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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Chiefs vs Ravens: Battle for the AFC
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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

MoaM posted:

Ravens truly got in their own way for three quarters of the game; no way around it.
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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Ravens offense just didn’t show up period. Sad.

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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
JARED GOFF! JARED GOFF! JARED GOFF!

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 I wanted you to win ravens, god drat did this game suck.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fknlo posted:

lmao, how did MVS catch that? He even had to adjust

I have a theory that for guys like him it helps to not have a perfect pass.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Kawalimus posted:

We're never getting by Reid/Mahomes in the playoffs unless we dont play them.

If this wasnt the year, it aint happening.

Better trade Lamar to the Steelers

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Had the MVP gone to a bigger fraud?

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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The 7th Guest posted:

Andy Reid is loving incredible

He has ascended

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Kawalimus posted:

We're never getting by Reid/Mahomes in the playoffs unless we dont play them.

If this wasnt the year, it aint happening.

I don’t know why the all-time QB/HC combo has to be in the AFC all the time. Can’t they gently caress off to the NFC for a change?

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Turnovers are killer man. Flowers fumble TD is gonna haunt him for years

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 go loins

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The Ravens SB record is safe. We were not beating Shanahan in a rematch, I think that is safe to assume

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

The 7th Guest posted:

Andy Reid is loving incredible

he's not too far from having a case for GOAT, imo

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
aight going for a run see you in the nfc

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
 I like how the smart watch in that ad had the time as 10:08, keeping that same tradition from analogue watches

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

davecrazy posted:

Had the MVP gone to a bigger fraud?

probably the time a kicker won it

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Jackson just crumbled mentally as the mistakes piled on

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Ravens huffed their own farts, got high.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Shindragon posted:

Turnovers are killer man. Flowers fumble TD is gonna haunt him for years

We're even more the old browns. We have our own "the fumble" now

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

indigi posted:

Baltimore's defense played their fuckin hearts out. the offense really let them down

Except the one play they really needed to make

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

davecrazy posted:

Had the MVP gone to a bigger fraud?

Did you miss the 2019 season?

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Incredible second half watching the Ravens punch themselves in the dicks over and over

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

davecrazy posted:

Had the MVP gone to a bigger fraud?

brady won it several times

oh you said fraud, not cheat

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Space Jam posted:

go loins

Are those like sexy GoBots?

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Maybe people will shut up about the Super Bowl logo now

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Freaquency posted:

I don’t know why the all-time QB/HC combo has to be in the AFC all the time. Can’t they gently caress off to the NFC for a change?

It was in the NFC for a decade or 2

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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Man gently caress off camera guy, let a dude feel bad in private

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

 On the plus side, Baltimore will definitely remain undefeated in Super Bowls for at least another year.

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

Danny LaFever posted:

JARED GOFF! JARED GOFF! JARED GOFF!
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Taylor Swift is going to the Superbowl

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Can't believe this team is going to another Super Bowl. Can't believe this second half performance is going to do it for them.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Lamar, most valuable meltdown.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Dango Bango posted:

Incredible second half watching the Ravens punch themselves in the dicks over and over

That defense played their rear end off. Like, even taking dumb penalties they played their rear end off.

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MediaPlayerClassic
Aug 24, 2012
 bold move to not run the ball this game tbh

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Dango Bango posted:

Incredible second half watching the Ravens punch themselves in the dicks over and over

Real sicko masterpiece

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 :smith:

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005

Scallop Eyes posted:

MVS sandbagged the regular season, to bait teams into not covering him lol

Playing the long game. 9-D chess.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Toaster Beef posted:

he's not too far from having a case for GOAT, imo
especially considering his ability to coach backup QBs in philly to playoff appearances (and then trading those backups to very foolish teams)

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015

EvilHawk posted:

I've never seen a team so desperate to beat themselves than that Ravens performance. Wow.

Flowers single handedly lost this game with that taunting/fumble combo

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Shindragon posted:

Turnovers are killer man. Flowers fumble TD is gonna haunt him for years

flowers is the only skill player who came to play, he has no real fault even tho that poo poo was brutal

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