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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Roth posted:

The ogre picked me up and walked off very far just to drool on me for a minute.

they only do that to women characters lol

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

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Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Stux posted:

they only do that to women characters lol

and then the pallet swapped harder versions switch to men in DD1 lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I talked to a drunk buck toothed old man and he started ranting about how the world e is boring and isn't real and nothing ever changes and he wants to escape and go to the real world instead of killing dragons. I think I just met Michael Kirkbride

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

I beat it, game rules

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Stux posted:

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Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010


CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
this game is very good

Mordekai
Sep 6, 2006

Salt in the wound eases the soul.

MeatwadIsGod posted:

I had no idea that cart system could even be broken.

My warrior pawn crushed it while trying to hit a harpy.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
ive been trying to travel and all these people keep yanking me aside to fix their problems

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

me for the next half hour after hiring a pawn that says it knows a shortcut to wherever the gently caress Ulrika is

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

me for the next half hour after hiring a pawn that says it knows a shortcut to wherever the gently caress Ulrika is



had the exact same thing and im awaiting the follow up post when you get there lol

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Stux posted:

had the exact same thing and im awaiting the follow up post when you get there lol

She wasn't even loving there. oval office wandered into the middle of the area, announced that she must not be here right now then wandered off

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

ulrika nursed me back to health and then I never saw her again. they show her with the other NPCs in the credits and I was like "oh yeah, what happened to her"

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

She wasn't even loving there. oval office wandered into the middle of the area, announced that she must not be here right now then wandered off

lmao

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Lol I followed "Aragorn" to Ulrika's location all the way from Melve and it took like an hour

hamsauce666
Apr 11, 2018

Evil Eagle posted:

Lol I followed "Aragorn" to Ulrika's location all the way from Melve and it took like an hour

lol similar story here - I have no idea how I would have found her if I didn't get lucky having a borrowed pawn to guide me. I actually really like that some of the quests have basically zero guiding information other than what crops up naturally in the game world. Respect for the few devs out there desperately trying to undo decades of Skyrim quest waypoint brain poisoning.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Wandered up a section of map I'd missed west of lag city and ended up on an hour long excursion through a weird forest rope bridge section, some ancient ruins and finally a secret elf village. I realised this probably linked up to the teasing inaccessible cave west of Melve and found my way into the other entrance to it. Turns out the shortcut itself and any portcrystals in the area are all locked behind a side quest I hadn't started so I have to make my way all the way back here again later. I did not get anything out of this adventure other than the experiences I had along the way, which is nice but at the same time I don't understand why every chest I find contains like, three dead fish. I don't think Capcom know what's supposed to go in chests. Dragons Dogma is a land of contrasts

Lunchmeat Larry fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Mar 30, 2024

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
In most of the caves there's usually some piece of gear or a wakestone shard but a lot of the gear seems roughly scaled to story progression. Like the caves around the early areas have lower tier gear than if you were to wander off to a place where the story hasn't sent you yet. Seems like they expect you to reach an outpost or town through the main quest then spend awhile exploring the surrounding area to find gear that matches your level even if I don't always do that

hamsauce666
Apr 11, 2018



Got my first dragon kill last night! I've been absolutely steamrolling everything with Archer plus a magic-heavy pawn dream team, so I figured I'd make quick work of him. loving lol. It took nearly a full in-game day, the group of NPCs escorting an oxcart that joined in all died, I fully lost my Fighter pawn, and chewed through a ton of healing items. At the end, the surviving pawns were down to ~20-25% health due to chip damage lol. I figure at this point, I'm probably over-leveled, but under-geared for fights like this, but I made it work.

Not sure what to do with these wyrmslife crystals, but I assume that'll become clear later in the game. Also, I'm now 100% convinced my pawn has dragon AIDS, even though they've mostly been acting normal since the fight. I got my eye on you, motherfucker.

This game absolutely rips.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

MeatwadIsGod posted:

In most of the caves there's usually some piece of gear or a wakestone shard but a lot of the gear seems roughly scaled to story progression. Like the caves around the early areas have lower tier gear than if you were to wander off to a place where the story hasn't sent you yet. Seems like they expect you to reach an outpost or town through the main quest then spend awhile exploring the surrounding area to find gear that matches your level even if I don't always do that

Yeah I think I got some wakestone shards but mostly use wakestones as a shortcut tax to get down from high cliffs. When it comes to normal combat I simply don't die

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

My pawn is complaining to me about how he's sick of fighting saurians and he's been doing it for years. I think Itsuno is entering his Yoko Taro arc

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

My pawn is complaining to me about how he's sick of fighting saurians and he's been doing it for years.

Honestly? Same. The only low-grade enemy that's more annoying than saurians are wolves IMO. Give me goblins or bandits or harpies over those two any day.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
what are saurians weak against anyways? i feel like my warrior has to whale away at them forever to kill them.

even with an overpowered weapon they seem to take very little damage, but slashing and blunt attacks.

im guessing its just magic.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
they get hella hosed up when i ice em up


thanks for the epic sig el spider

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

what are saurians weak against anyways? i feel like my warrior has to whale away at them forever to kill them.

even with an overpowered weapon they seem to take very little damage, but slashing and blunt attacks.

im guessing its just magic.

their tails don't deflect damage and once they're cut off, the saurian's body is vulnerable to everything

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

yeh just cut off their tails and they die fast. i wish there were more small enemies but hell, game still fuckin rocks

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Lol the thief master skill just being ultra instinct. This game rules

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
drat, these mfs really hit me with 5 talking/stealth missions all happening in the capital in a row


thanks for the epic sig el spider

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Fucker posted:

drat, these mfs really hit me with 5 talking/stealth missions all happening in the capital in a row

It's a full third of the main story quests lol

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i lost like 4 hours of gameplay because i accidentally gave counterfeit items to a certain characters quest which locked me out of the mage maister skill and i reloaded from the inn thinking i was much closer to that point than i was.

was more than happy to go back and do the cave i didn't clear again and kill a chimera again.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

my pawn's got aughtism. thanks.

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bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

Started today. I jumped off a ledge and my pawn caught me. This is going to be amazing.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

oh my god there are high fives

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
You can also teach your pawn to play catch

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

A dude in the noble quarter gave me a quest to save Sir Gregor who was sent by an evil lord to defeat a Dullahan, because this was a trap and he would get killed by a Dullahan. I spoke to Gregor's wife who was like "I thought he was just on a quest to kill a Dullahan... but it's a trap and he's going to be killed by a Dullahan when he gets there!"

I got there and the Dullahan immediately kicks Sir Gregor into a swamp and he dies, his wife tells me it's not my fault but now she has to move out of her house and become the evil lord's wife. I had the genius idea to go to the mortuary and revive Sir Gregor, who shouted "THANKS" and went back home where he now spends all day staring at a pillar and saying "THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, ARISEN". I don't know where his wife has gone. This game makes me feel like I have a fever

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
That guy's wife immediately fell in love with me after I finished that quest and wouldn't stop showing up at my house

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Wife said "No! You will BE KILL BY DULLAHANS"
And then Sir Gregor was a zombie.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

well crap this game is giving me motion sickness, haven't had that in a while. I've tried tweaking some graphics settings but no luck yet.

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

bees x1000 posted:

well crap this game is giving me motion sickness, haven't had that in a while. I've tried tweaking some graphics settings but no luck yet.

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