Chiefs vs Ravens: Battle for the AFC

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Rooting for laundry*.

*to finish so I can watch this game

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Ray Lewis walked through a fog of deer antler spray.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:02

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Love the

offense.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:13

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We're going to see Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:14

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Crowd gonna be pretty quiet by halftime. No Seven Nation Army chant to be heard.

By the 4th quarter we'll hear the Chiefs chant and I will jump off a bridge.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:16

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Borderline disasterous

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:19

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The crowd has that nervous vibes.

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The "Administrative timeout" is "We must find a way to fix the game so the Chiefs make the Super Bowl".

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:22

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a plane too close to the stadium.

Averted a Black Sunday moment.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:24

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Okay we got a game stewing.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:25

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Hot honey wings from Wings Ville.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:29

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a 1st down pass not to Kelce.

they can do that?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:34

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huh Get Your Guide commercial using orchestral version of Toto's Africa.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:37

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Mahomes as good as Rich Gannon. You heard it here first.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:38

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Ravens tripping on their own dicks

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:39

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"My eye! My doctor said not to get fingers in it!"

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:41

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Passing TD.

Rushing TD.

Next up: QB sneak TD.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:44

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Chiefs D has been quietly carrying this team this season.

Now the offense is jelling.

It's the loving Patriots all over again.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:48

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The crowd is dead silent.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:50

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Kirios posted:

I hope everyone in this thread is ready for yet another Chiefs vs. 49ers Super Bowl.

My only solace is that I'll be out in Colorado that Sunday where there's likelty no cell phone reception.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:55

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If they go for it that will break the Ravens' spirit.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:57

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Knee down saved the Ravens.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 21:58

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JACKSON TO JACKSON

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:01

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bean mom posted:

this game is really good despite having two ~~suck rear end~~incredibly frustrating & entertaining qbs

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:03

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Did Lamar shrink like Super Mario after being hit because all the KC defenders batting down passes.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:04

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No :flags:.
No masters.

All :boom:

though.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:08

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Cool pressure.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:09

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So many sidearm throws.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:13

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Nelson_Algolor_meme.mp4

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:17

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I wanna see a fistfight at this game.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:23

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you can see Mahomes' head snap back there.

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Kelce finding the soft spots

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:26

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No 1st down for you.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:29

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More holding

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:30

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All that for 3 points.

It's kind of exhausting.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:33

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Yikes that was a bad throw.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 22:54

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Watch no other scores for the rest of the game.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 23:04

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RC and Moon Pie posted:

I'd pay money for 7 Nation Army to disappear forever.

(monkey's paw curls)
now you'll hear the Chiefs chant every AFCCG & Super Bowl.

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