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Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

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"I heard they're still building the ziggurat!"
"Let's go check!"

"You can't taste them all! Just decide."

"In Italy we use urine. Could you do that next time?"

"I'm glad to see some familiar faces here today."

"Hot cups! Dip your hands in water first."

"Great! A shepherd. Do you know mules? I've been stuck here for like four hours."

"What did you say MRI stands for?"

"Hathor-blessed-him got the horse wet!"

"Have you seen anything running around trying to not get consecrated?"

"Y'all ever walk into the debir and completely forget what you're prophesying about?"

"Her showbread is so showy."

"You may be asking: now where, this time, is the boat?"

"We were just mourning. You had to make it sad."

"I loosened it."

"What about you, grandpa? What's your body count?"

Hannozidek the Seer began to put the disparate memories together.

"Rifling through my ark, yes."

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neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

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Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

"So, uh... Seen any good stonings lately?"

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Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I found it! THE BONE ZONE!

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Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

The Pharaohs men are overwhelmed by the dankness of his kush

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cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Grey Cat posted:

I found it! THE BONE ZONE!

lmao even the one skele is celebrating

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Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

"Yes yes, your Winged Angels are very popular and beautiful, everyone has one in their home, yadda yadda yadda. but I tell you this invention, spare and rugged tho it may be, will last through the millenia! I call it, the 'Box'"

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Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

So I tell those dorks on the 5th floor of the necropolis to curb their granite usage and stick with cheaper limestone, upper management be damned, or the whole shipping department is walking.

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Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

"Claw's never gonna reach that deep."

"Your intimacy feels human, like a person's intimacy."

"Don't you think she's gonna notice?"

"Some people call me a--haha! A technicolor ogre."
"Ha hah."
"Heh."

"Sure we have enough staves?"

-"Even this one's better than your tiny pebble!"
-"Yeah!"

"CIRCUM-cision!"

"If only some hero would speak up against these sumptuary laws!

Mescal fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jan 26, 2024

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I hope SG-1 shows up to save the day....

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

"Did I leave the stove on? I think I turned it off, but I'm not 100% sure. I'd go back to check on it, but that's like a three day walk. One of our camels is in the shop, and my wife is using the other camel. By the time I get home everything will have burned down anyways. I hope the kids are ok. Except for Malachi, he's a little jerk.

"Aww look at the cute baby, you're my favorite perfect little child!"[/b[.

The evolutionary successor to Aquaman, Frogman!

[b]"It might be the marijuana, but that burning bush is talking to me man.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jan 25, 2024

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TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

"I just mugged a French guy waiting for the bus. Anyone want some baguette?"

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jimmy mnemonic: Jan 9, 2007; Fun Shoe

"I have come to sell a powerful medicine called Rogaine! Look what it can do for you!"

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Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

"Does it look like Ihdjwtyjtn has your tunic? Does is look like hrnbhaswtms has your tunic? Think. 'Where, where could my tunic be?"

-"...with absolute dedication."
-"Ear bowl!"

"There goes the corpse of the most embarrassing guy ever."

"It's decided about the toilet tissue roll orientation. Don't worry about that thin pack of fools, they'll die out soon enough."

"It really does spit in your lap."
"The box emits fluid into one's lap, doctor. Surely this merits explanation."

"Last one! No accidents this time, right Ba'al?"

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jimmy mnemonic: Jan 9, 2007; Fun Shoe

"Yesss!!! That little bastard Timmy is finally dead!"

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Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

I have a hard time believing history actually happened

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jimmy mnemonic: Jan 9, 2007; Fun Shoe

"Twenty shekels, agreed. I'll bring it back in an hour."

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Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

"Just walk through monthly and make sure the curses are still... good. Write it down."

"Someday I'll do this in the ocean, with wind for my cattle!"

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Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

"Goddamn it guys we can continue walking to Canaan in a bit, just give me like five minutes. And turn around, I'm not going to be able to go with all of you staring at me!"

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