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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post your relationship status in exactly three words
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GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Twenty to life

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 06:13
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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
 Considering switching teams

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 married fifteen years

* # ? Jan 24, 2024 06:33
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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 Made in Taiwan

* # ? Jan 24, 2024 06:34
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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 Tilting at windmills

* # ? Jan 24, 2024 06:36
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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 Acute Bermuda Triangle

Eats shoots leaves

On the spectrum

Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Jan 24, 2024

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1secondpersecond
Nov 12, 2008


 Single, workaholic, bisexual

* # ? Jan 24, 2024 06:42
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ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


 Outlook not good

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
What, me worry?

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Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Pretty pretty good

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Hurts real bad

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Senor Big Snacks
Jan 6, 2024
 In the mail

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


 Never swept right

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


 Friday night, posting

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 Happy, supporting, loving

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Crock of poo poo

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Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

 Probably not happening

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 I'm in one

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



 ha ha ha

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Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Trapped in past

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

 happily married. yay!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
pwns my dick

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



 drat ghosted again

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Married thirty-five years

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wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
 Divorced, Dr girlfriend

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

 Generating every night

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

 Cobwebs on dick

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MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Not stopped tuggin

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

 Married... with situationships?

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



 he never scored

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

 Almost a decade

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
:smugmrgw: :sadpeanut: :baduk:

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

 Unworthy of love

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
looking but gooning

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Hi Bang Bye

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
It's been awhile

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

 Happy being single

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DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
Help I’m married

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

 Single, not dating

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Lol and lmao

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