copy posted:

thanks for running another round of this. last one got me watching more movies than i have in a long-rear end time and that ruled

elf help book posted:

win

Fungah! posted:

see th thing that elevates conan for me isnt just the big name actors, its the worldbuilding poo poo and the sets. they really take a lot of time to show you theres this whole world beyond just conan and his poo poo, he's one guy in th middle of world and he might be a badass but theres so much out there beyond that. the sets too, they really put a lot of details and cool ideas in the background nd let the viewer latch onto em and figure it out. its also cool how much visual metaphor theres goin on, most obvious being the wheel of pain. lot of modern movies theyd have mako talkin over the wheel of pain about how my lord suffered much at the wheel, but ultimately his struggles served to forge him into a mighty warrior, in much the same way as his father forged swords.but here they get some badass music and let the wheel speak for itself. its a movie with a lot of depth even if it just feels like sword and sandals poo poo. and then obviously th big monologues are incredible. th movies an origin story but its a good one because its not just about how conan became conan but like, him choosin between all the paths his life could take one by one until he ends up at th one that is ultimately going to lead to him winning a kingdom with his own hand

Fungah! posted:

and then arnie makes th grunting noises and tghe funny faces too, which is epic

Fucker posted:

yeah, a real piece of poo poo

symbolic posted:

i just got to the the cat shrink wrap scene and if an ex wanted to bang to this movie i'd turn gay in a heartbeat what the gently caress

trying to jack off posted:

The final 90 minutes, don't work without the first 30. if you don't have any of the context bubby is the bad guy and unsympathetic, he kills 4 people

Fungah! posted:

list of everyone remaining:

Nostradingus
Herculon
Arrhythmia
Bicyclops
Pragmatica
taste
Fucker
Plutonis
Plebian Parasite
Gone Fashing
MacheteZombie
super sweet best pal
tmfc
trying to jack off
got the tude now
Symbolic
Fungah
Jenny Agutter
starb

trying to jack off posted:

i picked already

I got the tude now posted:

not as good as Hamlet 2 but still good

Bicyclops posted:

that does it. You're out of the Baldur's gate 3 group.

symbolic posted:

thank you Bicyclops

rodbeard posted:

I always go back and forth on whether Dawn or Day is my favorite. I think the acting and makeup are the strongest in this movie. I love the premise of the world having already ended and them just continuing to do their jobs because they don't know what else to do. Bub's actor does an amazing job emoting through all the makeup.

5/5

Fungah! posted:

Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
_{Courtesy of symbolic}



A continuation of the story told in the Daft Punk music videos "One More Time," "Aerodynamic," "Digital Love," and "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger."

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbSaOw0TvE

Director: Daisuke Nishio, Hirotoshi Rissen, Leiji Matsumoto
Writer: Thomas Bangalter, Cédric Hervet, Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo
Stars: Romanthony, Thomas Bangalter

Available On: YouTube (https://youtu.be/2dGXazgbdhE), Archive.org (https://archive.org/details/interstela5555)

Available From: 4/15 - 4/29

tmfc posted:

i already got probed for having dissenting opinions what more do you want.

herculon posted:

He won't watch it. Bicyclops never keeps his word

Sub-Actuality posted:

lol newly divorced dad FB post

Fungah! posted:

we dont need no giant robots, we dont need no bishy twinks
no ojousamas in the classroom, hey, teacher, senpai noticed me

Bicyclops posted:

hey! you! yes, you! how can you eat your purin if you don't eat your katsu?!

Bicyclops posted:

tell me true. tell me why
is Hojo here beachside?
was it for this that Mommy died?

Sub-Actuality posted:

(Translator’s note: Kabe means Wall)

Roth posted:

This review on Letterboxd for the movie predicted Starbarry picking this lol

Sub-Actuality posted:

Dirty Duck

When I was about 15 years old, I accidentally slammed my fingers in a car door in my parents' garage. My mom had already walked into the house before I even left the car, so nobody saw it happen. My entire hand was trapped in the car door, which was fully closed and locked, and three of my fingers were crushed under the frame. The pain was excruciating. I yelled of course, but because of the soundproofing in the walls, nobody heard me at first. Trying to pull my hand out was pointless and only hurt more, and I had no keys so I couldn't open the door. I started to realize that nobody was going to help me, at least not right away, and that I was probably going to be stuck there for a while. I stood there for what felt like forever, in overwhelming pain the entire time, shouting for help at intervals and probably sounding more and more desperate.

I remember wondering to myself at some point if maybe my nervous system would adapt to the pain after a few minutes, or if my hand might go numb or start to hurt less. But no, the entire time I was stuck, I was in constant agony, and at no point did it let up even a little. In fact as time went on and I got more and more frustrated, the pain intensified. By the time my mom finally heard my shouting and came to help, I felt like I was going to be trapped there forever. When I think back on this I realize that I don't really remember the initial injury or how much it hurt, I just remember how endless the experience felt. The pain was intense, but the exasperation of being confined somewhere with absolutely no way out was the thing that got to me, and that made the brief time I was stuck feel like hours. Dirty Duck (1974) has a runtime of 75 minutes.
0/5 vhs tapes

Fungah! posted:

Dirty Duck aka Down and Dirty Duck



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trying to jack off posted:

not to brag, but I've made every single one of my turds without assistance

Bicyclops posted:

i think there are fewer than ten movies i've seen that i didn't like and can say "this made me feel sick" about and this is one of them.

Arrhythmia posted:

My review of Dirty Duck: my grandfather fell out of a guard tower.

Sub-Actuality posted:

I got the tude now posted:

the wit of a down and dirty duck fan on full display.