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MrQwerty, I think you might like Big Brave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY0CDcLURRU
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Pitchfork always did metal dirty. I never liked them for that.
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kntfkr posted:MrQwerty, I think you might like Big Brave. Never been able to get into BIG BRAVE or Boris as much as people tell me I should be
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Boris kicks rear end.RFC posted:Pitchfork always did metal dirty. I never liked them for that. Its because 90% of metal is more concerned with "being metal" than doing anything creative.
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Jan 22, 2024 22:48
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Poohs Packin posted:Boris kicks rear end. Pitchfork has also given quite a lot of metal a fair shake in recent years, also, there's a lot of dedicated metal publications if that's your bag.
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RFC posted:Pitchfork always did metal dirty. I never liked them for that. they were right, it’s objectively the worst genre of music
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Poohs Packin posted:Boris kicks rear end. Just don't really click. I have that Bongzilla/Boris split https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kI7m90JTps and I like their cover of Down the Road I Go on that, but I saw Melvins and Boris in October and I still just couldn't click with Boris.
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I generally agreed with every review except like quite often the site was like: A hiphop album so bad I get secondhand embarrassment? 9/10 The same fey indie girl crap pushed out since the early 2000s? 9/10 Some garbage disposal sounds sold as experimental electronic? 9/10
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Never forget (this is probably the best prog rock album ever made) Before and after Trent Reznor won an Oscar: 
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cumpantry posted:same guy This is the only one I've seen ITT that I disagree with
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I just farted (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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pencilhands posted:I just farted 7.4
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pencilhands posted:I just farted 4.2 but it was an amazing effort
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Pitchfork has apparently reviewed multiple Dandy Warhols albums but never Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia? I guess it might have hit too close to home lol It's so weird what they decide to write up a review for. And the review numbers are pretty useless, absolutely for cross-genre comparisons (an 8 or 9 for an indie album is usually like a 5 or 6 in other genres when they grade stuff), but also for the same genre. Goo by Sonic Youth got 8.5, and Permission to Land by the Darkness ("Thing Called Love" band) is an 8.2 and I don't know what that is supposed to convey.
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Bad Purchase posted:they were right, it’s objectively the worst genre of music
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syntaxfunction posted:Pitchfork has apparently reviewed multiple Dandy Warhols albums but never Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia? I guess it might have hit too close to home lol It always felt to me like Pitchfork reviewers were basically scoring albums based how unfamiliar people would be with it and therefore how much they'd get to mansplain about it at the NYC socialite parties they went to when they brought it up.
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Froghammer posted:Metal is the anime of music lol, this
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yeah, that's an epiphany for sure
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Wait til you find out the anime metal bands!
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Dow Jones 38,000
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metal is way better than anime, also I was the roadie/drum tech for an occasionally costumed stoner metal band based on the Simon Bisley Horned God story from 2000AD's Sláine for seven years They commissioned Bisley to do their album art, he asked for a copy of the WIP, listened to it, told them it was kickass and then painted a totally-not-Sláine painting
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and all of this is fantastic because the Stock Market continues to close at record breaking highs (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Metal shows are great if you enjoy having your lips grazed by a wet ponytail
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While we're posting reviews, I remember people giving this one props back in the day https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/
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all the "pitchfork" indie music has totally disappeared from public consciousness and thank god it did. Powerfully boring stuff.
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MrQwerty posted:Never been able to get into BIG BRAVE or Boris as much as people tell me I should be They are kind of boring. I think I just like anyone who does a split with the body. I also bounced off Boris heavy rocks. But they got some good shirts.
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Pitchfrk gave Relationship of Command a 4.0 cuz they were staffed by losers. https://clickhole.com/disgusting-isis-just-released-a-2-star-review-of-in-t-1825123183/
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:all the "pitchfork" indie music has totally disappeared from public consciousness and thank god it did. Powerfully boring stuff. Yeah thank god millennials started having families and cant support indie artists anymore. Good thing weve got TikTok music and Soundcloud microgenres taking its place. Now nobody will be happy, which is what most goons want.
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MrQwerty posted:Big Business I always thought Grounds For Divorce would be a great name for a coffee shop
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Aerosmith 5.5 at best
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LOL at the idea of reading the whole thread, but are Wizard Master and penclihands posting enemies now? Because that rules.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:LOL at the idea of reading the whole thread, but are Wizard Master and penclihands posting enemies now? This town is simply not big enough for the two of them.
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Poohs Packin posted:This town is simply not big enough for the two of them. I wish the town wasn't big enough for one of them.
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kntfkr posted:Pitchfrk gave Relationship of Command a 4.0 cuz they were staffed by losers. That's wack. Relationship of Command owns and also this hard times article is 100% truth https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-post-hardcore-albums-that-just-remind-us-were-not-listening-to-relationship-of-command/
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Saalkin posted:That's wack. Relationship of Command owns and also this hard times article is 100% truth YES THIS IS A CAMPAIGN SLITHERED ENTRAILS IN THE CARGO BAY gonna listen to that on the way to daycare
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I wish the town wasn't big enough for one of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ At least they do something other than constantly whine about other posters I'd rather read a forum full of nothing but Wizardhands the Pencil Master threads than this poo poo MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jan 23, 2024 |
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Froghammer posted:Metal is the anime of music This tracks. Like, pizza thrash is watching Akira on VHS high as gently caress on a CRT TV and experiencing bliss and everything else is for children or people who are attracted to children.
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Odoyle posted:I always thought Grounds For Divorce would be a great name for a coffee shop It would be! There's that Elbow song with the opening lyric of "I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce" which has a similar energy
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Sorry folk punk is the anime of music and I love it
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