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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




House money baybee

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Sheesh - Slowik’s interviewing with everyone.

There is no freaking way he stays as the Texans OC.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




All I really want is for Kawalimus to be happy.

And that means a Texans win - because he’s at his happiest when he’s right and the Ravens fail.

Then they can fire John Harbaugh and he’ll be in everlasting bliss.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




It’s honestly insane that I’m still watching Texans football this late in the year.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man the Ravens are freaking ready to play.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




CJ Bust

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kalli posted:

Lamar really needs this game to exorcise some playoff demons.

Yeah I think he’s gonna do it. I love this 2023 Texans team, but there’s a clear talent difference here.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kalli posted:

Pretty average.

The Texans are the very classic year too early team. Honestly, the roster is so young stars and scrubs, probably two years away.

True - but house money teams with nothing to lose can be dangerous. You could say the same about the year the Bengals went to the Super Bowl.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Do not even ask posted:

texans struggling with a qb whose joints don't creak loudly whenever they move

Texans confused when QB doesn’t fall asleep mid-game.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Honestly?

Thrilled they kept them to a field goal.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Oh no - TFF crazy cat ladies - they’re multiplying!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man the Texans are getting *nothing* on the run.

Stroud needs help.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Hahahahaha

How did that work

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Okay how is that not unnecessary roughness

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I think the receiver ran the wrong route.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man Texans why you so shook

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yeah starting to feel like the Texans are hitting a brick wall.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm still insanely nervous if that's any consolation.

Yeah of course you’re the heavy favorites you won’t feel relaxed until you’re up by two touchdowns.

Still a very chill game for me - just rules that they’re even here.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




There’s something about the mannerisms of this ref that are very annoying to me.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Gully Foyle posted:

I like the way he delivers things, very deliberate and clear.

I think it’s the slight pause between sentences.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




WHAT THE gently caress MAN

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




fast cars loose anus posted:

Slowik god drat you

You really want him gone don’t you

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




STOP
FALSE
STARTING

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




WOW

Texans so loving lucky

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Huh, wow. Surprised it’s tied.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yeah not surprising - eventually Jackson’s athleticism is gonna take this game over.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




AndrewP posted:

phone posting from the 500s

It cold

Hell yeah grats on making it. I’d imagine even those tickets were expensive AF.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Puppy Bowl posted:

Demico Ryans is doing a tremendous job.

He’s been fantastic all year. This D is honestly not that talented but he’s been coaching them up really well.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




There’s been a distinct lack of Office Linebacker commercials during the Super Bowl lately.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I want to see Terry Tate struggling with being the office linebacker in an ever increasing WFH environment.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man so good.

There’s a reason he’s a top 5 QB in the league.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Quiet Feet posted:

Starting to feel like the point of the game where the Ravens just begin running away with it and the Texans can't keep up

I’m not gonna feel that way unless they get another TD, but yeah, Texans gotta respond.

That was a convincing drive that showed why they’re the #1 seed.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kalli posted:

He'll be a good pull when you're doing "name a forgotten WR" in 15 years.

Laveranues Coles

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Why…

Why are you taking the ball out of Stroud’s hand on all three downs?!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kalli posted:

Michael Timpson.

Chris Chambers

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kalli posted:

Thinking about future superstar Ashley Lelie

I’M
CHARLES
ROGERS

I had 68 catches for 13 touchdowns!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Remind me again - what did John Harbaugh teach before he was head coach?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Good soup! posted:

Texans is a terrible name for a team though, let's be serious here

I’ll always be salty Toros weren’t chosen instead.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Qwijib0 posted:

Houston Sprawl

Houston Three Loops

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