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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

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I was rooting for the Texans on the off-chance the Bills don't poo poo the bed tomorrow, but they simply weren't in the same class as the Ravens. Amazing season for them and they're going to be perennial contenders for as long as Stroud is under center.

The Super Bowl truly does go through Baltimore this year...

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First and foremost, I want Patrick Mahomes to eat poo poo.
And second, I want the Loins to win the Superb Owl.

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Yeah, the Von Miller contract is killer because he’s looked like a less athletic Vernon Gholston since tearing his Achilles.

Diggs I’m willing to buy is hurt and this team seems really loving dumb about letting players play through injuries even though they’re sucking poo poo, but also he’s just been dropping balls like he’s Gabe Davis.

Dawson Knox is dramatically overpaid to be a TE2.

We got hit hard by injuries finally, but we’ve had relatively healthy defenses the past two years still violently poo poo themselves in heart-breaking playoff losses, so let’s not even pretend it makes a difference.

Ultimately the difference is that we’re coached by a defensive “guru” who’s just Jason Garrett with a bit of unconvincing scruff.

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

This might be a stronger argument if those other guys weren't borderline practice squad caliber.
With all the injuries Buffalo had there were no good options.
They're physically capable and Elam actually made a huge play last week against the Steelers with the end zone pick where he made a great read and break on the ball.

Plus, you know, it fits with McDermott's observable tendency to prefer the safe and familiar even if it sucks.
And, in the case of AJ Klein, even if it's only ever sucked and will always suck.

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One of my coworkers drew ennui Husky on a piece of cardboard, then cut it out, then added a speech bubble with one word: "Help."
It hangs proudly in our kitchen on our bulletin board. Unintentionally brilliant logo.

Anyway, Lions>Ravens>49ers>Chiefs for me.

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