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Konar posted:Using a bar of soap is some looney toons antics poo poo lmao
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Jan 18, 2024 16:23
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Just scrub yourself with lye and charcoal you sick fucks.
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Jan 18, 2024 16:24
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Olive oil and a dull sickle in the manner of the ancients
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Jan 18, 2024 16:27
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Saalkin posted:I use shampoo on my whole body If I had a hairy body (e.g. Greek) I would too. Gotta keep all that body hair clean and conditioned hey! Do you put conditioner on your whole body after you rinse off the shampoo, or do you use an all-in-one?
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Jan 18, 2024 16:40
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I use your mom’s soap when I’m finished op 
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Jan 18, 2024 16:49
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Do you pick up the soap after you drop it and wish you weren't alone?
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Jan 18, 2024 17:03
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Sorry, I'm not a shower.
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Jan 19, 2024 01:38
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i use dawn dish soap for everything, dishes, bathing, hand soap, cleaning out the cast iron, treating tear gas exposure. there’s really nothing it can’t do.
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Jan 19, 2024 02:03
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Konar posted:Using a bar of soap is some looney toons antics poo poo And I will not be using a washcloth, as is the custom of my people
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Jan 19, 2024 02:06
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Bad Purchase posted:i use dawn dish soap for everything, dishes, bathing, hand soap, cleaning out the cast iron, treating tear gas exposure. there’s really nothing it can’t do. Gets that oil and tar off them cute penguins and baby ducks and poo poo.
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Jan 19, 2024 02:18
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A long rear end time, if it's made out of stainless steel
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Jan 19, 2024 02:28
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Duck and Cover posted:I get like 3 weeks (one person) but I see people online claiming poo poo like multiple months. What the gently caress? I know they can't be lying because on the internet you can't lie but what the gently caress? Soap dish? Check. Store outside the shower? Check. Clearly I need to learn these secret soap arts so my soaps last longer. Things like Dial or Irish Spring will get you more use than things like Dove or Ivory, which will (generally) get you more use than homemade FancySoaps (this is not a trademark or official term). I made an oatmeal, shea and coconut butter soap (it was superfatted, like me 😎 P.S. this is an actual soap making term) that made my skin smell nicely for a long time and made me feel very clean, but a single 3-oz-ish bar lasted a max of 2 weeks when stored outside the shower so it could dry out and all that business. YMMV, but it seems like the harsher bar soaps are the soaps that last longer. So if you want the most bang for your buck, just use some Fels Naptha (please do not do this, I am being sarcastic. This is a laundry detergent soap and should be diluted before it is even used that way. It is very effective, but needs some buffers and should never be used as a skin cleanser.) redshirt posted:I have a near endless supply of little hotel soaps. Heck, I ain't bought soap since 2014. How have hotel soaps ever made you feel clean rather than sticky/squeaky? databasic fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jan 19, 2024 |
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Jan 19, 2024 02:40
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I only used doctor bronners. It's a big jug and it smells like mint from hell. Technically you can use it all over your body, in the wash machine, as toothpaste, and I believe as a coffee sweetener
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Jan 19, 2024 02:42
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I only used doctor bronners. It's a big jug and it smells like mint from hell. Technically you can use it all over your body, in the wash machine, as toothpaste, and I believe as a coffee sweetener Castile soap is an incredible all-purpose surfactant situation. Just don’t read all the label text too closely because it gets almost as weird as my internet history. If you’re ever looking for a change of liquid soaps, check out https://www.amazon.com/Quinns-Casti...2C161&sr=8-8%94Quinn’s Castile soap. I’ve diluted it with water and additives (hydrolyzed proteins, moisturizing extracts, emollient or skin-mimicking oils like avocado/sweet almond oil or jojoba oil respectively, and even essential oils for scent) with great success. Hydrolyzed oat, quinoa, or rice protein are pretty affordable from sites like lotioncrafter.com or wholesalesuppliesplus.com because you only use them at 1-5% concentration (and they are EXETREMELY effective for moisturizing, damage mitigation, and skin protectant (especially oat, which soothes most kinds of inflammation and prevents trans-epidermal water loss (TEWL) by forming a protective film over the skin) at those levels). TL;DR: Make your own soap.Lasts longer OR is way better on your skin. databasic fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jan 19, 2024 |
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Jan 19, 2024 02:57
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databasic posted:Things like Dial or Irish Spring will get you more use than things like Dove or Ivory, which will (generally) get you more use than homemade FancySoaps (this is not a trademark or official term). I made an oatmeal, shea and coconut butter soap (it was superfatted, like me 😎 P.S. this is an actual soap making term) that made my skin smell nicely for a long time and made me feel very clean, but a single 3-oz-ish bar lasted a max of 2 weeks when stored outside the shower so it could dry out and all that business. YMMV, but it seems like the harsher bar soaps are the soaps that last longer. So if you want the most bang for your buck, just use some Fels Naptha (please do not do this, I am being sarcastic. This is a laundry detergent soap and should be diluted before it is even used that way. It is very effective, but needs some buffers and should never be used as a skin cleanser.) That might be it. I'm gonna show you all a secret... a secret that you must not share. SOAAAAAAP!!!!!!  You may think I have a problem and you'd be right, I MUST BUY MORE.
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Jan 19, 2024 04:20
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redshirt posted:Gets that oil and tar off them cute penguins and baby ducks and poo poo. They should dump a bunch of Dawn in the ocean to clean it up. It’s ultra concentrated so they wouldn’t even need all that much.
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Jan 19, 2024 04:21
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databasic posted:
Fancy hotel soap. It's got like, tangerine or something.
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Jan 19, 2024 04:26
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databasic posted:I made an oatmeal, shea and coconut butter soap (it was superfatted, like me 😎 P.S. this is an actual soap making term) that made my skin smell nicely for a long time and made me feel very clean, but a single 3-oz-ish bar lasted a max of 2 weeks when stored outside the shower so it could dry out and all that business. If you want to see a really short-lasting bar, use pure peanut oil (or most other frying oils). You’ll get maybe one week of use out of it. The shelf life is also terrible, a few months before they start oxidizing, which is why no one sells them, but they’re interesting to try if you make your own soap.
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Jan 19, 2024 05:54
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It lasts as long as it needs to last Namaste
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Jan 19, 2024 05:57
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i just wait a few months then peel the entire outer layer of skin off like a snake. no soap required.
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Jan 19, 2024 06:23
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databasic posted:How have hotel soaps ever made you feel clean rather than sticky/squeaky? Hotel soap isn't the problem. It's the water softener 
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Jan 19, 2024 06:25
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Platystemon posted:If you want to see a really short-lasting bar, use pure peanut oil (or most other frying oils). Nobody told me that you're supposed to use fresh oil  the first batch of soap I cooked up made you smell like spicy fried chicken.
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Jan 19, 2024 07:12
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Duck and Cover posted:That might be it. I'm gonna show you all a secret... a secret that you must not share. I bought that Palestinian soap recently, the one with the camel, to give as gifts. How do you rate it on the soap scale?
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Jan 19, 2024 07:26
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Thesaurus posted:I bought that Palestinian soap recently, the one with the camel, to give as gifts. How do you rate it on the soap scale? I ordered it Sept 30, 2019 so I don't remember. My guess is it was fine. I'm not sure I like olive oil soaps like that.
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Jan 19, 2024 07:42
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Duck and Cover posted:I ordered it Sept 30, 2019 so I don't remember. My guess is it was fine. I'm not sure I like olive oil soaps like that. Sounds like it's time to lather up and give the thread a soap trip report
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Jan 19, 2024 07:45
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Thesaurus posted:Sounds like it's time to lather up and give the thread a soap trip report I would but I opened a Dr. Bronner's recently so it'll be like 3 weeks maybe less. Assuming I don't lose interest and just pick whatever. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Jan 19, 2024 |
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Jan 19, 2024 07:50
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databasic posted:Just don’t read all the label text too closely because it gets almost as weird as my internet history. outside of the quality of the soap, the insane 10,000 word christian scientist naturalist screeds on the label are the main reason to buy Bronner's
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Jan 19, 2024 08:01
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Duck and Cover posted:I would but I opened a Dr. Bronner's recently so it'll be like 3 weeks maybe less. Assuming I don't lose interest and just pick whatever. Yeah I lost interest and went with something else. I know very sad. Also that wasn't 3 weeks, Dr. Bronner's just doesn't last as long.
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Jan 29, 2024 07:35
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This prompted me to pay attention to something I never previously gave a poo poo about, and I found myself genuinely surprised. I use glycerin soap from Muji, and it turns out that I'll be lucky to get twelve showers out of a bar, ten is more usual.
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Jan 29, 2024 09:22
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Loora posted:Get a soap saver, buddy. I like the sound of this! I can get 2 weeks out of a bar at 2 showers per day so that is about 28 uses I guess. By then it is quite small and difficult to handle or get a lather going.
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Jan 29, 2024 11:54
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redshirt posted:I have a near endless supply of little hotel soaps. Heck, I ain't bought soap since 2014. i regret to inform you that many major hotel chains have stopped giving little bars of soap and now have large bottles of soap bolted onto the wall in the bathroom (same with the shampoo, conditioner, and body wash in the shower)
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Jan 29, 2024 19:02
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DR BRONNERS 
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Jan 29, 2024 19:50
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Earwicker posted:i regret to inform you that many major hotel chains have stopped giving little bars of soap and now have large bottles of soap bolted onto the wall in the bathroom (same with the shampoo, conditioner, and body wash in the shower) So go there with an empty bottle and stock up.
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Jan 30, 2024 01:28
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I buy my soap from the local soap witch at the Market of Purveyors. It's supposedly made with goat milk. Lasts a couple months. Buy more soap from your local witches. Might be cursed. She did start to hand me the not on display soaps after a while.
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Jan 30, 2024 01:39
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Irish Spring can last a month+ if you keep the showerhead from dripping on it i also use bar soap (+brush) to shave, and I get those little pucks of soap from amazon that last 6+ months a piece and smell fantastic
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Jan 30, 2024 01:45
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Does anyone else just shove the bar of soap up their butt and like dance around just a little bit before popping it back out? I feel like it's the most effective way of cleaning
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Jan 30, 2024 02:25
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credburn posted:Does anyone else just shove the bar of soap up their butt and like dance around just a little bit before popping it back out? I feel like it's the most effective way of cleaning is there another way to clean your butt or what idgi.
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Jan 30, 2024 02:58
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Goat milk witch soap sounds cool but I’m pretty sure I have enough soap stocked up to last five years. I went a little crazy with it and started buying from other countries so I picked up Lifebuoy, Lano, Eau de Provence, I dunno what else but it’s so much
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Jan 30, 2024 02:59
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MrQwerty posted:i use dove deep moisture body wash cuz it keeps me from being all ashy and the suds feel luxurious OPs Same but bar and they don't last a week.
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Jan 30, 2024 04:55
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In 4th grade this kid in my class grew cultures for the science fair, and tested how effective each brand of soap was at killing those cultures. LAVA was the worst and only killed like 60% of microbes. He had a ranking chart printed out that had LAVA dead last, well behind the others. And I was pissed because my dad was an autobody guy, and we always had LAVA around because it’s great at getting rid of grease, paint, and oil and poo poo, and that’s what it was specifically for. I’m still mad to this day about it. I remember it for some reason, the kid was slandering LAVA and 4th grade me wanted to deface his display over it. What a fuckin dork too just make a volcano.
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