Chiefs vs Ravens: Battle for the AFC

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

When NFL offenses have been bad this year, they've been bad

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Go niners lol

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

Andy Reid has had quite the late career resurgence, huh?

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Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

birdstrike posted:

aight going for a run see you in the nfc

I got my good trail walk/jog out of the way this morning and did some laundry and now I'm on a 5mg edible feeling like I'm a bit floaty (super lightweight with this stuff) ready for Lions, bitch

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Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Flowers for Chiefs Player of the Game

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Lol at the doubters

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Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Nervous posted:

Jackson just crumbled mentally as the mistakes piled on

Yep, his offense did nothing to help him, and he just got more and more desperate and tried to force it.

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

Real sicko masterpiece

Yeah I thought this was gonna be a QB duel for the ages in the first half.

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Gangringo: Jul 22, 2007; In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

Seriously never seen a team self-destruct this hard in such an important game. The chiefs weren't even playing that great but Baltimore found a way to shoot both their own feet.

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

You had one job Ravens, you loving assholes

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

I feel bad for Flowers, one bad decision makes or breaks you in this sport.

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Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

That really felt like that should have been a ravens victory, but at many key moments the ravens strongly disagreed

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Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Guess it's up to Goff and MCDC to save us

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

lol nice spin on the "glory to God" post-game interview :jerkbag:

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Freaquency posted:

I don�t know why the all-time QB/HC combo has to be in the AFC all the time. Can�t they gently caress off to the NFC for a change?

Sorry, Pederson/Foles combo was too powerful to last

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Ghost Dog posted:

flowers is the only skill player who came to play, he has no real fault even tho that poo poo was brutal

I'm going to remember that drive for a while. Because he was aces all the way down the field, did a dumb thing, made up for it by getting a first down.

...then, you know, tried to reach for his rightful TD and that didn't go well.

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FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

wow, the ravens really gave one away. the chiefs should feel pretty fortunate! Can't believe the Chiefs couldn't score a point in the second half and still won.

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

flowers has to be dying inside right now

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Except the one play they really needed to make

they gave up like four key plays over the course of the game, you can't expect more than that against a coach like Reid and a QB like Mahomes

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Grittybeard posted:

I'm going to remember that drive for a while. Because he was aces all the way down the field, did a dumb thing, made up for it by getting a first down.

...then, you know, tried to reach for his rightful TD and that didn't go well.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I settled on ordering barbecue ribs.

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Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

A battle between two teams who insist they're both always the underdogs.

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LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

FistEnergy posted:

wow, the ravens really gave one away. the chiefs should feel pretty fortunate! Can't believe the Chiefs couldn't score a point in the second half and still won.

Would have been screwed if the Ravens had a QB.

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J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

Anderson Koopa posted:

Andy Reid has had quite the late career resurgence, huh?

Well he's not putting his effort into parenting is he

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

SirPablo posted:

Taylor Swift is going to the Superbowl

Super Bowl gonna shatter every viewership record in existence

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

I swear to god if the 9ers play like poo poo...

Lol...

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Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

lol @ Flowers taunting Sneed. That wasn't wise.

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Steve Spagnolo should be talked about as the greatest DC of all time.

18-1, this chiefs run�dude just builds championship defenses.

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

J33uk posted:

Well he's not putting his effort into parenting is he

To be fair he does have fewer kids to worry about now.

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

MoaM posted:

I feel bad for Flowers, one bad decision makes or breaks you in this sport.

Why would you feel bad for him? He super taunted on the play, that was very deliberate and very stupid.

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

davecrazy posted:

Steve Spagnolo should be talked about as the greatest DC of all time.

18-1, this chiefs run�dude just builds championship defenses.

this superbowl will either put him on Belichick tier or keep him at Wade Philips tier

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BigSexyWitGlasses: Nov 1, 2009

Anderson Koopa posted:

To be fair he does have fewer kids to worry about now.

Very cool to joke about someone dying. Never change SA. :911:

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Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

davecrazy posted:

Steve Spagnolo should be talked about as the greatest DC of all time.

18-1, this chiefs run…dude just builds championship defenses.

ravens legend steve spagnolo*

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quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

rip the last birds team, go lions i guess???

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

it was a total offensive choke, not solely on lamar or the coaches but everyone

it was very similar to the Pittsburgh game earlier in the year

and the yips and the nerves happened. it just happens sometimes

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