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my fave bible verses snipe: "Hey demon, gtfo Jesus and Paul sez so!"  "I know Paul and I know Jesus. Who the gently caress are you clowns?"  RRAAARRGHHH! YOU OLD BINCH, GIMME THAT FUKKEN BATHROBE!"
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"What do you mean your gas station doesn't carry Solomon brand crispy millet chips?!" "Ugh fine, but you should also tape off your bathroom. There's a reason my niece is called the Destroyer of Toilets."
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"YOU FAWKED MY SISTAH?!" "I FAWKED HER SISTAH!" "THE FAWK IS WRONG WIT CHU?!"
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Oh gently caress it's osama, get him!!
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 "So then me an Jeb we sees at least 300 them feral hogs diggin up our olive groves." "Thas right, an we jus start a blastin!"
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You know the problem with today's society? Not enough ziggurats. They guys have the right idea.
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Khufu deregulated the market and then Big Pyramid took over. A heckin’ shame.
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everyone wants a juice-off buddy
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not gonna kick shame, but that guy needs a date
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If you have to ask how much it costs, you cant afford it...
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I;m thinking about thos Grapes
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"Dont think about the sexy grapes, dont think about the sexy grapes...gently caress."
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this is a bible i can get behind
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This was the lamest and most bizarre archie comic i ever read, hands down
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 "Heeeeeere's White Jesus!"  "Holy poo poo! What the gently caress is THIS bullshit?!"  "'White Jesus'. What a loving nightmare."
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 "Hey, ain't you the son of God?" "Uh nope, you must have me confused with someone else."  "I think I'd know the son of God when I see 'im and you're the son of God!"  "Hey, what's that over there?" "Huh?"  "POCKET SAND!"  "AAAAAHH God, my eyes! Jesus Christ!"
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"I should buy a houseboat, thought Noah."
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Jan 30, 2024 21:43
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20-something Zoomer contemplating self-lobotomy with a wooden model of a boat.
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The elderly Pinocchio demanded the plastic surgeon explain how this was an improvement.
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Anderson Koopa posted:
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"Hey, so, uh... you all want any of these fruits? I mean if you two are gonna be hanging around my tree like this seems kinda bullshit to just not offer you anything."
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William Bear posted:
There are to many goddamn snakes on this motherfucking hammock!
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"Abel you stupid rear end in a top hat you can't grill a whole live lamb I'm so sick of your poo poo."
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I like how Cain is fuckin ripped from his balanced agricultural diet, wearing like finely woven hemp cloths, and Abel is just a fuckin barbarian rear end cave child with some untanned pelt
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Okay when I open my eyes I expect the mother of a birthday surprise!
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BigglesSWE posted:Okay when I open my eyes I expect the mother of a birthday surprise! Skeleton 2H jackin his bone
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And Moses did Dab before the Lord to show is fealty and dance prowess.
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Every time I party with Jehovah I wake up buck naked in the woods with a headache.
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Oh poo poo onions, I forgot to buy onions! I knew I missed something.
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