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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

https://www.joblo.com/jay-and-bob-3-script/

Jesus Christ was there a single person alive who liked the second one? How many times can he do the woah dude its like a movie about a movie woah this is so meta gimmick?

Are there really that many people who are entertained by seeing the characters from a previous movie show up and say all of their same lines again?

Who in the gently caress is enabling him to keep making GBS threads out garbage?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)




pencilhands fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 18, 2024

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I respect Kevin Smith's hustle, if not his movies

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Everybody just trying to survive PH

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Like the Adamsandlerverse of movies, I think Kevin Smith just makes stuff now so him and all his friends can hang out, have fun, and collect a modest paycheck.

naem
May 29, 2011

deep dish peat moss posted:

I respect Kevin Smith's hustle, if not his movies

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

deep dish peat moss posted:

I respect Kevin Smith's hustle, if not his movies

I think it's great he gets to do what he loves, which is to make crappy movies with his friends

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I think it's great he gets to do what he loves, which is to make crappy movies with his friends

if pencilhands got paid millions of dollars every time he posted a thread, would he be the kevin smith of gbs :thunk:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Kevin Smith posted:

Im writing it in the way that I wrote Red State not that its gonna be nearly as good

Talk about a glowing endorsement from the man himself lol

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Ill watch it just like I watch every other piece of poo poo this guy makes. Im part of the problem.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

MrQwerty posted:

if pencilhands got paid millions of dollars every time he posted a thread, would he be the kevin smith of gbs :thunk:

looking into it

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Smugworth posted:

Everybody just trying to survive PH

true

sorry

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Chrs posted:

I’ll watch it just like I watch every other piece of poo poo this guy makes. I’m part of the problem.

Calm down there, Affleck. At least he cast Carlin in a role. And Alanis Morrisette :allears:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Someone post the tweet please

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

One time I was sick and I spent 2 days marathonning the reality show about the people who work in the comic book store that kevin smith owns but that's all I remember about it

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i hear he's up to four or five masks now

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Saalkin posted:

Someone post the tweet please

lol he tries to pretend it wasn't an authentic tweet

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


mods rename me "clit/brown/taint-area"

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

lol he tries to pretend it wasn't an authentic tweet



Shameful. Never apologize for posts. Its the only way.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

That tweet really sucks

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Smugworth posted:

That tweet really sucks

Name a single tweet that this statement doesn't apply to

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:effort:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART






he got thin but still wears jorts, i can almost respect that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


deep dish peat moss posted:

Name a single tweet that this statement doesn't apply to

i wrote a tweet pretending to be trapped in a well that was pretty good a foreign twitter account posted can you believe how poor emergency services are there

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name a single tweet that this statement doesn't apply to

i think some dril tweets are funny

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

SIDS Vicious posted:

i wrote a tweet pretending to be trapped in a well that was pretty good a foreign twitter account posted can you believe how poor emergency services are there

This tweet is now in a museum in North Korea to remind the people how much better they have it

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
There was a 2nd Jay and Silent Bob movie?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Panic! At The Tesco posted:



he got thin but still wears jorts, i can almost respect that

I know but the fat picture is funnier

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

ChairmanMauzer posted:

There was a 2nd Jay and Silent Bob movie?

no

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I know but the fat picture is funnier

the pic just reminded me that he isn't a fair-weather jorts fan is all

Argyle
Jun 7, 2001

ChairmanMauzer posted:

There was a 2nd Jay and Silent Bob movie?

It is somehow pretty funny while also being very bad.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Argyle posted:

It is somehow pretty funny while also being very bad.

all his poo poo has sucked since he became a major stoner. he's like the perfect PSA against weed.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

deep dish peat moss posted:

I respect Kevin Smith's hustle, if not his movies

:hmmyes:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Even the movies he made that people like are abysmal but he proved the basement is virtually limitless

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
The last thing I saw Jay in was some piss take pilot-turned-special where he was running around the desert with Jaime Kennedy trying to find aliens. When they failed to find aliens, they decided to look for 'skin walker' cryptids instead, which they also failed to find.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
My 35th high school reunion was.....I dunno when, but I bet Kevin is the kind of guy that would show up to those things.

But I guess he does the Adam Sandler thing where he has fun making a movie with friends and then gets a few million from streaming rights for the next 5 years.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

i respect nothing about the op, but i do respect that kevin smith pisses pencilhands off, so the round goes to you, kevin.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

op, should you of all people be criticizing a guy for churning out repetitive bullshit that nobody wants to see?

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Buce posted:

op, should you of all people be criticizing a guy for churning out repetitive bullshit that nobody wants to see?

people love my topics

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

pencilhands posted:

people love my topics

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

pencilhands posted:

people love my topics

☝️☝️☝️

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