Os posted:People who rub the bar directly on their bodies are sickos and I don't like them Feels good, friend.
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Jan 18, 2024 10:51
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1 millisecond
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Those big beer soaps they sell in the Super Masculine beard wax rack at Kohls last a long time.
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About 6 inches OP. What was the question again?
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I have a near endless supply of little hotel soaps. Heck, I ain't bought soap since 2014. But I can't answer your question OP, on account of the little hotel bars of soap.
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I haven't used a bar soap since I was like 16 years old and I don't keep track of how often I replace the body wash but I usually buy pretty big bottles so they probably last a few months. I wouldn't rely the internet to judge your own soap use personally I think you're better off being cleaner than you need to be than the opposite.
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Get a soap saver, buddy. It is like a little string woven sack that helps you scrub under your arms and keeps the soap from washing away needlessly. You can also jam it full of many smaller soaps. Body wash has never removed body odour in the way that superior soap bars do. You people sicken me.
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Loora posted:Get a soap saver, buddy. It is like a little string woven sack that helps you scrub under your arms and keeps the soap from washing away needlessly. You can also jam it full of many smaller soaps. This E: I have the dumb DUKE CANNON TACTICAL SCRUBBER because I got it as a gift but I actually like it
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Jan 18, 2024 13:01
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Depends on the soap. The little 5 oz ones maybe two weeks. 10 oz maybe five weeks. The math doesn't check out, whatever
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Sometimes the bar of soap slips out of my hand and disappears up my rear end. If it's a long time before a poo poo after that, my body gradually absorbs the soap bar, and I find myself blowing bubbles when I hiccup. Does anyone else get this?
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go back to bed steve
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ninjoatse.cx posted:go back to bed steve It's only 10 to midnight here in Australia, bedtime is 3AM. And I'm alwaysh like this Offisha. And Im gay. Real talk: I use liquid soap, not bars, and I do not put it in my rear end because I have sensitive skin (and rear end in a top hat). I use soap liquid fairly sparingly, on the skin outside my body, that's all I need, as I am not a hairy person and do not work in a garage or mine or the like. Edit: Going to bed now, nighty nite soapers. 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I dont use soap bars. I use body wash, a scrub, then body butter op this, quiote frankly.
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ninjoatse.cx posted:go back to bed steve
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I use shampoo on my whole body
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Saalkin posted:I use shampoo on my whole body 
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i use dove deep moisture body wash cuz it keeps me from being all ashy and the suds feel luxurious OPs
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Saalkin posted:I use shampoo on my whole body *checks “Hirsute” box in goons.xls*
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Saalkin posted:I use shampoo on my whole body you nasty
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Loora posted:Body wash has never removed body odour in the way that superior soap bars do. You people sicken me. yeah, boys just smell bad
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Some people rub charcoal brickettes all over themselves in the shower can you even imagine???
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859856 This lady's soap is genuinely really good^ I bought a dish that drains and her bars will last me l a month or so [ I also use it to wash my hands during the day] and they are super nice, It's the kind that's ridiculously expensive in stores but you can feel the difference on your skin when you use it.
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Using a bar of soap is some looney toons antics poo poo
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