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sign me up -------------------------------- REVIEW ZONE -------------------------------- Conan the Barbarian (1982)  Wheels on Meals (1984)  Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Interstella 5555 (2003) Dirty Duck (1974)  The Third Man (1949)
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Jan 30, 2024 23:04
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just found my member card. hype for movie club 
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Jan 31, 2024 18:24
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lmao
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Feb 2, 2024 06:17
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always up for a heist movie. hell yeah
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Feb 2, 2024 19:49
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Fucker posted:oh wat man seeing his first movie trailer
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Feb 4, 2024 21:09
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hell yeah
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Feb 11, 2024 22:44
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Feb 15, 2024 18:00
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Martman posted:Conan the Barbarian lol badass
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Feb 16, 2024 05:10
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Conan the Barbarian What a loving movie lol. Basically perfect, everyone in it is great but extra credit to Max von Sydow as King Osric, god drat that's a good scene. The pacing and momentum in the whole movie is perfect and it's impossible to stop watching once you've started. Incredibly satisfying ending and I really haven't seen anything like it since. starbarry clock posted:i also didnt like how the hammer underling illustrates his strength with his weapon by knocking down a pillar then hits conan upside the head and conan shrugs it off this happens because flesh is stronger than steel. 5/5 vhs tapes 
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Feb 17, 2024 07:36
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Fungah! posted:
good poo poo, peter lorre ftw
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Feb 23, 2024 17:39
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valeria & sandahl bergman ftw
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Feb 24, 2024 23:31
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Wheels on Meals I love this movie and I love how weird it is lol. Sammo Hung in jheri curls, the plot that seems like it was structured entirely around finding a way to get everybody into an evil castle by the end, the villain who becomes Chinese and a foot shorter when he puts on the fencing mask, etc. I think the boss fight toward the end might be my favorite fight in any Jackie Chan movie and it's a big part of why I love this one. Benny Urquidez is just so goddamn fast and it's amazing to see him & Jackie both going all-out, feels like neither of them was holding back at all. I do wish there were more actual fight scenes, but the ones we get are so good it's still satisfying. I think Police Story is a more solid movie and probably the best Jackie Chan movie overall, but I have a lot of affection for the weird silly tone this one has and it's become one of my favorites. Glad imps have been enjoying it! 4/5 vhs tapes
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Feb 26, 2024 04:42
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Fucker posted:lol i noticed that too and its weird cause i could swear sometimes in the middle of the fight it actually is the spanish dude, but then they have this shot where its just him standing around menacingly and its the chinese guy. wtf yea it rules lol
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Feb 26, 2024 06:13
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oh yeah also extra credit for the way they both their jackets off lol 
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Feb 26, 2024 06:38
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good pick. M month continues
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Mar 4, 2024 23:44
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Fungah! posted:
lol hell yeah
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Mar 8, 2024 14:53
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Fungah! posted:
oh hell yeah lol
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Mar 17, 2024 19:50
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Big Trouble in Little China We really need to get back to making movies like this again lol. Jack Burton is an unrelenting dumbass and one of the best protagonists ever basically a perfect movie, 5/5 vhs tapes
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Mar 18, 2024 06:51
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good pick
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Mar 22, 2024 19:11
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MacheteZombie posted:Con air
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Mar 30, 2024 19:46
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Fungah! posted:its basically that, die hard, and face/off perfect films
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Mar 30, 2024 20:45
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Spoderman posted:i watched wheels on meals but didn’t want to brag about it. it was good lol
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Mar 31, 2024 21:48
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Fungah! posted:original pick was attack on block but in the 12 hour gap between him pickin it and me makin this post it was taken off hulu negative imp magic
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Apr 1, 2024 16:02
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I got the tude now posted:steve martin ftw
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Apr 6, 2024 02:03
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Fungah! posted:rollin today because i'm not gonna be around tomorrow 
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Apr 11, 2024 16:09
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Fucker posted:"35 year old" man w/ a lame rear end job, 4 kids and a fkn mansion lol
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Apr 15, 2024 04:46
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lol congrats
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Apr 19, 2024 19:10
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lol. This is easily one of the films of 1974
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Apr 19, 2024 20:46
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Fungah! posted:time over for parenthood, time starts for dirty duck I guess lol newly divorced dad FB post
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Apr 22, 2024 13:13
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Interstella 5555 This ruled. Happy to have an excuse to listen to Discovery in its entirety again, what an album. We need to get back to making rock operas about record execs ruining music (and lmao that the record company is literally called "Record Company"). Also I loved the sweetly optimistic idea of the entire Earth happily working together to send these aliens back to their home planet, that was so uncynical it actually surprised me lol. Really good pick 4/5 vhs tapes
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Apr 23, 2024 16:20
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Fungah! posted:we dont need no giant robots, we dont need no bishy twinks lmao
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Apr 23, 2024 18:17
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Bicyclops posted:hey! you! yes, you! how can you eat your purin if you don't eat your katsu?! lol
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Apr 23, 2024 20:13
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(Translator’s note: Kabe means Wall)
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Apr 23, 2024 22:26
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Dirty Duck When I was about 15 years old, I accidentally slammed my fingers in a car door in my parents' garage. My mom had already walked into the house before I even left the car, so nobody saw it happen. My entire hand was trapped in the car door, which was fully closed and locked, and three of my fingers were crushed under the frame. The pain was excruciating. I yelled of course, but because of the soundproofing in the walls, nobody heard me at first. Trying to pull my hand out was pointless and only hurt more, and I had no keys so I couldn't open the door. I started to realize that nobody was going to help me, at least not right away, and that I was probably going to be stuck there for a while. I stood there for what felt like forever, in overwhelming pain the entire time, shouting for help at intervals and probably sounding more and more desperate. I remember wondering to myself at some point if maybe my nervous system would adapt to the pain after a few minutes, or if my hand might go numb or start to hurt less. But no, the entire time I was stuck, I was in constant agony, and at no point did it let up even a little. In fact as time went on and I got more and more frustrated, the pain intensified. By the time my mom finally heard my shouting and came to help, I felt like I was going to be trapped there forever. When I think back on this I realize that I don't really remember the initial injury or how much it hurt, I just remember how endless the experience felt. The pain was intense, but the exasperation of being confined somewhere with absolutely no way out was the thing that got to me, and that made the brief time I was stuck feel like hours. Dirty Duck (1974) has a runtime of 75 minutes. 0/5 vhs tapes
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Apr 24, 2024 04:56
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Apr 24, 2024 04:58
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 yoko ono's head is sticking out of a toilet and the duck tells her to shut up. this is "the funniest line in the movie"
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Apr 24, 2024 21:04
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lol
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Apr 24, 2024 23:38
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sourdough posted:Interstella 5555: good poo poo. Began and ended at particularly high points, but good throughout. Great fit between music and animation. 4 out of 5 that kid would make a good av lol
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Apr 25, 2024 22:09
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Nostradingus posted:I actually kind of liked the animation. The style reminded me of some of those late 80s Nickelodeon bumper segments. Really ugly but in kind of a nice, nostalgic way. almost all the animation was done by one guy which is frankly pretty impressive even if I hated it lol
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trying to jack off posted:not to brag, but I've made every single one of my turds without assistance lol
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Apr 26, 2024 04:24
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