Divisional Round Aftermath

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Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

mightygerm posted:

https://streamable.com/j7iwdp

Harbaugh rules

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 02:19

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:46

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Kawalimus posted:

Superbowl losses are not good and teams that lose the SB usually do not make it back.

Most teams don�t make it back, hth

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 03:07

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Always fun to watch playoff posters encounter Kawalimus for the first time

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 03:21

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Darth Brooks posted:

Kawalmus I say this with all sincerity, bite me.

I hope the Ravens never win more than three games a season for the next century and that your entitled, whiny rear end learns some humility.

There are fans who have never seen a SB win and worrying that an upcoming SB win isn't unique enough is disgusting.

Don�t punish the rest of us just because he�s a psycho

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 04:37

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Ghost Dog posted:

gotta fit a few more in before the least motivated case of ALS of all time finally finishes off the source of the ravens power

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 05:36

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

AndrewP posted:

the smoothest drat TD catch you ever did see

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1748855347333263655#m

btw this is a Greg Roman play design that they kept, usually it's to Andrews

God the Ravens are so cool

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 06:20

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I just presume he wanders America like Jack Reacher with (slightly) less solving crimes and (slightly)more banging 60+ barfly strange in your area.

Tomsula is in Europe coaching the Rhein Fire of the ELF and just led them to an undefeated season and a championship

That sounds made up but I swear to god that every word of it is true

# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 18:08

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

indigi posted:

there's only three top 5 QBs

I think I know what you are actually saying but I�m lollin at this math

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 02:09

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Guess the Ravens will have to do the needful next week

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 03:40

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

LiquidFriend posted:

Time for the Chiefs to be the scrappy underdogs that have to overcome all the odds to win the hearts of America.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 04:04

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

sharknado slashfic posted:

Getting trolled to death by 7 Ravens fans on a dead internet forum

It�s actually six of us, one psychopath that would murder the team so it could be perfect forever, and a dozen dumbshit fans of other teams who rush in to say �kawalimus was right� every time a play goes for negative yards

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 05:27

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Victorious Radia posted:

for me:
- lamar jackson kicks a ton of rear end and it was really funny watching ravens fans hate on him for wanting to get paid as much as a rapist in the offseason lol

This didn�t happen

(Unless you were hanging out around Ravens fans in Dundalk, in which case sorry you were in Dundalk)

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 21:33

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Victorious Radia posted:

it was on these very dead and gay forums!! You cannot trick me!!!

I think we mostly came down on the side of wanting him to get paid but being reticent because he ended the last two years injured. I can�t think of anyone who didn�t want them to make a deal but maybe I�m forgetting someone.

We were going through a lot right then, OK?

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 22:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:46

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Black Sunshine posted:

It's probably hard to NOT have a strong belief in a higher power and feel blessed by that power when you have athletic gifts that 99.99% of the planet wishes they had but simply can't due to factors beyond their control. All the work ethic in the world can't change genetics.

I'd publicly vouch for Satan myself but I get why they'd thank God.

Yeah most of this stuff is just kinda ingrained into people and to my ear is no different than the rest of the boilerplate athletespeak. Stroud seems to maybe be a little more vocal about it but it�s weird to get worked up about it.

Now if he starts doing Focus on the Family ads�

# ¿ Jan 23, 2024 01:05

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