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Oh gently caress. Another stoppage. It's a nerd (Challenge Rating 1). "I've been pushed around my whole life," they say defiantly. "I've never stood my ground on anything. Well, I'm standing my ground now, irrationally, and there's not a drat thing you can do about it."
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 22:28 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:49 |
spike the mountain dew®️ baja blast™ with sriracha. nerds can't resist mountain dew and they cannot handle spice
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 22:44 |
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aw beans. nerds are the worst
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 22:48 |
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Hmm, can we give him the grey wig and moustache (dyed red). The nerd can craft for himself a new, bad-rear end persona and he won't feel the need to lash out anymore
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# ? Jan 27, 2024 00:01 |
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if there's anything nerds can't stand it's chaos. take out ur bundle of pens and place them in ur front breast pocket using NO POCKET PROTECTION. then place ur green tetromino diagonally on top of the bicycle rack behind this foe checkmate nerd
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# ? Jan 27, 2024 00:16 |
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insert 40 quarters to buy them a forums account |
# ? Jan 27, 2024 04:50 |
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watho posted:spike the mountain dew®️ baja blast™ with sriracha. nerds can't resist mountain dew and they cannot handle spice "Whoa. Is that some Dew? Send some of that game fuel this way." https://i.imgur.com/lKtDcMk.mp4 Nerd is charmed by Mountain Dew®️ Baja Blast™. The item was poisoned! Nerd takes critical burn damage. Nerd faints! You gain 0 experience. You possibly gain some shame. Moving on
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# ? Jan 27, 2024 08:14 |
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Oh god, we need experience though!
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# ? Jan 27, 2024 08:40 |
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Chewbecca posted:Oh god, we need experience though! he can help us min/max if he is on our side |
# ? Jan 27, 2024 19:56 |
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Chewbecca posted:Oh god, we need experience though! hmmm we have a pen... what if we just faked experience on our resume/character sheet? |
# ? Jan 27, 2024 23:09 |
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you would lie on our resume |
# ? Jan 27, 2024 23:26 |
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We encounter the Devil Dog (Challenge Rating 3). It looks at us and chuckles. "Oh? You think you can get past me? You and your little... box?"
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# ? Jan 28, 2024 03:51 |
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most dogs are nasty. they will gladly scarf some poop or even Taco Bell food when hungry enough
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# ? Jan 28, 2024 04:01 |
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We could use the Mr Peanutbutter Funkpop and using a fake dog voice we can trick the dog into being our friend (dogs are easily fooled by Funkopops) Alternatively we could remove the Chiko roll from the Chiko roll holder and give it to him to eat??
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# ? Jan 28, 2024 06:13 |
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seconding the funko pop plan, seems like the right choice and chiko roll is powerful so we might wanna save it for tougher challenges. |
# ? Jan 28, 2024 07:07 |
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>pet dog |
# ? Jan 28, 2024 07:45 |
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1. Did we defeat the nerd 2. Please put the wig on devil dog (this is unrelated to the challenge) |
# ? Jan 28, 2024 09:58 |
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Chewbecca posted:We could use the Mr Peanutbutter Funkpop and using a fake dog voice we can trick the dog into being our friend (dogs are easily fooled by Funkopops) Stoner Sloth posted:seconding the funko pop plan "HELLO I AM MISTER PEANUT BUTTER AND I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND" The Devil Dog arches an eyebrow. "Another supplicant? Very well, acolyte. Come with me. Your education begins immediately." https://i.imgur.com/MadM9Ht.mp4 The Devil Dog departs this plane. We gain knowledge of the profane.
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# ? Jan 28, 2024 23:23 |
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whew finally an open road w/ no more obstacles
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# ? Jan 28, 2024 23:35 |
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I like knowledge of the profane
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# ? Jan 29, 2024 00:16 |
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We encounter Big Show in a Moogle Hat (Challenge Rating 4) "Welllll it's a Big Show, and I got hooked playing the Final Fantasy XIV free trial, brother. The Moogles have inspired me to give up my career and dedicate myself to protecting this enchanted realm. You're trespassing welllll"
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:41 |
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offer him a million gil. gesture to the secondary attache case before chucking it onto the roof of the building to the big show's right "go get it kupo"
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 01:51 |
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FutonForensic posted:
Looks like a man who would appreciate rear end-penny posted:the umbral gem I fuckin lost for the BG3 quest?! Maybe as a peace offering?
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 02:50 |
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Provide him with the remainder of the Crunchwrap Supreme to satisfy his post-match (and pre-match) hunger and also the ska CD which will undoubtedly relax him. I have no clue how to get this guy on our side. |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:07 |
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just remind him he's not that big and step over him while he cries on the ground
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 03:38 |
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remind him that there's more to FFXIV after the free trial ends and sneak past him while he's consumed by the excitement |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 06:35 |
databasic posted:Provide him with the remainder of the Crunchwrap Supreme to satisfy his post-match (and pre-match) hunger and also the ska CD which will undoubtedly relax him. I have no clue how to get this guy on our side. this does seem more like a plan to get past a stoner but i think it can work
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# ? Jan 31, 2024 07:05 |
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Chewbecca posted:Looks like a man who would appreciate we tell him it is a JO crystal |
# ? Jan 31, 2024 17:20 |
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databasic posted:Provide him with the remainder of the Crunchwrap Supreme to satisfy his post-match (and pre-match) hunger and also the ska CD which will undoubtedly relax him. I have no clue how to get this guy on our side. https://i.imgur.com/GiJGQ70.mp4 The combination of cheesy goodness and upbeat horns lulls Big Show in a Moogle Hat into somnolent bliss. From the contented smile on his face, you can only assume he's dreaming of being bigger than he actually is, which is frankly not that big. We lose FourthmealTM but pick it up, whatever it is.
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:09 |
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not seeing it in our inventory OP. wtf is it
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:15 |
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FutonForensic posted:We lose FourthmealTM but pick it up, whatever it is. *nodding sagely* it's time for ska |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:17 |
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Areola Grande posted:not seeing it in our inventory OP. wtf is it it's it |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:18 |
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FutonForensic posted:We lose FourthmealTM gently caress i didn't think this through. is there a Taco Bell nearby? |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:18 |
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y'all I'm so upset with myself for compromising Fourthmeal. i let us all down and I'm so sorry. |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:20 |
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databasic posted:y'all I'm so upset with myself for compromising Fourthmeal. there's always fifthmeal
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:24 |
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what are you even talking about fives are a totally different subforum, op |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:38 |
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is "it" a ska record? pickitup pickitup |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:53 |
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databasic posted:gently caress We still have a Chiko roll (with holder), it's fine
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# ? Feb 1, 2024 02:59 |
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>use it |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:06 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 22:49 |
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prefer to lose it pls and ty |
# ? Feb 1, 2024 03:20 |