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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Vampire Panties posted:

:haibrow: Fast Orange has the same sort of thing, but the genuinely :krad: orange smell as well.

Second for fast orange. That poo poo’s a must have for any garage.

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
One time someone crashed at my place for a bit and they carved a sigil into my soap bar so they could do a pagan ritual while taking a shower. They also siphoned my money for weed and tobacco so I kicked them out. Then they called adult protective services on me claiming I was abusing my roommate. The two women who showed up from APS were really nice and left after 5 minutes after questioning my roommate to make sure I wasn’t gaslighting her. That’s my soap story.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Thesaurus posted:

What's this mystical pine tar soap?

Is it like how goons were saying top stop using shampoo for a while?

I mean I use shampoo every other hair wash. Using it every time is overall worse for most cases. Gotta keep those natural curls bouncin’

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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eightysixed posted:

But do you use conditioner :stare:

Conditioner and some nice mousse. Keeps em nice and springy.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

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Wendigee posted:

So now you just smell like a fire pit all day?

No it's rugged okay? It gives that hunky woodsman scent that makes up for the lack of muscle mass and ability to grow a beard needed to complete the look.

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