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Das Boo posted:Call in a bomb threat, lol. That's actually pretty smart.
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eSports Chaebol posted:The pacifist answer, like ensuring that Hitler got into art school, would simply be to reestablish the Caliphate so that bin Laden had no grievances. Go back to 65M BCE and strap some deflector boosters on that Chicxulub rock like a decade before it would have impacted, ensuring that it doesn't hit, thus preventing the terror reign of mammals.
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Jan 30, 2024 16:00
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Go back to 1998 and give Bin Laden a copy of Half-Life.
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i'd go back farther and try to prevent the soviet invasion of afghanistan i think
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Mozi posted:i'd go back farther and try to prevent the soviet invasion of afghanistan i think And deny us Rambo 3? You monster.
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Jan 30, 2024 16:14
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seduce Osama bin Laden. get married to Osama bin Laden. have a large and happy family with Osama bin Laden. die of old age with Osama bin Laden.
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Jan 30, 2024 16:16
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Grey Cat posted:That's actually pretty smart. Imagine spending the rest of your life in ADX Florence just so Bush has to find a different reason to invade Iraq
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Jan 30, 2024 16:20
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If I had a time machine I’d go back to the old west and be like “yep I’m a physician, my father is the Archduke of Canterbury” or some poo poo and everyone would be like “oh poo poo he’s an English doctor” and probably all believe me because it’s the old west and I said so. Then I’d get the whole town hooked on opiates, get rich, and split, leaving the population to their own devices, hooked on drugs they can no longer get. On to the next one.
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sure okay posted:Imagine spending the rest of your life in ADX Florence just so Bush has to find a different reason to invade Iraq They would have found one, no matter what.
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Jan 30, 2024 16:23
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Use the time machine to sink every European ship that even approaches the American continents (or whatever they'd be called instead). Might also want to sink England for good measure, save the entire world centuries of suffering.
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Jan 30, 2024 16:49
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Idiots. Movies taught me to kill the Wright brothers mom first, then the brothers. Disgraceful.
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Khanstant posted:Use the time machine to sink every European ship that even approaches the American continents (or whatever they'd be called instead). Might also want to sink England for good measure, save the entire world centuries of suffering.
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First, study Ancient Greek and Latin. Set the machine for Constantinople, 50 BC. Spread covid-19 throughout the population, introduce the rest to fentanyl. Any remaining rivals are to be blinded, as was the custom of the time. That being taken care of I'd spread knowledge of hand washing, antisepsis, the army corps system, monotheism, the location of the Americas, and a variety of translated technical manuals to the small cult I'd build around myself, taking on multiple wives to spread my presumably taller, smarter, bigger dicked genes among the population. Hoping to make a big enough impact that when I'm inevitably betrayed I become a martyr and my followers spread my teachings across the globe, stealing christianity and islams thunder and plunging the world into an entirely different dark age
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Jan 30, 2024 17:14
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Do you know how many tragedies you could prevent if you went back to 4.5 billion years from now? And just nudged the Earth a bit to the left. No wars, no genocides, no crime, no suffering.....
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Commit 9/10
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redshirt posted:Do you know how many tragedies you could prevent if you went back to 4.5 billion years from now? And just nudged the Earth a bit to the left. You just created Super Hitler.
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something else poo poo would just happen instead op 
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Go back to 1913 and bring a history book of the 20th century with me along with enough gadgets to prove that I was from the future. Explain to the crown heads of Europe that if they got into a war it would be a murderous mess that would lead to a second murderous mess that was even bigger. Strangle communism and Fascism in the cradle.
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I'm sure the inventor of this time machine knows, but for you neophytes, you need a time-space machine. Since, what good is it to go back in time and wind up floating forever in the void of space?
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sure okay posted:Imagine spending the rest of your life in ADX Florence just so Bush has to find a different reason to invade Iraq That's why you have a time machine, you call it in then beep borp you're out of there. And at least airport security and all the restlessness of the early aughts would be completely different.
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i'd go stop ww1 or ww2 or something bigger than 9/11 probs
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i’d give seth macfarlane an early wake up call that morning and leave everything else to unfold naturally some things you just can’t prevent, but you can make incremental improvements
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Jan 30, 2024 17:32
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I'd find Bin Laden and accidentally get him to do 9/22 instead.
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Jan 30, 2024 17:33
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f it had to be 9/11 tho i guess i'd hijack the hijackers, kick them out of the plane and finish with a sweet loop de loop over nyc while everyone cheers for me
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sure okay posted:Piss in the fuel tanks to delay the flights instructions unclear, pissed in the DEF tanks instead why the hell are these planes using diesel anyway???
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Trying to prevent the United States from existing seems like a better use of time. Or bringing John Brown a crate of Kalashnikovs
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Bubble wrap everything on the 10th and call it an art installation.
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In other news, a man with explosive diarrhea on a flight may have inadvertently prevented a terrorist attack.
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isn’t this what kicked off the entire plot of travelers
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it seems that one could’ve simply seen something and said something to prevent the attack
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weg posted:Go back to 1998 and give Bin Laden a copy of Half-Life. Someone on here theorized that 9/11 prevented the Resonance Cascade since all that science money went into war on terror. Makes sense imo
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i would go back in time and gently caress with the terrorists alarms, making them late and ultimately want to call it off and sleep in
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Seven Force posted:i would go back in time and gently caress with the terrorists alarms, making them late and ultimately want to call it off and sleep in They got an early start. I assume it's long forgotten, but Atta and his buddy started that day from the Portland Maine International Jetport, with a direct flight to Boston, and then onto NYC.
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i would find and stop the real villains, the ground crew guys who surreptitiously filled the jets with special fuel made especially to melt steel beams
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lolling imagining goons stopping the british empire or america from existing somehow, time machining back to the present day, and finding instead that the Ghanese Gigaempire invented turboslaveryfascism instead. but i thought england ruined the world  it was humans all along?!?!?!?
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maybe if I go back to 9/10 and jack off hard enough it'll prevent 9/11?? only one way to be sure
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If you stopped 9/11, the new leader of al qaeda would just do a different terrorist attack that could be even worse. Its like if you killed hitler and when you get back you find his replacement was serial racist klaus and he carried out the megacaust instead, killing twice as many people.
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Introduce hentai to cavemen. The moment they've got the technique for fire down, BOOM, hentai.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lolling imagining goons stopping the british empire or america from existing somehow, time machining back to the present day, and finding instead that the Ghanese Gigaempire invented turboslaveryfascism instead. but i thought england ruined the world That's why if you want a lasting solution you need to go back 800,000 years and just murder every primate you can find
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