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got a new job and they offered a lot of money and i quit my current one right away. I am actually waiting to hear about a new job. I hope it was a premonition.
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I dreamt there was a large European island off the coast of France and Spain that belonged to the United States. Specifically, half the island belonged to Florida and half belonged to New Jersey.
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Jan 31, 2024 18:56
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The Hello Machine posted:I dreamt there was a large European island off the coast of France and Spain that belonged to the United States. Specifically, half the island belonged to Florida and half belonged to New Jersey. sounds like a great place for a disney casino called pleasure island
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Jan 31, 2024 19:38
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A guy threw two severed heads at me, and when they rolled up at my feet they became stone cabbages. That's all I remember.
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Feb 1, 2024 01:05
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I don't dream I just sleep.
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It was interesting and vivid and I forgot it completely by the time I got dressed, op.
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Feb 1, 2024 02:42
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This man
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puckkcat posted:This man Hey I've seen this guy in my dreams
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I don't remember. I think I was delivering pizzas and crashed my car, Leatherface helped me out Ok thanks now I have to run away from you through a defunct bowling ally.
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I'd take that over waking up in FYAD any day tho
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I only remember like 3-4 dreams per year, and frankly, I'm OK with that.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I had one of those "driving a car from the backseat" dreams but I was tearing rear end and driving like a skilled rear end mfer. All the traffic was going really slow like 30mph and I couldn't figure out why until I weaved through like a hundred cars and it turns out there were a group of people who intentionally caused a huge pileup to block the road to "keep people from passing us." Also I've had this dream but I was steering with my foot and got pulled over Melatonin can suck my non existent left nut
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I borrowed a red car and a bunch of homeless people mobbed it A lady peed on the front seat
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Smugworth posted:Hey I've seen this, guy of my dreams
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Feb 1, 2024 04:42
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you dirty rascal
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Feb 1, 2024 16:52
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I had somehow purchased an old restaurant on a street corner in a bad part of town. The restaurant was also a bowling alley. They had removed the lanes but the old score displays were still up and showing the results from the last games played. Also there was a pin setting machine in the corner they had forgotten to take away. I went to take a closer look and behind it was another garage-like space where Adam Savage was building a Mythbusters car out of aquariums. I told him to be careful about the neon sticking out of the floor because there was neon sticking out of the floor.
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I had a bunch of weird dreams. I usually do. At the start I was at some big stadium event with my bf and some large lady with a baby stroller pinned me against a pillar and stole my wallet. Then it was a whole ordeal to track her down and get my wallet back. After that it was some trauma dreams so that was rad as usual... Then I was in some house I didn't recognize with my old cat and she got out of the house and ran down the street in the dark. I ran after her but at some point someone shot her but she survived I think. Eventually I got back to the house and there was some people I didn't recognize burning lavender incense inside. My eyes and throat began to swell until I couldn't see. They told me that doesn't happen unless you have low testosterone, I said, "that makes no loving sense" (which it doesn't) I guess the dog was also swelling up so my mother (gross) jammed a needle into the dog then used the same loving needle on me despite my protests. I woke up and my eyes and throat were so loving dry. Obviously details are fuzzy as this was hours ago.
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Feb 4, 2024 18:02
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Grey Cat posted:bunch of weird dreams. Do you have sleep apnea? The flipbook of dreams + the dry throat is what I was getting before hooking up to a CPAP.
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Feb 5, 2024 18:09
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Nobody Interesting posted:Do you have sleep apnea? The flipbook of dreams + the dry throat is what I was getting before hooking up to a CPAP. I have no idea! I'm not sure how to go about diagnosing that. I very often wake up and have a very very sore throat for some reason but I'm told I don't snore or anything. E: Also since I'm here, I don't remember much of my dreams last night because I only just now got around to talking about it but I dreamt that I sent my friend nude pics. I told her this bit of my dream after waking up and she says, "always appreciate the nudey pics" considering this would not be the first time she's seen my rear end or chest. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Feb 5, 2024 |
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Feb 5, 2024 18:49
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Grey Cat posted:I have no idea! I'm not sure how to go about diagnosing that. I very often wake up and have a very very sore throat for some reason but I'm told I don't snore or anything. I said to my GP "hey my partner thinks I snore a lot and also my throat is always dry when I wake up" and he referred me to a respirologist for a sleep study. I strapped a thing to my forehead for two nights, a doctor examined the results and said "yea you need a CPAP". With that said though CPAPs are ungodly expensive. Mine was $2500 and thankfully fully covered by work health insurance. So unless you have good benefits or a million dollars you might walk away from the test with nothing more than knowledge as to why your throat is always sore in the morning.
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Also I fell asleep with my phone in my hand one night and at some point I managed to hold down the "Voice message" button in Signal and send a 60 minute recording of me snoring to my partner. That spoke VOLUMES. Will share the recording to anyone with $50 and a snoring fetish.
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Feb 5, 2024 19:15
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So my dad died in December of 2022, for a few months after I would have dreams that he had died but was still around. In them I would tell him he’s probably going to want to call social security or figure out what happened to his condo. Last night I had a dream that I was thinking about my dad coming to visit this weekend and started to realize that didn’t make sense. I went to my wife and confirmed that he died in dec 2022, she confirmed he did. Then I asked if, since he died, he’d visited us and she gave me a very confused look. I realized that all the memories I had of spending time with him post-death were fake, or made up? And I just started sobbing because I didn’t understand what was happening. Very cool.
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Somehow a dream with a long semi-coherent timeline about a bookstore? Some wonderful one of a kind place with art books, old and new stuff, maps and colorful, neatly arranged displays of so many things I wanted to own and read. But I revisited the place several times and each time it was diminished. More empty. Eventually barren, just an empty dark space where the sliding doors on two sides remained working so you could pass through the nothingness with a sense of loss and melancholy.
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Feb 6, 2024 08:07
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Had a dream that French people said "Bonjovi" instead of "Bonjour"
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I had a dream that some old lady smashed her van into the front of my mom's truck. The van was completely fine though but the lady seemed absolutely lost considering she looked like she was 100 years old. I got into the passenger seat and the van had 2 sets of steering wheels and pedals. I noted it was a manual for some reason because it had 3 pedals. I asked if it was at some point a drivers ed vehicle and she just said, "ehhhhh something like that" very suspiciously. Anyways I helped her park slightly down the road and ended up in front of a bunch of chud houses. Trump flags, dudes wearing Trump clothes, the whole thing. Well one of them wasn't happy with where I parked even though streets are fair game so he comes down to complain and starts ranting about how when Trump is president again he'll deal with people like me. If this wasn't funny enough he talks about how the silent majority will know the time is right by the tension in the air and then he plucked a clothesline in his front yard to check for how tight it was. I asked if he actually thought that the clothesline would become more tense if Trump was about to become president and he said, "yes, I come out here and pluck this thing everyday to check" I lol'd and eventually woke up. The best and worst part is this dream was that it's a completely believable interaction based on people I've had the displeasure of knowing.
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