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How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Become prime minister of the fictional country we both live in as a dark horse candidate, ride a swell of populist support to a shcoking victory in the general elections, consolidate power, and then make being a corny little twerp a felony

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 10:59

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# ? May 11, 2024 09:33

databasic

That is too much work.

databasic fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jan 27, 2024

# ? Jan 27, 2024 14:39

Stoner Sloth

give them the business :c00lbert:

and then point them out to a communist cadre so that they are :guillotine:

while you are recognized as a brave people's hero of the revolution :ussr:

# ? Jan 27, 2024 16:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

all they did was step in my shoe though

# ? Jan 27, 2024 19:32

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

watho posted:

throw your sunglasses (that you're wearing indoors) at them in slow motion

bonus points if you are wearing an additional pair of sunglasses underneath

# ? Jan 31, 2024 23:12

databasic

Stoner Sloth posted:

give them the business

whoa

thread title is cool alternatives, not aggy af alternatives. pls and ty.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:43

RavenousScoot

databasic posted:

ok whoa

thread title is cool alternatives, not aggy af alternatives. pls and ty.

the bidness*

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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:12

databasic

RavenousScoot posted:

the bidness*

blow sufficiently softened. pls continue.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:19

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Barco Fiesta posted:

bonus points if you are wearing an additional pair of sunglasses underneath

it's sunglasses all the way down brother :c00l:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 07:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

it's sunglasses all the way down brother

lol

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# ? Feb 1, 2024 08:37

databasic

Areola Grande posted:

blow them a kiss but make a fart noise w/ ur mouth while doing it

please provide technical instructions on achieving this. i have an urgent work situation and cannot make it "read" correctly.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 00:36

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

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https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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# ? Feb 6, 2024 11:06

databasic

well frick

# ? Feb 6, 2024 12:48

RavenousScoot

two fingers

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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:46

RavenousScoot

ooh if it's cool alternatives maybe they did something cool? give them a chicken finger

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

RavenousScoot posted:

ooh if it's cool alternatives maybe they did something cool? give them a chicken finger

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 6, 2024 13:54

google THIS

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:28

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

My wife almost got hit my a negligent driver and instead of flipping them off she wagged her finger at them

# ? Feb 11, 2024 20:08

RavenousScoot

do that thing where you put your hands together and wiggle your middle fingers and they'll be thinking about what you meant all day

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 11, 2024 20:41

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

orbital laser

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 11, 2024 21:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

orbital laser

lol. classic

# ? Feb 11, 2024 21:12

google THIS

The Hello Machine posted:

My wife almost got hit my a negligent driver and instead of flipping them off she wagged her finger at them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENfluxBAJJ4

# ? Feb 11, 2024 22:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Squishing your fingers into a duck face and saying "quack"

# ? Feb 11, 2024 22:13

RavenousScoot

find a way to combine the trick that looks like you're pulling your thumb off with the 👉👌 gesture so your finger gets stuck in the hole

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 11, 2024 23:06

Piss And Shittium

Turn around, trousers down, poo poo on the ground.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 10:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Give em someone else's finger, that'll really gently caress em up.

# ? Feb 12, 2024 14:30

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Randy Travesty posted:

Give em someone else's finger, that'll really gently caress em up.

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# ? Feb 12, 2024 16:28

Quadramind

give em one of these

# ? Feb 12, 2024 19:02

google THIS

Give them the fingat

# ? Feb 13, 2024 02:43

nut

twerk really poorly

# ? Feb 20, 2024 19:18

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punch them in the ear

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# ? Feb 20, 2024 19:46

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

drill stomp

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 20, 2024 19:50

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

call them a big sexy dummy and kiss them on the lips for being a big sexy dummy

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# ? Feb 20, 2024 20:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

printing out a yard-long receipt and handing it to them.

# ? Feb 20, 2024 21:54

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

hire a plane to fly a giant banner that reads 'you shouldn't mess with a guy who can hire a plane to fly a giant banner, buster'

# ? Feb 22, 2024 04:08

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

shoryuken

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 22, 2024 12:01

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# ? May 11, 2024 09:33

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

morph ball jump

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 22, 2024 12:02

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