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TrashMammal posted:don’t do that, it’s bad news, like reading the necronomicon or installing extra eyes in your brain shut up! nothin' wrong with my eyes 
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syntaxfunction posted:From what I can tell "praxis" means ordering bad lattes in local cafes that will only be in business for a few months that provide dumbed down pamphlets on socialism and JO crystals etc, so that you can tell everyone they should read The Literature. What cafes are selling JO crystals? So like I can avoid going there.
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googled jo crystals and I'm glad I'm old and out of touch now
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ninjoatse.cx posted:googled jo crystals and I'm glad I'm old and out of touch now you’re never gonna get your chakras aligned a this pace
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biznatchio posted:Honestly people who try to paint is as "Jon Stewart said 'both sides are the same'" are loving idiots because that's not at all what he said. His point -- which was crystal clear if you're not drinking the loving rage koolaid -- was "we should be able to do better than two senile old men as choices; but that's what we've got -- but loving hell Trump is a horrible person". I’m 3rd party candidate or maybe abstaining this time.
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Maybe y'all should just change your voting and electoral system to stop blatant and prolific gerrymandering and the completely segregated two party system. Nah, tv funny man will save us instead lol
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syntaxfunction posted:Maybe y'all should just change your voting and electoral system to stop blatant and prolific gerrymandering and the completely segregated two party system. But that’s haaaaaaarrrrrrrddddd
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Its in the interest of both parties to keep the bipartisan system so america is gonna stay like this until its collapse lol
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america almost certainly won't collapse any time soon but it will take a serious crisis to shift the current 2 party system, yeah. thankfully both parties are working hard to develop such a crisis
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syntaxfunction posted:Maybe y'all should just change your voting and electoral system to stop blatant and prolific gerrymandering and the completely segregated two party system. Oh, word? I'll go write a constitutional amendment requiring rank choice voting in all elections, and get that passed in congress and 3/4ths of the states. Annnnnnnd done! So easy! I can't believe nobody bothered to fix this before, it only took a few hours. I don't think tv funny man will save us from the 2 party system, but I also don't blame him for existing inside it.
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Klyith posted:Oh, word? I'll go write a constitutional amendment requiring rank choice voting in all elections, and get that passed in congress and 3/4ths of the states. Annnnnnnd done! So easy! I can't believe nobody bothered to fix this before, it only took a few hours. Finally someone stops being lazy jfc it was that easy you dolts.
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I'm old enough to remember Ross Perot's candidacy. He absolutely had a legitimate chance as 3rd party candidate until he went off the rails with bizarre accusations and his persona wore thin. Looking it up he finished with 18.9% of the vote. This was a guy who was not smooth, charismatic or anything like that. What I recall, before he got weird, was he sold himself as a straight shooter businessman focused on fiscal issues. It's not inconceivable to me that a self-funded (extremely rich, effectively) person could beat these two relics or compete with a chance to win in a future election but here we are. E: His wikipedia entry is pretty fascinating. His best polling was 39% in the Gallup. He got weird and the wheels fell off and he still approached 20%. I was going to vote for him early on, as a young dumbass but still. Big Ass On Fire fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Feb 22, 2024 |
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Vegetable posted:Did Jon Stewart ever attack Dems back in the day? I kinda don’t recall that at all. The softest jabs, maybe. everything in TV political comedy was 100% soft jabs pre-dubya
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eSports Chaebol posted:everything in TV political comedy was 100% soft jabs pre-dubya
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i was going to add "or else you'd get cancelled" and you made my point for real though watch Norm's Correspondents dinner roast compared to Colbert's
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pencilhands posted:norm mcdonald loving owns
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Big rear end On Fire posted:I'm old enough to remember Ross Perot's candidacy. I tell cashiers this when they waste time carding me.
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Animal-Mother posted:I tell cashiers this when they waste time carding me. *shrivels into Dana carvey* can I finish one time?
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Animal-Mother posted:I tell cashiers this when they waste time carding me. bet they love it when you break that out while they’re doing that thing they have to do to everyone every single time so they don’t get fired. probably doesn’t come across as weird and passive aggressive at all
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Chain grocery stores have to card My 70+ year old uncle still gets carded
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TrashMammal posted:bet they love it when you break that out while they’re doing that thing they have to do to everyone every single time so they don’t get fired. probably doesn’t come across as weird and passive aggressive at all Mostly they just ask me "Huh. Which episode of Friends was that?"
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Big rear end On Fire posted:I'm old enough to remember Ross Perot's candidacy. He absolutely had a legitimate chance as 3rd party candidate until he went off the rails with bizarre accusations and his persona wore thin. Looking it up he finished with 18.9% of the vote. This was a guy who was not smooth, charismatic or anything like that. What I recall, before he got weird, was he sold himself as a straight shooter businessman focused on fiscal issues. It's not inconceivable to me that a self-funded (extremely rich, effectively) person could beat these two relics or compete with a chance to win in a future election but here we are. I remember when Ross Perot was a character in the Earboy sketches on All That.
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I love Jon Steward. Always thought he was extremely handsome with a nice round rump
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Soggy Muffin posted:I love Jon Steward. Always thought he was extremely handsome with a nice round rump banned for thirst
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Soggy Muffin posted:I love Jon Steward. Always thought he was extremely handsome with a nice round rump Post username combo
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Animal-Mother posted:I tell cashiers this when they waste time carding me. No you don't.
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ive ascended to the sad age where getting carded makes me feel better about myself for a brief moment
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