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  welcome back to blockbuster movie club. stone colds busy on some other poo poo so i'm runnin this round. go ahead and post here to get your membership in. we'll announce each pick on monday, movies last from the day after theyre picked for two weeks, with a new movie picked each week.  WE HAVE ONE RULE THIS TIMEwhen you pick a movie, youre responsible for findin a way to watch it thats accessible to a majority of watchers without a vpn and without goin to one of those steal all your data russian pirate sites. archive.org is acceptable BUT you have to provide the link. if you cant do that then youve got to pick another movie and if you argue too hard i'm stealing your pick! you get one warning and this is it!   picked by Roth due back 6/2   picked by Plebian Parasite due back 5/26   picked by chuck buried treasure LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by elf help book LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by sub-actuality LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by rodbeard LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by Stone Cold 64 LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by trying to jack off LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by Sleng Teng LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by MacheteZombie LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by Dr. Cool Aids LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by Bicyclops LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by symbolic LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by starbarry clock, a degenerate LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by t a s t e LATE FEES WILL BE ASSESSED  picked by Pragmatica due back 5/19 Fungah! fucked around with this message at 13:10 on May 20, 2024 |
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Hell or High Water: ★★★ ½ Conan the Barbarian: ★★★★ Wheels on Meals: ★★★ M: ★★★★ Big Trouble in Little China: ★★★★ Bad Boy Bubby: ★★★ ½ Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky: ★★★ ½ Day of the Dead: ★★★ ½ Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa: ★★★ Parenthood: ★★: ½ Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem: ★★★ Down and Dirty Duck: ½ The Third Man: ★★★★ Duel to the Death: ★★★ ½ UHF: ★★★ ½
Fungah! fucked around with this message at 18:59 on May 16, 2024 |
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Jan 30, 2024 21:04
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elf help book posted:movie year has to start in feburary because awards season, obviously naturally
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Jan 30, 2024 21:37
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btw i want to clarify. streaming services tht count: if you can get it for free without pirating it, if its somethin that a lot of people probably have (hulu, netflix, max, etc), if its one of the bigger small services (criterion, shudder). use common freakin sense, thats all
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Jan 30, 2024 22:18
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I got the tude now posted:you'd better sign me up since consensus was i picked the best+ most intelligent and artistic movie last time. 
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Jan 31, 2024 00:06
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tmfc posted:if this post is on the first page still then i'm in to watch and review some stuff this time. don't put me in the pick list though, i am a philistine I'm purrllting you in the list. sha nahdhnanana
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Jan 31, 2024 03:03
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hell if you dont have any idea at all hit me up. i'ce got a shitloghd
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Jan 31, 2024 04:29
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Sub-Actuality posted:just found my member card. hype for movie club lmfao
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Jan 31, 2024 18:47
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change of plans i'm gonna roll tomorrow for th first week to give the weekend to choose/set up th post. i'll roll on fridays from now on too
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Feb 1, 2024 21:17
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lmao
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Feb 2, 2024 04:17
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ok, rolling
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Feb 2, 2024 16:19
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wheel is here: https://wheelofnames.com/pm6-vqt our first picker is...  grats chuck, get me your pick by monday
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Feb 2, 2024 16:23
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herculon posted:Can't wait to see Chuck's quadruple feature chucks pick: the entire catalogue of kurosawa movies
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Feb 2, 2024 16:45
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 HELL OR HIGH WATER Courtesy of Chuck Buried Treasure Toby is a divorced father who's trying to make a better life. His brother is an ex-con with a short temper and a loose trigger finger. Together, they plan a series of heists against the bank that's about to foreclose on their family ranch. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQoqsKoJVDw Director: David Mackenzie Writer: Taylor Sheridan Stars: Chris Pine, Ben Foster, Jeff Bridges Available On: Paramount Plus, The Roku Channel (free) Available From: 2/6 - 2/19 
Fungah! fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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Feb 2, 2024 18:07
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all credit to sub-actuality for th sick gif and movie club card
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Feb 2, 2024 18:09
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herculon posted:Someone else did my one job hey, you got eugenes rereg killed, thats something
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Feb 2, 2024 18:50
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updated the op. tyvm sub-actuality for the sick new borders
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Feb 2, 2024 22:15
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Fucker posted:oh wat it got revealed on monday and came out on tuesday in the last thread...
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Feb 5, 2024 03:47
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i just put th movie out early to let people know. idk i guess we could go back to revealin it on mondays start on tuesdays. i switched to rollin fridays to give people a couple days to respond/figure out a pick nd for me to put a post together mostly
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Feb 5, 2024 04:06
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nope, welcome abord
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Feb 5, 2024 15:22
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hell or high water has officially started
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Feb 6, 2024 16:09
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copy posted:thanks for running another round of this. last one got me watching more movies than i have in a long-rear end time and that ruled np, its been a lot of fun
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Feb 6, 2024 17:01
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Hell or High Water really liked it. fuckin love a good western, fuckin love a movie about th death of the west and the little man fightin back, fuckin love a heist movie. lot of good actors playin shitkickers in this in a good way, loved chris pines and ben foster bantering like dipshit brothers. jeff bridges pickin on his partner could be rou8gh but its cool that they played genuine affection under there nd his reaction when alberto died was perfect. its definitely not a perfect movie, you cn see the strings on the plot too often for it to feel seamless like a 4 star movie is, but hell its really fuckin good and i enjoyed it a lot. good pick chuck. ★★★ ½
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Feb 9, 2024 17:10
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oh favorite scene: jeff bridges and the cowboy who was racin a brush fire to the river. really good poo poo there. rollin for next pick in a minute btw.
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Feb 9, 2024 17:11
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 elf bot gimme your pick by sunday
Fungah! fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Feb 9, 2024 |
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Feb 9, 2024 17:14
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copy posted:also the diner scene where the guy goes "seems foolish. time's passed where you can rob a bank and live to spend the money" i felt like he was staring right at the camera lol loil yeah. thats definitely one of th themes, the old west is dead and the banks win in the end
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Feb 9, 2024 23:19
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Nostradingus posted:"the banks are just like the white people stealing land from the native Americans" was a touch too on the nose as well lol lol yup
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Feb 10, 2024 05:43
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CONAN THE BARBARIAN Courtesy of elf help book A young boy, Conan, becomes a slave after his parents are killed and tribe destroyed by a savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom. When he grows up he becomes a fearless, invincible fighter. Set free, he plots revenge against Thulsa Doom. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdYd_RdLCQ Director: John Milius Writer: Robert E. Howard, John Milius, Oliver Stone Stars: Robert E. Howard John Milius Oliver Stone Available On: Amazon Prime Available From: 2/12
Fungah! fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 12, 2024 |
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Feb 11, 2024 22:30
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ps i'm changin the times movies run, now they'll run monday to two sundays later. feels more logical. i'll announce em when the picker gets their pick to me, then it starts thr followin monday
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Feb 11, 2024 23:30
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Sleng Teng posted:Not sure I’ve seen Conan all the way through in one sitting, so hell yeah. oh dude. buckle up
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Feb 11, 2024 23:37
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CONAN STARTED ABOUT 9 HOURS AGO BTW
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Feb 12, 2024 16:06
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I got the tude now posted:conan ftw. the move where rolls and chucks the witch into the fire always kills me. for me its the camel punch. simple tastes.
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Feb 12, 2024 16:23
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Nostradingus posted:Wow, I didn't know that movie was that long. 😂 😂 lol
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Feb 12, 2024 17:15
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Spoderman posted:oh hey can i still sign up for this? added to the list
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Feb 12, 2024 22:44
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god conan rules. full review forthcoming. also i'm wicked busy this weekend so i'm gonna roll for next week now, hell or high water runs through sunday and the new flick starts monday
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Feb 15, 2024 16:48
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Feb 15, 2024 16:51
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Conan the Barbarian godlike. incredible sets, incredible costumes, absolutely unbelievable soundtrack. so many fuckin kickass monologues. even lovely actor-type arnie is perfect. the action scenes are amazing, subotai fuckin rules (literally a california surfer they picked up, hes got like four movie credits lmfao), bringin in james earl jones and max von sydow to teach arnie, sandahl bergman, and subotai to act was th smartest thing they couldve done. every single scene with either of em is pure electricity, thulsa doom's big monologue is one of the best in movies and so is the scene with king osric. if i could nitpick anything i wouldnt bother because the movies perfect 100%. i could watch it ten times a week nd never get bored. ★★★★
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Feb 15, 2024 18:50
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WHEELS ON MEALS Courtesy of Sub-Actuality Two Chinese friends, who operate a food truck in Barcelona, Spain, use their martial arts expertise to help their private investigator friend protect the pickpocket Sylvia, who's been targeted by a ruthless gang. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvVrNI_WuNo Director: Sammo Kam-Bo Hung Writer: Edward Tang, Gwing-Gai Lee, David Tadman Stars: Edward Tang, Gwing-Gai Lee, David Tadman Available On: Plex, Freevee Available From: 2/19
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Feb 15, 2024 19:02
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elf help book posted:after my pick last year i started making a list of possible picks, but on getting drawn last week and looking them up they all had poo poo streaming options. lmao. all entertainment and streaming company executives should be beaten with bamboo cane
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