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Best I can do is stand on the street corner outside the WTC for months telling everyone who could listen about the disaster that's going to befall America in excruciating detail. I most probably will be dishevelled and in various states of undress.
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Jan 30, 2024 10:55
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get bush jr so deep into golf and mountain bikes that he forgets to even run for prez
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Have you considered if you went back in time and stopped 9/11 then everything went even worse and so everyone goes back again and stops themselves from stopping 9/11 ever considered that HUH?
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Jan 30, 2024 11:01
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The answer’s simple We kill the wright brothers
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Jan 30, 2024 11:07
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lol, I'd be way to busy going back in time to a certain Circle K and having some excellent adventures with some excellent dudes.
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Going back to 570 AD and, using a portable DVD player and a few copies of Veggie Tales, teaching Mohammed to love our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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Jan 30, 2024 11:21
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I'd crash it into Al Qaeda headquarters op
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Jan 30, 2024 11:21
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weg posted:I'd crash it into Al Qaeda headquarters op The Twin Towers can't fly 
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Jan 30, 2024 11:22
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I call Tora Bora and make a deal
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Jan 30, 2024 11:23
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hmm, that's an interesting idea. exactly how would someone make america not deserve 9/11?
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Jan 30, 2024 11:26
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Just kill Hitler and prevent WWII OP. Then the USA & Russia wouldn't enter into a cold war and pump weapons and money into the middle east terrorist groups?
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Jan 30, 2024 11:37
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I'd use the time machine to go back in time to December 16th 1903 and murder Orville and Wilbur Wright Check mate terrorists e:fb. I should have refreshed.
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fuctifino posted:I'd use the time machine to go back in time to December 16th 1903 and murder Orville and Wilbur Wright
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fuctifino posted:I'd use the time machine to go back in time to December 16th 1903 and murder Orville and Wilbur Wright As if zeppelins wouldn’t have slowly plowed into the towers anyway.
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Jan 30, 2024 13:48
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i heard that if they covered the entire building in pig carcasses then crashing into it wouldn't be haram and the hijackers would miss out on going to valhalla
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Jan 30, 2024 13:53
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credburn posted:But how? Kill the Wright brothers
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dr_rat posted:lol, I'd be way to busy going back in time to a certain Circle K and having some excellent adventures with some excellent dudes.  if you had a time machine, you could cruise through a shitload of airport bars in August 2001, find some Air Marshals and make friends with them, and then convince them to arrest the terrorists in the airport.
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Jan 30, 2024 13:57
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If everyone thinks killing the Wright brothers is the correct solution then I think we should go that direction. So many posters can't be wrong!
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Jan 30, 2024 13:58
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I think you'd be morally obligated to prevent America.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:07
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go back to around 2000BCE and dismantle the abrahamic cults raving insanely about monotheism, while they still are in small numbers.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:10
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skip everyone's calendars one day ahead while they're asleep on 9/10
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Jan 30, 2024 14:11
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Narzack posted:I think you'd be morally obligated to prevent America. Look I'm all about preventing the breaking up of Pangea but think you'd need more than just a time machine to do that. Time machine and just a shitload of duct tape? Maybe.
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Sorry OP, I'm already handing off a sports almanac to my younger self in the late eighties
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ElectricSheep posted:Sorry OP, I'm already handing off a sports almanac to my younger self in the late eighties This but working a shitload of overtime in the early nineties to buy a fuckton of Amazon stock at a buck a share.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:14
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Just fix a few hanging chads in Florida, bing bang, world peace.
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Jan 30, 2024 14:45
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Look, I was 19 in 2001. I got a lot of my own poo poo from back then to fix.
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Id probably just call in a warning to the towers op, so they can get out of the way
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I'm gonna be honest, I'm probably just gonna take a couple millions from the lottery or the stock market and then gently caress off and try to get laid with my futuristic charm and high-tech gadgets. You can still send me, boss. But you do need to manage your expectations.
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GABA ghoul posted:I'm gonna be honest, I'm probably just gonna take a couple millions from the lottery or the stock market and then gently caress off and try to get laid with my futuristic charm and high-tech gadgets. You can still send me, boss. But you do need to manage your expectations. Short airline stocks!
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wasn't this thread a college humor sketch
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I'd just go back to my conception and keep rolling the dice until my genes were better. Then maybe smother baby hitler.
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Jan 30, 2024 15:36
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The pacifist answer, like ensuring that Hitler got into art school, would simply be to reestablish the Caliphate so that bin Laden had no grievances.
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Jan 30, 2024 15:49
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Sorry only using my time machine to correct mistakes in my own life. American foreign policy is on its own.
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Jan 30, 2024 15:49
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I've seen this movie. Al Qaeda sends back a time traveler to stop you from stopping 9/11. There's a big dramatic car chase and fight at the end.
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Jan 30, 2024 15:50
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Radio Paranoia posted:The Twin Towers can't fly The World Trade Center was a time machine? Why didn't it stop 9/11???
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Jan 30, 2024 15:51
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I'm going back so far that I prevent the advent and invention of war. 9/11 defeated.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I'm going back so far that I prevent the advent and invention of war. No war was ever declared related to 9/11
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I’ve redirected the asteroid that hit 65 million years ago so we’re all cool dinosaur people right now. You’re welcome.
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Call in a bomb threat, lol.
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